Sketchy Beginnings (2009) Ep 1x01
Sonny: I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!
Connie: Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)
Sonny: Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need more sunblock. I'm inside.
Connie: Alright, I'm sorry.You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business.
Sonny: Look mom. We talked about this. Show business is not going to change me.
Connie: You've got a big head.
Sonny: What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back home in Wisconsin.
Connie: With a much bigger head.
Sonny: My head is the exact same size as-
Connie: (turns Sonny around)
Sonny: (sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!
Marshall: Ah! There she is! There's my new star!
Sonny: Mr. Pike!
Marshall: (shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.
Connie: Good. Because you know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.
Marshall: You make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.
Sonny: Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.
Connie: Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have said this many times but-
Sonny: Don't talk to strangers.
Connie: No, but yes.
Sonny: Don't swim after eating?
Connie: No but yes.
Sonny: Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.
Connie: I am trying to tell you how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't, be, prouder. . .
Sonny: You just put a little bit more sun block on me, didn't you?
Connie": No, but yes.
Sonny: Bye! (hugs mom)
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Marshall: Well, here we are kiddo. This is the prop house.
Sonny: Oh my gosh, this is so cool. I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch. And, that's the sarcophagus for the mommy dearest sketch. (sighs) Wow. And, ah, that's a pink hat that I've never really seen before.
Marshall: Yep. One day, there'll be props in here from sketches you're in, maybe one of your hats. Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you. (beep)
intercom: Marshall, your mother is on line four.
Marshall: Take a message.
intercom: And five.
Marshall: I gotta go. (walks away) (Sonny walks to sarcophagus and opens it. Sees Zora.
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh!
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh! Don't you knock?
Sonny: Sorry, I didnb't realize anyone was here. But, your Zora, and I'm Sonny. I'm new.
Zora: Ha. Obviously, otherwise, you would have knocked. Now, if you'll mind. . . (shut sarcophagus.)
Grady: You play the mother, I play the baby. You play the stomach, I play the barf.
Nico: I thought you like playing the barf, bro.
Grady: No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of you but, you know.
Sonny: Hey guys. [holds her hand out]
Nico: Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But you knew that.
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Sonny: [dancing] I'm on the show! I'm in So Random! I'm in Hollywood! Yeah!
[the sarcophagus opens] Oh my gosh!
Zora: Sweet! I'm no longer the weird one! [runs off]
Sonny: I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!
Connie: Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)
Sonny: Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need more sunblock. I'm inside.
Connie: Alright, I'm sorry.You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business.
Sonny: Look mom. We talked about this. Show business is not going to change me.
Connie: You've got a big head.
Sonny: What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back home in Wisconsin.
Connie: With a much bigger head.
Sonny: My head is the exact same size as-
Connie: (turns Sonny around)
Sonny: (sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!
Marshall: Ah! There she is! There's my new star!
Sonny: Mr. Pike!
Marshall: (shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.
Connie: Good. Because you know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.
Marshall: You make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.
Sonny: Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.
Connie: Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have said this many times but-
Sonny: Don't talk to strangers.
Connie: No, but yes.
Sonny: Don't swim after eating?
Connie: No but yes.
Sonny: Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.
Connie: I am trying to tell you how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't, be, prouder. . .
Sonny: You just put a little bit more sun block on me, didn't you?
Connie": No, but yes.
Sonny: Bye! (hugs mom)
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Marshall: Well, here we are kiddo. This is the prop house.
Sonny: Oh my gosh, this is so cool. I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch. And, that's the sarcophagus for the mommy dearest sketch. (sighs) Wow. And, ah, that's a pink hat that I've never really seen before.
Marshall: Yep. One day, there'll be props in here from sketches you're in, maybe one of your hats. Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you. (beep)
intercom: Marshall, your mother is on line four.
Marshall: Take a message.
intercom: And five.
Marshall: I gotta go. (walks away) (Sonny walks to sarcophagus and opens it. Sees Zora.
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh!
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh! Don't you knock?
Sonny: Sorry, I didnb't realize anyone was here. But, your Zora, and I'm Sonny. I'm new.
Zora: Ha. Obviously, otherwise, you would have knocked. Now, if you'll mind. . . (shut sarcophagus.)
Grady: You play the mother, I play the baby. You play the stomach, I play the barf.
Nico: I thought you like playing the barf, bro.
Grady: No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of you but, you know.
Sonny: Hey guys. [holds her hand out]
Nico: Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But you knew that.
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Sonny: [dancing] I'm on the show! I'm in So Random! I'm in Hollywood! Yeah!
[the sarcophagus opens] Oh my gosh!
Zora: Sweet! I'm no longer the weird one! [runs off]
The cast was given 24 hours because thier beloved prop house is gonna be took away to be used as the Mackenzie Falls meditation room. Sonny and the cast handcuuf themselves to the prop house to try to get it back and after two hours they decide to fight back! Sonny Tawni Nico Grady and Zora annoy Chad into the photo booth and he gets chased out by a rat and the So Random! cast wins the prop house back! Chad comes and gives the cast presents Tawni a bedazzled lipgloss case Zora a nightlight for the sarcophagus and Sonny a signed picture of him that says To my biggest fan I'm sorry. T.V.s Chad Dylan Cooper then Sonny admits she's touched and then she asks what Chad got Nico and Grady and Chad tells her he let them take a ride on the forklift and Sonny says You let them do WHAT on the WHO NOW! and a forklift bursts in and Nico says This ain't Mackenzie Falls!