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Careful Humphrey! The B bites!
Careful Humphrey! The B bites!
PART FIVE- TWO GENTLEMEN OF VICTROLA

Gossip Girl: # Gossip Girl has a message from the Queen B herself:
"Seeing as Jenny Humphrey is so fond of using Gossip Girl I thought i might leave a special message for her on here...meet me at lunch...at the steps...i have a proposal for you...."
I wonder what that's all about....i need someone on the inside to give me a scoop! xoxo Gossip Girl #


At Lunch at the steps. Blair is sitting on the steps talking to Penelope Nelly and Isabel.

B: It's the perfect plan...i know what her father is like...i've done my research...if he saw her kissing an older man he would freak! It'll be perfect!
P: So we get her to join us and then we destroy her?
B: Precisely.
I: So we're taking her to Victrola? She's under age.
B: Well my boyfriend knows...the owner and Nate can get anyone past security!
I: Great...sshhh here she comes.
Jenny approaches Blair.

B: Jenny.....you made it! I didnt think you would come.
J: I dont get it....yesterday you hated me.
B: Well thats old news....who cares about Chuck anyway.....in fact the way you did what you did....it reminds me of me when i was a freshman....and i cant lose talent like that.
J: What are you saying?
B: Im giving you a second chance. You can join us. Start on a clean state.
J: Whats the catch.
B: The catch is...if you refuse we'll be sure to make your life at Constance a living hell. What do you say?
J: ..(she looks at all of the girls one by one...) Ok...fine....im in.
B: Great...so you'll be coming out with us tonight then....we always celebrate a newbies first day?
J: Ummm i dont know...i'd have to ask my...
B: Jenny! You a woman now you dont need to ask permission to do things...other than permission from me...and i say your coming out with us tonight. Period.

Jenny agrees and after school they all go to Blair's house to get ready for their night out.

Later on that night, at Victrola. The girls are seated at a table.

B: Ok, so now....time for your initiation.
J: But i thought i was already in?
B: You are....thats the whole point of an initiation...its the beginning of your time with us....and i'll think of something easy for you.......(she looks around the club searching for a target, she sees a middle aged man at the bar and point him out) Him.....your initiation is to go over to him and snog him....it has to last at least half a minute but you can go on longer if you enjoy it!
The girls laugh.
I: Come on Jenny thats easy! I had to do worse!
B: Well if you want me to think of something better, or worse i can (she laughs)
J: No! I'll do it....(she gets up and walks over to the man.
B: Girls cameras on the ready i want a good shot!

Jenny approaches the man and puts her arm around him talking to him seductively, before he has a chance to respond she goes in for the kiss. Blair's friends manage to get photos of the kiss. The man pushes Jenny off and is about to start shouting when Jenny runs away and returns to the table.

J: Omg omg omg! grose i cant believe i just did that! We have to leave! He's going to get me thrown out! We have to Go!
B: You can go...i have what i need.
J: What?
B: I said beat it....no one messes with Blair Waldorf....what you did to me the other day, posting that thing about Chuck...not only did it ruin him but it ruined me too....there was no way i was going to let you get away with that...ive got what i wanted from you so go GET OUT!!!
Jenny is in shock and runs out of the club.
B: Girls...make the post. I want it on Gossip Girl and on everyone's phone NOW!!! Make it quick!

10 minutes later Penelope has made and sent the post to Gossip Girl with the pictures of Jenny kissing that man.
The post tilt read;

"Little Humphrey likes her men older....much older...and what was she doing at a club...is she even legal?"

Blair knew once Jenny's brother and father read the post she'd be in trouble!

The next day at school, news of Jenny and the mysterious man is all over school.
Serena sees Blair at the steps and approaches her.

S: B! Let me guess...you had something to do with Gossip Girls latest scandal?
B: Isn't it great...she deserved it!
S: (hands over a newspaper to Blair) B, You have no idea what you've done! Jenny isn't just kissing a middle aged man....shes kissing a Deen from Yale University! Jenny has already been in to see Head Mistress Quellar...she told her everything about the initiation...she wants to see you.
B: Omg! S! I didnt know he was a Deen! Omg.....what am i going to do!? They cant prove it was me right? S! Help me!

As they are speaking Nate and Chuck are walking in to school, Nate walks towards Blair and Serena, Chuck lingers behind him.

N: Blair....what's this i hear about Jenny....did you really do that?
B: Nate....i had to...i had to put her in her place!
N: Graham Parker, the Deen that you made Jenny kiss...is a friend of my father's, he was at Victrola that night to visit me and say hi....and the fact that me and you are seeing each other! What am i supposed to say to him...to my father! I cant believe you could do something like this Blair! What kind of a person are you!
B: Nate please you have to understand....
N: No Blair...i dont understand...i ...cant do this...i cant be with someone who acts so immature and especially after what you did....its shameful for me to even associate myself with you...my father wouldn't allow it!
S: Nate give her a break ok....she's in enough trouble as it is....the school know everything...
N: Well you should have thought about that before...its over Blair...and i'd be surprised if Yale even take a second look at you after you've brought the integrity of one their members under disrepute.
B: No...

Nate walks off closely followed by Chuck....Blair is comforted again by Serena.

At assembly an announcement is made for Blair, telling her to go to the headmistress office after school.

After school. Blair goes to her appointment with H. Quellar

Q: Take a seat. (Blair sits) Well...im guessing you know why you are here? I never thought the day would come where id be disappointed by one of our brightest students.....it makes me sick..knowing what you've done Miss Waldorf.
B: But I..
Q: Thats enough! You're here to listen not to speak!

There is a knock at the door before it is opened. It's Chuck.

Q: Im in a private meeting Mr Bass...i only see students with appointment...could you leave please.
C: I'm afraid i cant...i have something important to talk to you about.
Q: Well nothing can be more important than what i am already discussing with this young lady so if you would excuse us.
C: Actually it is....im here about the incident involving Jenny Humphrey and Deen Parker. It was me.
B: (stands up in shock) What?
Q: I beg your pardon...(looks to Blair) sit down!
C: I did it....it was my club...i let her in...i asked someone to trick her into doing it and then i took the photos and made the post. It was all me...Blair had nothing to do with it.
Q: And why should i believe that you would do something so petty and disgusting.
C: She posted something personal about me on Gossip Girl the other day....i wanted revenge. I didnt know he was a member of Yale University and i will apologise to him for the trouble i have caused him. I accept any punishment you give.
B: (she walks up to him) Chuck...what are you doing?
C: this has got nothing to do with you Blair....you should go...this is between me and the headmistress...
B: But Chuck..you cant...
C: I said...just go...
Q: Miss Waldorf...would you like to leave...i apologise for mistakenly accusing you being responsible, you may leave.
B: But (she looks over to Chuck....she realises there's no point in arguing so she reluctantly turns and leaves)

Later on Blair goes to Victrola to see Chuck. She finds him there with Nate. She remembers the nickname Nate told her about, The Victrola Brothers, she should have known Nate would be here...she couldn't talk to Chuck with Nate there. She notices Nate who spots her and waves her over, she approaches them and Nate gets up.

N: Blair...what are you doing here...in fact im glad you're here...i wanted to....apologise....for the way i spoke to you....i was out of order and im sorry....i was just angry...its just that i got into trouble last night for inviting Deen Parker to Victrola and getting him involved in all that and then my father was angry with me because you were involved....basically... im sorry for the way i spoke to you....are you ok?
B: Im fine...it's ok dont worry about it...no hard feelings. (she smiles and then looks over at chuck who is watching them)
N: So...does this mean you forgive me....and that we're ok?
B: Ummm i...
N: Hey you forgive me dont you?
B: Yeah i guess...
N: So we're still a couple then?
B: (she looks over at Chuck, who looks away from her) Ummm..

She knew she had to answer him fast...but what was she going to say. if she got back with Nate it meant there was no chance of her working things out with Chuck...but i she said no to Nate, she wasn't sure if Chuck was even interested in her...but why would he take the blame for her if he didnt care...she had to choose...Nate or Chuck...Chuck or Nate.

N: Hey...Blair...is everything ok?
B: Nate....i cant do this....i cant be with you...you're not the one i want.
N: What? What do you mean....there's someone else?
Chuck can hear their conversation and looks over at them, he's shocked that she is rejecting Nate.
B: I dont really know....(she looks at Chuck) I dont know if he wants me.
N: Blair I.....I dont understand...
B: I have to go....(she walks over to Chuck) Chuck....i came here to speak to you...but there's no privacy here. ill be at home.

Later on that night. It's 2am. Blair is awoken to a knock on her window. She jumps out of bed and opens her window. Chuck is standing on her balcony, she is startled and lets him in to her room.

B: I didnt think you'd come
C: Well here i am.
B: What happened at school?
C: They threw me out....but before you get all crazy, i dont care...i hated school...it meant nothing to me.
B: Omg Chuck! But what about college?
C: I dont do college.
B: Chuck (she hugs him) Im so sorry! You shouldn't have taken the blame for me! (she lets go of him) Why would you do that!?
C: Well school actually means something to you...so does Yale...they would never have taken you on if you'd got thrown out for this....and anyway....you only did it to get back at her for exposing my....
B: Chuck...it's all my fault....i betrayed your trust...im so sorry (she holds onto him)
C: Well anyway (he moves towards the window) I only came to tell you your in the clear with school...they think it had nothing to do with you. (he opens the window) I guess.......i'll see you around Waldorf..
B: (grabs his arm) You're not going anywhere!
She kisses him and pulls him away from her window, they continue to kiss frantically, releasing all that sexual tension that had built up since the last time they'd kissed. She may not have had the words to admit her feelings for him and neither did he, but they both knew that actions would speak much louder than words...
Blair breaks away from the kissing for a moment, out of breath. he is practically holding her up while leaning against her wall her arms are around his neck with her hands gripped in his hair...she looks into his eyes while they both breathe heavily.

B: I'm not going to let you go...not this time...Chuck...i care...about you...and from this moment onwards i always will...i promise...
C: Why?
B: Because...me and you...we're one of the same...i dont think there is anyone else for us apart from ourselves...i want you......but do you want me?
C: ....I think so.....im not sure....
She kisses him again.
B: (whispers) what about now?
C: (kisses her, then looks at her and smiles) That was pretty convincing...
B: Chuck? (kisses him) Was your first time special?
C: .....No.
B: Then lets pretend this is your first time...

She smiles at him, he lets go of her and she stands up on her own two feet, she drags him on to her bed by his shirt collar, she lays down first and he comes up on top of her, his eyes locked into her the whole time.

C: Are You Sure

She pulls his face towards hers and they lock lips once more, this time they would go all the way...and they did....and it was the best night of both their lives...indeed it was more than just special.


Gossip Girl: # Bass has lost his education but has gained a lover? Seems like a proportionate substitution right? Well Gossip Girl is signing off once again! I hope you've enjoyed the ride because this may be my last post for a long while now. i'm going on vacation! You Know That I Love You xoxo Your One and Only Gossip Girl #

Thats all for this Short Season! I Hope You Liked it!! xoxo GGirl_CB4BW

Btw i have already made a detailed episode by episode plan for a Season 2 of Chair Tales, i will be writing those episodes in the coming month so it may be a while before they get posted.
Take Care all, and thanks so much for reading all my fan fic!
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Episode 2.01 - Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Blair: Damn that Motherchucker!
Blair: Chuck! Aren't you done trying to destroy my night?
Chuck: Look I should never have abandoned you. I know I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. Distracted myself all summer...hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do.
Blair: And?
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Gossip Girl: # I don't know about you but this has to be the hottest gossip we've had all year!
According to our reliable sources, we hear Blair Waldorf's love loss isn't her only problem!
I'm talking food, fingers, throat and puke! You Know You Love Me xoxo #




It has been a few days since Blair and Chucks limo ride from Victrola.
Jenny an Serena are talking at the Humphrey House.

J: i swear, i didn't tell anyone, i've got no reason to!
S: so how does it end up on Gossip Girl?! If i didn't tell anyone and you didn't then who did?!
J: I don't know ok!...
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The GG Writers are on something, and we’re both intrigued and terrified about what it could be. All we know is that Gossip Girl no longer makes sense, and we wonder if watching while on the sauce might make the show better (doubtful). It feels as if the GG Writers sat around and were like...
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V: you ok.
B: yes your little brother is very unsettled today.
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The waldorf apartment:
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GG: hey upper east siders its the next day and i dont have any evidence on how chuck and blair's date went. get me anything you can because you know how i love a scandle.

Waldorf apartment:

(blair is getting her nails done by dorota)

B: god i hate that basshole.
D: what happened miss blair?
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