Tarantino: Hi I'm the 1990s
Rest: And we're the 2000s.
QT: Oh please...what...you didn't hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? I'm the 2000s too, suckas.
Nolan: But we've already seen your movies before they come out in other countries and at the video store.
At that, Raimi snaps his fingers in z formation.
QT: And I read all the comic stories you're now taking credit for. As WELL as seeing all my movies at the video store already. That's why Kill Bill Vol. 2 was even a better sequel then Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2!
Rest: Oh please, it was a pistache! You even stole the music from Good Bad and the Ugly! Then you tried to act all modest saying you got it from Robert Rodriguez for a penny. Damn right! Because anymore and you'd be sued!
QT: I steal like that for a reason!
Rest: What reason could you possibly have to steal and then call yourself an artist?
Bale: Quentin, you realize how many film students and screenwriters wanna be like you but can't because only if it's YOU DOING IT can a movie rated r be cool!
Raimi: Yeah! When people get an agent for the first time, they quit their jobs the next day! This never happened in the history of time! Agents take forever to get your stuff sold! But everybody these days was a teenager when you made Pulp Fiction and thinks it's just natural when someone likes your stuff that they'll be god damn Madonna within three years!
QT: Let's get back to this "steal" stuff. You know I do all the things intentionally that comic book personnel are stereotyped for? It's on purpose. I had Beatles' like/Orsen Wells like control of my career after Pulp Fiction. I know what the hell I'm doing. Now where's Bryce Dallas Howard to show me some of those feet?
The Rest: So essentially we're you...but now. We're the comic book directors that you're responsible for.
QT: The way the Beatles and Phish are responsible for every self-righteous heroin addict who likes poetry.
the Rest: Screw you, Quentin!
QT: Just don't have Johnny Depp be the god damn Riddler, Nolan. And Raimi...how dare you not drag Kirstin Dunst back and give her that money. Give her a break! How the hell is she supposed to negotiate? They'll just point to the fact that Spider-Man made 811 million dollars or whatever and say "you really think you were the reason for this"? Nonsense!
The Rest: Yeah. I don't think Kirstin or Johnny are washed up enough to be in your movies, QT. How about Richard Grieco and...the bitch Dunst beat in Bring It On?
Rest: And we're the 2000s.
QT: Oh please...what...you didn't hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? I'm the 2000s too, suckas.
Nolan: But we've already seen your movies before they come out in other countries and at the video store.
At that, Raimi snaps his fingers in z formation.
QT: And I read all the comic stories you're now taking credit for. As WELL as seeing all my movies at the video store already. That's why Kill Bill Vol. 2 was even a better sequel then Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2!
Rest: Oh please, it was a pistache! You even stole the music from Good Bad and the Ugly! Then you tried to act all modest saying you got it from Robert Rodriguez for a penny. Damn right! Because anymore and you'd be sued!
QT: I steal like that for a reason!
Rest: What reason could you possibly have to steal and then call yourself an artist?
Bale: Quentin, you realize how many film students and screenwriters wanna be like you but can't because only if it's YOU DOING IT can a movie rated r be cool!
Raimi: Yeah! When people get an agent for the first time, they quit their jobs the next day! This never happened in the history of time! Agents take forever to get your stuff sold! But everybody these days was a teenager when you made Pulp Fiction and thinks it's just natural when someone likes your stuff that they'll be god damn Madonna within three years!
QT: Let's get back to this "steal" stuff. You know I do all the things intentionally that comic book personnel are stereotyped for? It's on purpose. I had Beatles' like/Orsen Wells like control of my career after Pulp Fiction. I know what the hell I'm doing. Now where's Bryce Dallas Howard to show me some of those feet?
The Rest: So essentially we're you...but now. We're the comic book directors that you're responsible for.
QT: The way the Beatles and Phish are responsible for every self-righteous heroin addict who likes poetry.
the Rest: Screw you, Quentin!
QT: Just don't have Johnny Depp be the god damn Riddler, Nolan. And Raimi...how dare you not drag Kirstin Dunst back and give her that money. Give her a break! How the hell is she supposed to negotiate? They'll just point to the fact that Spider-Man made 811 million dollars or whatever and say "you really think you were the reason for this"? Nonsense!
The Rest: Yeah. I don't think Kirstin or Johnny are washed up enough to be in your movies, QT. How about Richard Grieco and...the bitch Dunst beat in Bring It On?
