A/N: Okay! This is loosely based off some youtube videos "11 Drunk Guys Play Slender/Hospice/Sanatorium/Slender Mod."
Warnings for pure stupidity, some cussing, and mentions of alcohol.
You ever heard that joke, 4 drunk heroes go into the forest at night, with nothing but their stupidity and a flashlight? No? Well, here’s how it went.
The dampness of the forest sent shivers down her spine. Fin glanced behind her, then back forward again. Next to her, Eric was waving the flashlight aimlessly, letting the light hit the dark green leaves of the treetops above and the muddy road below their feet. The fence in front of them was basically begging to be climbed, but she was hesitant.
Aisling and Rowan stumbled up behind them, giggling, but when they saw the fence, they stopped. Aisling edged closer. “Woah, man... woah...” she mumbled. “It’s the fence! Fin! The f-fence!”
“Wh-” Rowan paused to hiccup. “What fence?”
“We, uh, we should climb it... the uhm... the fence!” Eric shouted.
“No, dude, we.. oh shit... uh...” Fin sputtered, but began giggling profoundly when Eric grabbed her hand and dragged her towards the fence.
The four jumped over the chain links and looked around. “Let’s, let’s go to the... that big ass tree over there. Let’s go around the tree,” Aisling babbled, grabbing onto Rowan’s forearm for support.
Fin stumbled over and studied the tree trunk. “Oh-hoh-hooo, we’re fuuucked... We’re so fucked!”
On the tree was a piece of paper with a crude drawing of a man in a black suit. “Dude! It’s um.. We’re doin’ Slender.. In real, in real-- SHUT UP-- in real life!” Rowan yelped.
“Don’t grab that page! D-don’t do it! We can uh, find all the pages and-- no! we’ll find all the-the pages and... He doesn’t come for you if, you don’t, uh, have the pages.”
Fin belligerently ignored that and ripped the paper off the tree. Suddenly a loud booming rang out from seemingly nowhere, and they all went wide-eyed.
“Oh, man...”
They trekked deeper into the forest some more, when they came across a cross-like brick structure.
“No, no, no, no!!! You’re gonna get trapped in the corner, NOOOO!” Rowan screamed.
“Oh, dude, we gotta go back, there was a page, a page!” Aisling screeched.
They turned, and sure enough, a page was on the wall. They cheered, and Eric grabbed it. “Always watching.”
“Ya know, shit gets really intense when you’re like, 4 pages in,” Aisling proudly stated before falling flat on her face.
Fin helped her up, and they continued. Another page was found on a couple of rocks. It stated simply ‘help me.’ Eric laughed. “I don’t think so, Mr. Slender. I’m a rapist!”
Fin gave him a small glare, then turned the flashlight. “OH HOLY FUCK!”
They all screamed and turned, running from the tall, pale, faceless man that had appeared out of nowhere. Fin randomly started laughing, and they all slowed down eventually, then turned slowly. Slenderman was gone.
“What the fuck!”
“He’s GONE!”
“HE’S THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!”
At this, Fin doubled over in laughter, and they continued walking. After one more page and plenty more emotionally scarring views of Slenderman, they saw a structure in the distance. “What-what’s that?”
After a few more feet, Eric screeched. “Oh, shit, it’s the house!”
“Not the house!”
“No! No! No! No!”
“No, we’ve gotta go to the house, there’s a page in there, there’s a page!”
Fin grabbed onto Eric and led him in, Rowan and Aisling following closely behind, scared. They walked in and Fin started speeding ahead through the tiled. They turned to the right really quick and Fin screamed. “Oh my god it’s a chair!”
“Ah!”
“A chair!
“NOOO!”
After a few moments of chair terror, they calmed down and grabbed a page, then sped out. Another page later, and they were seeing Slenderman all over. The page said, “Always look back.”
“That’s a survival tip!”
“That’s a horrible survival tip!”
“Guys! Let’s just talk to him, I’m sure he’s a nice guy!”
“How does Slenderman eat you?”
“Well uh...”
“He doesn’t have a mouth!”
They’d break into random karaoke occasionally, from ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ to ‘Never Gonna Give You Up.’ They ran by the house on multiple occasions, screaming always, running from the pale man so much.
On the sixth page, Aisling was now so drunk she had to be carried by Rowan. She began to kiss Fin’s hand randomly, receiving a weird look from the firecaster.
“Stop kissing my hand, you fuck!”
“I’m sorry, I’m, I’m drunk!”
“Ahh.. hahaa!”
Rowan and Eric started chanting: “Ash is gay! Ash is gay! Ash is gay!” while Fin chanted “Ashy is a les-bo! Ashy is a les-bo!”
“Hey! Let me speak for myself! I am, I am not a gay woman!”
“Face it, Ash!”
“Slenderman is a representation-- shut up! Slenderman is a representation of your homesexuality! It’ll always catch up!”
Directly after saying this, Eric turned to find Slender a couple yards away. They all screamed and turned, trying to run. “GO FASTER!” Aisling screamed at Fin.
“I- I can’t! I used up all my run!”
“How did you use up all your run?! You have a finite run?!?!”
“Apparently!!”
Rowan spotted a piece of white paper up ahead. “The last page!!!”
They all screamed in celebration, and Fin finally started to run faster. Aisling reached out and grabbed it, and laughed. “In your goddamn FACE Slenderman!!!”
She therefore proceeded to throw up on the ground next to her. Eric rushed forward, dragging Fin, and they all ran towards the fence. Aisling was set down; after a few stumbles and shakes of the head, her vision cleared enough so that she could climb it.
Eric jumped down first on the other side, caught Fin, and Rowan came down to catch Aisling. However, the girl was extremely drunk, and her hoodie caught on the edge of the fence. “Oh, god, NOOO!”
“We’re fucked!”
“No! That’s the problem! We’re not fucked, I want sex!”
“I can do that for you Fin!”
“SHUT UP ERIC!”
“Hey! Virgins don’t die in scary movies!”
“So?!”
“I’m a virgin!”
“I’m not!”
“Yes you are Fin!”
“Oh, right...”
Aisling’s hoodie tore off, and she smiled proudly. “TAKE IT SLENDER!”
“...I’m really tired.”
They all passed out in a couple seconds.
~/:::::\~
Fin woke up sitting on the couch. So did Eric, Rowan, and Aisling, who was mysteriously missing her hoodie. “What happened?”
“We found you at the edge of Gotham Forest. Extremely drunk, I might add,” Delta supplied.
“Huh. We were being chased by Slenderman...”
“Probably just a dream. Get some more rest.”
Delta left, and Fin shrugged, glancing over to Eric and Rowan. “Well, if it was a dream, it was kinda fun.”
“Wait, how did we all have the same dream?” Aisling asked.
Fin blinked. Eric reached into his pocket suddenly...
And pulled out a piece of crumpled paper. They all looked at it for a couple seconds, then screamed, then Rowan stopped and looked at Fin.
“How did we even get in that bar?”
Fin gave a sheepish giggle. “I’m kind of a playboy’s daughter...”
Eric glared. “Really now?”
Fin glared right back. “You’re the one who said you were a rapist.”
Warnings for pure stupidity, some cussing, and mentions of alcohol.
You ever heard that joke, 4 drunk heroes go into the forest at night, with nothing but their stupidity and a flashlight? No? Well, here’s how it went.
The dampness of the forest sent shivers down her spine. Fin glanced behind her, then back forward again. Next to her, Eric was waving the flashlight aimlessly, letting the light hit the dark green leaves of the treetops above and the muddy road below their feet. The fence in front of them was basically begging to be climbed, but she was hesitant.
Aisling and Rowan stumbled up behind them, giggling, but when they saw the fence, they stopped. Aisling edged closer. “Woah, man... woah...” she mumbled. “It’s the fence! Fin! The f-fence!”
“Wh-” Rowan paused to hiccup. “What fence?”
“We, uh, we should climb it... the uhm... the fence!” Eric shouted.
“No, dude, we.. oh shit... uh...” Fin sputtered, but began giggling profoundly when Eric grabbed her hand and dragged her towards the fence.
The four jumped over the chain links and looked around. “Let’s, let’s go to the... that big ass tree over there. Let’s go around the tree,” Aisling babbled, grabbing onto Rowan’s forearm for support.
Fin stumbled over and studied the tree trunk. “Oh-hoh-hooo, we’re fuuucked... We’re so fucked!”
On the tree was a piece of paper with a crude drawing of a man in a black suit. “Dude! It’s um.. We’re doin’ Slender.. In real, in real-- SHUT UP-- in real life!” Rowan yelped.
“Don’t grab that page! D-don’t do it! We can uh, find all the pages and-- no! we’ll find all the-the pages and... He doesn’t come for you if, you don’t, uh, have the pages.”
Fin belligerently ignored that and ripped the paper off the tree. Suddenly a loud booming rang out from seemingly nowhere, and they all went wide-eyed.
“Oh, man...”
They trekked deeper into the forest some more, when they came across a cross-like brick structure.
“No, no, no, no!!! You’re gonna get trapped in the corner, NOOOO!” Rowan screamed.
“Oh, dude, we gotta go back, there was a page, a page!” Aisling screeched.
They turned, and sure enough, a page was on the wall. They cheered, and Eric grabbed it. “Always watching.”
“Ya know, shit gets really intense when you’re like, 4 pages in,” Aisling proudly stated before falling flat on her face.
Fin helped her up, and they continued. Another page was found on a couple of rocks. It stated simply ‘help me.’ Eric laughed. “I don’t think so, Mr. Slender. I’m a rapist!”
Fin gave him a small glare, then turned the flashlight. “OH HOLY FUCK!”
They all screamed and turned, running from the tall, pale, faceless man that had appeared out of nowhere. Fin randomly started laughing, and they all slowed down eventually, then turned slowly. Slenderman was gone.
“What the fuck!”
“He’s GONE!”
“HE’S THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!”
At this, Fin doubled over in laughter, and they continued walking. After one more page and plenty more emotionally scarring views of Slenderman, they saw a structure in the distance. “What-what’s that?”
After a few more feet, Eric screeched. “Oh, shit, it’s the house!”
“Not the house!”
“No! No! No! No!”
“No, we’ve gotta go to the house, there’s a page in there, there’s a page!”
Fin grabbed onto Eric and led him in, Rowan and Aisling following closely behind, scared. They walked in and Fin started speeding ahead through the tiled. They turned to the right really quick and Fin screamed. “Oh my god it’s a chair!”
“Ah!”
“A chair!
“NOOO!”
After a few moments of chair terror, they calmed down and grabbed a page, then sped out. Another page later, and they were seeing Slenderman all over. The page said, “Always look back.”
“That’s a survival tip!”
“That’s a horrible survival tip!”
“Guys! Let’s just talk to him, I’m sure he’s a nice guy!”
“How does Slenderman eat you?”
“Well uh...”
“He doesn’t have a mouth!”
They’d break into random karaoke occasionally, from ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ to ‘Never Gonna Give You Up.’ They ran by the house on multiple occasions, screaming always, running from the pale man so much.
On the sixth page, Aisling was now so drunk she had to be carried by Rowan. She began to kiss Fin’s hand randomly, receiving a weird look from the firecaster.
“Stop kissing my hand, you fuck!”
“I’m sorry, I’m, I’m drunk!”
“Ahh.. hahaa!”
Rowan and Eric started chanting: “Ash is gay! Ash is gay! Ash is gay!” while Fin chanted “Ashy is a les-bo! Ashy is a les-bo!”
“Hey! Let me speak for myself! I am, I am not a gay woman!”
“Face it, Ash!”
“Slenderman is a representation-- shut up! Slenderman is a representation of your homesexuality! It’ll always catch up!”
Directly after saying this, Eric turned to find Slender a couple yards away. They all screamed and turned, trying to run. “GO FASTER!” Aisling screamed at Fin.
“I- I can’t! I used up all my run!”
“How did you use up all your run?! You have a finite run?!?!”
“Apparently!!”
Rowan spotted a piece of white paper up ahead. “The last page!!!”
They all screamed in celebration, and Fin finally started to run faster. Aisling reached out and grabbed it, and laughed. “In your goddamn FACE Slenderman!!!”
She therefore proceeded to throw up on the ground next to her. Eric rushed forward, dragging Fin, and they all ran towards the fence. Aisling was set down; after a few stumbles and shakes of the head, her vision cleared enough so that she could climb it.
Eric jumped down first on the other side, caught Fin, and Rowan came down to catch Aisling. However, the girl was extremely drunk, and her hoodie caught on the edge of the fence. “Oh, god, NOOO!”
“We’re fucked!”
“No! That’s the problem! We’re not fucked, I want sex!”
“I can do that for you Fin!”
“SHUT UP ERIC!”
“Hey! Virgins don’t die in scary movies!”
“So?!”
“I’m a virgin!”
“I’m not!”
“Yes you are Fin!”
“Oh, right...”
Aisling’s hoodie tore off, and she smiled proudly. “TAKE IT SLENDER!”
“...I’m really tired.”
They all passed out in a couple seconds.
~/:::::\~
Fin woke up sitting on the couch. So did Eric, Rowan, and Aisling, who was mysteriously missing her hoodie. “What happened?”
“We found you at the edge of Gotham Forest. Extremely drunk, I might add,” Delta supplied.
“Huh. We were being chased by Slenderman...”
“Probably just a dream. Get some more rest.”
Delta left, and Fin shrugged, glancing over to Eric and Rowan. “Well, if it was a dream, it was kinda fun.”
“Wait, how did we all have the same dream?” Aisling asked.
Fin blinked. Eric reached into his pocket suddenly...
And pulled out a piece of crumpled paper. They all looked at it for a couple seconds, then screamed, then Rowan stopped and looked at Fin.
“How did we even get in that bar?”
Fin gave a sheepish giggle. “I’m kind of a playboy’s daughter...”
Eric glared. “Really now?”
Fin glared right back. “You’re the one who said you were a rapist.”
SUPER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ARROWETTE (CISSIE KING-JONES) APPEARING IN YOUNG JUSTICE.
Okay, here are the facts, confirmed by Greg Weissman himself:
As of 2.05 "Bloodlines" Cissie is 14. Bart is 14.
When asked about Cissie, Greg at first stated Cissie's ten second cameo was merely a "taste"
Bart and Cissie had a romantic relationship in the comics.
Cissie King-Jones did appear in "Insecurity". (She was the blonde girl fascinated with Arty saving her dad.
Greg refuses to confirm or deny the archer in the poster is male or female. Though it is most likely male.
GREG WEISSMAN HAS STATED THAT IF GIVEN ENOUGH EPISODES (Season 3/4) CISSIE KING-JONES WILL RETURN AS ARROWETTE!!!!!!
Also: Sme artwork from the guy who does the artwork for YJ:
link
Okay, here are the facts, confirmed by Greg Weissman himself:
As of 2.05 "Bloodlines" Cissie is 14. Bart is 14.
When asked about Cissie, Greg at first stated Cissie's ten second cameo was merely a "taste"
Bart and Cissie had a romantic relationship in the comics.
Cissie King-Jones did appear in "Insecurity". (She was the blonde girl fascinated with Arty saving her dad.
Greg refuses to confirm or deny the archer in the poster is male or female. Though it is most likely male.
GREG WEISSMAN HAS STATED THAT IF GIVEN ENOUGH EPISODES (Season 3/4) CISSIE KING-JONES WILL RETURN AS ARROWETTE!!!!!!
Also: Sme artwork from the guy who does the artwork for YJ:
link
Daily Episode
Day Thirty-Five:
Static Shock Episode Eighteen: "Frozen Out"
Link: link
Summary:
During the Christmas season, ice and snow blow through Dakota. Static soon realizes it comes from a Bang Baby with cryogenic powers named Permafrost. Permafrost, however, is merely a young homeless, orphaned girl who has mental problems from trauma as a young child, who can not control her powers as they occur when people ignore her as she begs on the streets. Static must somehow convince her to calm down and accept his help.
In two days, Young Justice will be ADDED to the Countdown Episode List. That's right. You'll have an episode of Static and YJ to watch.
BUT IT'LL BE AWESOME!!!!
This is one of my favorite episodes. What about you?
Check out my SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Link: link
Day Thirty-Five:
Static Shock Episode Eighteen: "Frozen Out"
Link: link
Summary:
During the Christmas season, ice and snow blow through Dakota. Static soon realizes it comes from a Bang Baby with cryogenic powers named Permafrost. Permafrost, however, is merely a young homeless, orphaned girl who has mental problems from trauma as a young child, who can not control her powers as they occur when people ignore her as she begs on the streets. Static must somehow convince her to calm down and accept his help.
In two days, Young Justice will be ADDED to the Countdown Episode List. That's right. You'll have an episode of Static and YJ to watch.
BUT IT'LL BE AWESOME!!!!
This is one of my favorite episodes. What about you?
Check out my SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Link: link
FIVE COMMENTS FRO TOTALLY DIFFERENT USERS!!!!!
Daily Episode
Day Thirty-Seven:
Static Shock Episode Thirteen: "Brother-Sister Act"
Link: link
Summary:
Static juggles fighting criminal siblings and trying to throw Sharon off his tail when she begins to believe Virgil is Static.
In this episode, Sharon wises up. But wait until you see the firs big superstar appearance tomorrow!!! (Daily Episodes back to their regular times!!!!!!)
Check out my SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Link: link
Daily Episode
Day Thirty-Seven:
Static Shock Episode Thirteen: "Brother-Sister Act"
Link: link
Summary:
Static juggles fighting criminal siblings and trying to throw Sharon off his tail when she begins to believe Virgil is Static.
In this episode, Sharon wises up. But wait until you see the firs big superstar appearance tomorrow!!! (Daily Episodes back to their regular times!!!!!!)
Check out my SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Link: link
age: 15
gender: male
powers: he has the power to see someones actions and copy their moves exactly the same. (( but he cant copy superpowers unfortunatley))
skills: he has skills in fighting and outsmarting his eneimes with his big mouth.
appearance: dark brown hair but can be different shade of brown depending on lighting and has brown eyes that can fade to green at times or blue.
Personality: he is very friendly to people around him and is often very funny and a practical jokester when he wants to be and makes funny faces or funny noises to get people to smile.
others: his eyes change color to the person hes copying. and he has a cute laugh
Daily Episode
Day Forty-Two:
Static Shock Episode Ten: "Junior"
Link: link
Summary:
Edwin Alva Jr., does whatever he can to earn his father's respect, even going so far as to discover a method to control the effects of the Big Bang fluid. However, Alva completely dismisses his son, causing him to become angry and become Omnifarius, destroying everything his father holds dear with catastrophic results.
SOOOOOOOOO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG!!!!!!!! My baby(iest) bro had a pizza party for four hours this morning, then my baby(middle) bro had swimming for three hours immediately afterward and a four hour birthday party (still going on), but I found some time to get this out!
Check out my SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Link: link
Day Forty-Two:
Static Shock Episode Ten: "Junior"
Link: link
Summary:
Edwin Alva Jr., does whatever he can to earn his father's respect, even going so far as to discover a method to control the effects of the Big Bang fluid. However, Alva completely dismisses his son, causing him to become angry and become Omnifarius, destroying everything his father holds dear with catastrophic results.
SOOOOOOOOO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG!!!!!!!! My baby(iest) bro had a pizza party for four hours this morning, then my baby(middle) bro had swimming for three hours immediately afterward and a four hour birthday party (still going on), but I found some time to get this out!
Check out my SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Link: link
Once again, they all tie in Sifts past.
Name: TaLaura Groff
Alias Arella
Occupation: Hero
age: 16
Powers:
•Sensing danger
•Teleportation
•Pocket space–the ability to hold and remove objects so that only the user can retrieve them
• Luck manipulation
Past: TaLuara grew up in a community of crime, though she never was involved in it, her parents thrived to be villains. She ignored the fact she was alone and pushed on.
Other: –shy, but sweet
-If you push her, she’ll use your luck against you.
Name: TaLaura Groff
Alias Arella
Occupation: Hero
age: 16
Powers:
•Sensing danger
•Teleportation
•Pocket space–the ability to hold and remove objects so that only the user can retrieve them
• Luck manipulation
Past: TaLuara grew up in a community of crime, though she never was involved in it, her parents thrived to be villains. She ignored the fact she was alone and pushed on.
Other: –shy, but sweet
-If you push her, she’ll use your luck against you.
Daily Episode
Day Forty-Five:
WARNING: Today's Daily Episode contains racism. Not much, just a man being mean and talking about African Americans in a hateful way. Just thought I should warn you. :)
Static Shock Episode Seven: "Sons of the Fathers"
Link: link
Summary: Richie invites Virgil to stay the night at his house. Unfortunately his father arrives home early, and it is revealed that Mr. Foley is a racist who dislikes African-Americans. After Virgil leaves, Richie yells at his father and runs away, resulting in his capture by Ebon.
Day Forty-Five:
WARNING: Today's Daily Episode contains racism. Not much, just a man being mean and talking about African Americans in a hateful way. Just thought I should warn you. :)
Static Shock Episode Seven: "Sons of the Fathers"
Link: link
Summary: Richie invites Virgil to stay the night at his house. Unfortunately his father arrives home early, and it is revealed that Mr. Foley is a racist who dislikes African-Americans. After Virgil leaves, Richie yells at his father and runs away, resulting in his capture by Ebon.
Daily Episode
Day Forty-Seven:
Static Shock Episode Six: "The New Kid"
Link: link
Summary: Virgil gets accepted into the Vanmoor Institute only to find out he is being used as a tool to capture Static by geniuses Mr. Specs and Mr. Trapper, both of whom work for Edwin Alva. However, Virgil gets a new friend and ally in his fellow student Daisy Watkins.
Okay. Wow. I can even remember how many important characters and recurring characters are brought in today. Of course, this may seem familiar if you read the New 52 Static Shock series where Virgil joins Star Labs. Sorta similar, but still different. Enjoy and have a great day!!!
Day Forty-Seven:
Static Shock Episode Six: "The New Kid"
Link: link
Summary: Virgil gets accepted into the Vanmoor Institute only to find out he is being used as a tool to capture Static by geniuses Mr. Specs and Mr. Trapper, both of whom work for Edwin Alva. However, Virgil gets a new friend and ally in his fellow student Daisy Watkins.
Okay. Wow. I can even remember how many important characters and recurring characters are brought in today. Of course, this may seem familiar if you read the New 52 Static Shock series where Virgil joins Star Labs. Sorta similar, but still different. Enjoy and have a great day!!!