Cuz I thought it would be fun! 35 stinkin ways!





1. Poke her in between her wings, then run away cackling maniacily.

2. Hug her, then say "Oops, I thought you were someone else." then walk away.

3. Take away her teddy.

4. Take away her over-sized sweashirt.

5. Say she looks an awful lot like Brittany Spears with her blonde hair.

6. Rub her stomach, then say "Ooooooh!"

7. Dye her hair. She will kill you. Period.

8. When she is sleeping, write tomorrow's date on the back of her neck with sharpie, then point it out later.

9. Poke Devin, then Fang, then her, then say "Looks like Darth Vader had kids..."

10. Insult one of those close to her.

11. Dress up like an Eraser, then pop out from behind something, and scream, "IM GONNA GET YOU BIRDIE GIRL!" (You will get seriously hurt, use with extreme caution)

12. Ask her if Darth Vader was her grandpa.

13. Tell her she can't do something.

14. Poke her in between the wings, then run away cackiling.

15. Call her small.

16. Glue her wings together.

17. Poke her, then do an Evil Laugh and run away.

18. Walk up to her with a clipboard, then ask her how long it took her egg to hatch.

19. (Aimed at guys) Walk with her, then when Fang and/or Devin passes by, say out loud so they can hear you, "But seriously, I think we should use a condom next time."

20. Make her a smoothie, and when she asks what you used, say, "Fang, Devin, and Lexi." and watch her do a spit take.

21. Tell her you left your flip flop on a cloud, then ask her to get it for you.

22. Compare her to Batman.

23. Ask her if her real mom is an extremely obessed fangirl.

24. Tell her Ciel is dead.

25. Ask her what a cloud feels like then when she tells you what it feel's like run away screaming "THE EXPERIMENT SPEAKS!!"

26. When you pass her, say, "If you look to your right, you will see the Avian American child that successfully made it passed age ten." rub her arm, then put a microphone up to her mouth and ask her what moisturizer she uses.

27. Whack her with a frying pan.

28. Pet Bella, then scream at Mel that the Rottwieler is dangerous.

29. Glue a syringe to her face, then say "Well, Griffin found the glue again..." ((*Laughing* Oh jeez! *Settles laughing and puts on a serious face* Humor from my book.))

30. Take away her hairbrush.

31. Stab a wall with a kitchen knife, then squirt ketchup around it, then scream "LOOK! IM JUST LIKE MEL!"

32. Jumps on her back, then ask her to give you a magical piggy-back-ride to Heaven.

33. Tell her Fang fried, then ate Bella.

34. Tell her Ari is her biological brother.

And....now... for the grand finale...

35. Touch her wings.