#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..
#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE love Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant friends with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart, and this ends their friendship.
I never seen the episode myself. But I keep hearing about it..
#8: PONY MOV PINKIE:
Leave it to Max Gilardi to turn a adorable little pink pony. In to a drug taking, alcholic, bisexual, prositute.
Who, as Spike says, "fucked, a snail"..
#7: SHYDALE (pony mov Fluttershy):
The fact that her shed is made into something from TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE says it all..
#6: BRUTALOO:
I love Brutaloo.
But she's isn't exactly the cute litte orange filly we all love in the REAL show.
For one thing, she a possible serial killer. And her obsession of Rainbow Dash isn't as cute as it is in the real show. It's at the point of being down right creepy.
Scootaloo is LITERARY stalking her, and wants to have an ROMANTIC relationship with her, because Brutaloo, like Pony Mov Pinkie, is a bisexual.
But not only that.
She completely BULLIES the other crusaders, and their reason for the friendship still lasting is often questionable..
#5: ERIC CARTMAN:
Any one who seen the ending of SCOTT TENORMAN MUST DIE knows why he's on this list.
He murdered someones family and tricked them into eating their own pàrents, while he immaturely mocks them for it.
Simply because he wanted to get back at him..
#4: FIRE MARSHALL BILL:
No comments..
#3: COACH HINES:
No comments..
#2: STEWIE GRIFFIN:
Brain: I killed my own Stewie! How would YOU feel if you killed anouther baby!?
Stewie: Well. Actually. I killed seven..
Anouther member of the bisexual list.
And Stewie, despite being only one years old, is a sussessful serial killer, and evil genius, intend on world domination.
Probably one of his most evil moments is when he wants new brain to leave, and new brain said he humped Robert.
In response Stewie brutally chopped into many pieces with knife (off view) and was seen carrying a bloody bag outside..
#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
I use to hate Michael for how he's so hypercritical about Trevor.
But, now that I think about it, Michael probably IS better then Trevor, making Michael my number 1 favorite,and T only my second favorite.
Because, as much as I love Phillips.
I also HATE phillips.
Trevor is a difficult person to deal with. He's implusive, short tempered, hypercritical, vengeful, foul mouthed, almost always drunk.
And is not only a bisexual, and a cannibal
But he also describes himself an "incest, kinda guy"..
Plus it's also implied he had sex with Floyds teddy bear.
All in all.
Despite having STANDARDS, such as hating racism, and caring for Michael's family.
He's still described as too horrible and terrible to ever be a hero..
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..
#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE love Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant friends with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart, and this ends their friendship.
I never seen the episode myself. But I keep hearing about it..
#8: PONY MOV PINKIE:
Leave it to Max Gilardi to turn a adorable little pink pony. In to a drug taking, alcholic, bisexual, prositute.
Who, as Spike says, "fucked, a snail"..
#7: SHYDALE (pony mov Fluttershy):
The fact that her shed is made into something from TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE says it all..
#6: BRUTALOO:
I love Brutaloo.
But she's isn't exactly the cute litte orange filly we all love in the REAL show.
For one thing, she a possible serial killer. And her obsession of Rainbow Dash isn't as cute as it is in the real show. It's at the point of being down right creepy.
Scootaloo is LITERARY stalking her, and wants to have an ROMANTIC relationship with her, because Brutaloo, like Pony Mov Pinkie, is a bisexual.
But not only that.
She completely BULLIES the other crusaders, and their reason for the friendship still lasting is often questionable..
#5: ERIC CARTMAN:
Any one who seen the ending of SCOTT TENORMAN MUST DIE knows why he's on this list.
He murdered someones family and tricked them into eating their own pàrents, while he immaturely mocks them for it.
Simply because he wanted to get back at him..
#4: FIRE MARSHALL BILL:
No comments..
#3: COACH HINES:
No comments..
#2: STEWIE GRIFFIN:
Brain: I killed my own Stewie! How would YOU feel if you killed anouther baby!?
Stewie: Well. Actually. I killed seven..
Anouther member of the bisexual list.
And Stewie, despite being only one years old, is a sussessful serial killer, and evil genius, intend on world domination.
Probably one of his most evil moments is when he wants new brain to leave, and new brain said he humped Robert.
In response Stewie brutally chopped into many pieces with knife (off view) and was seen carrying a bloody bag outside..
#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
I use to hate Michael for how he's so hypercritical about Trevor.
But, now that I think about it, Michael probably IS better then Trevor, making Michael my number 1 favorite,and T only my second favorite.
Because, as much as I love Phillips.
I also HATE phillips.
Trevor is a difficult person to deal with. He's implusive, short tempered, hypercritical, vengeful, foul mouthed, almost always drunk.
And is not only a bisexual, and a cannibal
But he also describes himself an "incest, kinda guy"..
Plus it's also implied he had sex with Floyds teddy bear.
All in all.
Despite having STANDARDS, such as hating racism, and caring for Michael's family.
He's still described as too horrible and terrible to ever be a hero..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..