Another spoof

One day, when I was two years old my whole pack was whipped out, by the 'offset' pack. The offsets must have thought I would die soon after my pack was gone. But my dad taught me better than anyone else. Soon after eating a big meal I was off. By myself,
"Lone-Wolf, No limits, No-one to rely on, And no-one to wait for." I thought to myself. I liked my new motto, little did I know... That was the motto I was, from then on, to follow for the rest of my life.

Later I found another pack. It was a long walk from my pack to their's... 50 clicks to be precise... Well I didn't find them, they found me....

We pulled into my driveway. I opened my door and then immediately went over to Kate’s and opened it for her. I then led her up my driveway. She immediately began sniffing my mom’s garden as well as the bird’s nest that had fallen from the tree. “Come on Kate... There’s more to see...” I told her. She had a sceptical look in her eyes. “Casa... Del... Setho...” I joked, upon opening my door. Kate walked in casually. She took one whiff and then ran into my kitchen. I slowly took off my Nikes, and followed her. I entered the kitchen, and found her supporting herself on two hind...

“Here I am again in the police department” says Humphrey. Humphrey was arrested for gang activitie and he was sitting in a jail cell. He was let free and he went to his car and it’s a 2010 doge challenger convirtble and he drove off and went hom in his den sat kate she was waiting for Humphrey to come home she was polishing her dual glocks and then Humphrey scared her and she jolted and pointed them at Humphrey and Humphrey said “Ah!” Kate growled at him and then went back to polishing them she was angry and she did not like it that Humphrey had snuck up on her
Over at Wolfiey and...

What an incredible night it was for the moonlight howl. The huge full moon lit up the night. Kate and Humphrey were on their way back to the den. Kate looked amazing, as usual, all spiffied up, just for her one true love....Humphrey! Humphrey really appreciated this. Kate always knew how to make him happy. He was the happiest omega wolf in the entire universe!

As the couple approached their beautiful den Kate told Humphrey to go on in while she was "using the bathroom". So, he did. Humphrey went into the den and sat down next to the back wall, waiting for Kate to return. Meanwhile Kate was still...