Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
Lucius Fox: And I'm a DC. Rumor was, Mr. Symbiote, you made an appearence in a publishing product of any form after the year 1839 but...isn't that racist?
Symbiote: RACIST?!!! RACIST?!!! BLACK GOOP SO I'M RACIST?!
Lucius (smiling): Mister Symbiote, what do you do to Spiderman when you land on him? You become what north Boston New Yorker subscribers characertize as the difference between the white man and the "negro".
1. yeah dawg I'll pay my rent, on the first of Fix-My-Door-Sucka.
2. every women, baby. What's up sweet thaaaang
3. 4 times the athletic ability
4. Saves no one
5. And then you don't bother to correct this disparity for the audience who are all naturally expecting the black goop to make him a jerk and a jerk specifically. Did you know that most of your female moviegoing fans still don't know TO THIS DAY that that character's name is Venom? Bring everyone in and then all your plots just wink and nodding to 5% of the audience? Nobody moves during the singing of the school song, Darnell!
Symbiote: Morgan Freeman sure loves to narrate
Lucius: You better love what you do when the lines you've got to memorize include -- "Kavlar utility harness, electromagnetic grapple gun, with three-hundred-and-fifty pound monofilment." and "Nomex survival suit for advanced infantry. Something biweave, Reinforced joins."
Symbiote: I think it's possible DC might be racist too
Lucius Fox: And I'm a DC. Rumor was, Mr. Symbiote, you made an appearence in a publishing product of any form after the year 1839 but...isn't that racist?
Symbiote: RACIST?!!! RACIST?!!! BLACK GOOP SO I'M RACIST?!
Lucius (smiling): Mister Symbiote, what do you do to Spiderman when you land on him? You become what north Boston New Yorker subscribers characertize as the difference between the white man and the "negro".
1. yeah dawg I'll pay my rent, on the first of Fix-My-Door-Sucka.
2. every women, baby. What's up sweet thaaaang
3. 4 times the athletic ability
4. Saves no one
5. And then you don't bother to correct this disparity for the audience who are all naturally expecting the black goop to make him a jerk and a jerk specifically. Did you know that most of your female moviegoing fans still don't know TO THIS DAY that that character's name is Venom? Bring everyone in and then all your plots just wink and nodding to 5% of the audience? Nobody moves during the singing of the school song, Darnell!
Symbiote: Morgan Freeman sure loves to narrate
Lucius: You better love what you do when the lines you've got to memorize include -- "Kavlar utility harness, electromagnetic grapple gun, with three-hundred-and-fifty pound monofilment." and "Nomex survival suit for advanced infantry. Something biweave, Reinforced joins."
Symbiote: I think it's possible DC might be racist too
