Yeah, since everyone else is writing articles about themselves, I guess it's time to join in the anarchy.
First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred or aunty or betch, etc. etc.)
I love where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a grass shack) and no, I don't surf (although I bodyboard on occasion). The weather here is not perfect, despite what you see on TV and in the movies. We have shite weather too. And the scenery is nice, but definitely not a paradise that you think of when you think of Hawaii. It might seem like I'm putting down my state, but I'm not. Just being realistic here. I'm sure you come across stereotypes of your home state/country, so I know how you feel.
So, location out of the way, time to get to the nitty gritty of the article: Likes and Dislikes. I'm the type who likes to hear the Bad News first (as opposed to the Good News), so I'm doing Dislikes first. Why? Because some of the things I list will probably make you
A) Dislike or hate me
B) Think I'm weird or crazy
C) Kill me
Kidding to that last option (or am I?)
Dislikes
Okay, I'm not a hater or anything, but there are a lot of 'popular' things that I just don't like. *takes a deep breath and lists them*
-Glee
-AVPM
-Darren Criss
-Chris Colfer
-Klaine
-Basically anything Glee related
-Ketchup (yes, ketchup. Disgusting)
-Seafood
-Chocolate
-Taylor Swift
-Extreme fangirls/fanboys
-Most shows on ABC Family (Pretty Little Liars, Secret Life, etc.)
-Twilight
-Kristen Stewart
-Vickie Guerrero
-Michael Cole
-Jersey Shore
-People who 'claim to be in a relationship, but never put pictures up of them together and don't acknowledge their other half' (fuck you. all you do is talk about your bf and how amazing he is, then prove it. Don't worry, it's not anyone on here-just real life bitches)
-Tea (any kind-hot, iced, arizona, etc.)
-People who diss people because they're not rich enough, pretty enough, etc. It's called karma. Remember that.
-Disrespectful people (I can't stand when people bitch about their parents or someone older. Sorry, don't like it. I don't care if they ground you or take something away. It doesn't give you a right to call them mean or any other names. Maybe it's just the localness in me, but we respect our elders here, often calling someone an aunty or uncle, even though they're not blood related)
-Racists/sexists/prejudiced people
-Jonas Brothers (I don't dislike them as much as before, but they're still Busted wannabes)
I know there's probably more, but it's late and yeah. This will probably be edited later.
Now for the Likes *drumroll please*
-Harry Potter (duh)
-Fred and George Weasley/James and Oliver Phelps (duh again)
-The HP cast in general
-Supernatural (Misha Minion and proud)
-Doctor Who
-Merlin
-Wrestling (fake? I don't care. It's still awesome)
-Skins (British version only and only the original cast with Maxxie and crew)
-Music
-Busted
-McFly
-Eminem
-Zebrahead
-My iPod
-Kicking ass on Mario Kart (huzzah!)
-The beach
-British things (basically everything)
-My Family (the sitcom, not my real life brood)
-Little Britain
-Not Going Out
-Coffee
-Simon Pegg (One word: Genius. He stars in some of my favorite movies, including my fave one "Hot Fuzz")
-Quotes (books/TV/movies)
-Photography (I wish I was good at it, but I suck. I just admire others works)
-Traveling (I want to go to England one day and maybe live in Cornwall when I'm like 70 years old lol)
-My friends (offline and online)
-Shopping (no, I'm not a shopaholic or rich, but I do like to buy things when I have money, which is usually an electronic of some sort)
-My Macbook
-Hoodies (love them)
-Make up
-Bollywood movies/music
-Singing/dancing
-Romione/Dramione/Drarry
-Sarcasm (who doesn't appreciate sarcasm nowadays?)
-Tumblr <3
Again, probably more things, but it's late at night and on top of that, I'm sick. Like proper sick (coughing and all that good stuff) so my brain isn't at its full capacity.
Other things about me that I might mention is that I define my style as girly tomboy or emo gangster. I don't dress in a particular way, so I might wear a cute shirt with an HP hoodie or a t-shirt with cute flats. I have baby names picked out (don't judge me, or the names haha). I want twins--1 boy and 1 girl. I would name them London Aidan and Emma Rea. And if I had another kid, it would be called Declan Rhys (boy or girl, I don't care. I love that name). I'd also like to mention that I am the proud owner of John Cena's real hat that he wore on his head and we, being at the right place and right time, caught his hat as he threw it in the audience (promise to God). Um, anything else? Oh yeah, I be's Asian (just like my niece). I'm half Filipino (my mom's an FBI haha if you get the joke) and my dad is Hawaiian and Chinese. So that makes me about 65% Asian? Yeah, I suck at math. Luckily my parents were born in America x]
Yeah, so judging by this long (albeit time consuming) article, this is the real Gred. Wow, I just realized this was my first ever article I had written on Fanpop in the time I made this page back in November 2010. You lucky people get to be the first to read my weak sauce writing. Congratulations! You just read the suckiest piece of literature on this spot. Lucky bastards ^_^
