Okay..
I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.
But I am making this huge ass review anyway..
This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.
Here's "my verison" of what happens.
Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.
Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).
But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead of simply telling their parents or anything like that.
He randomly murders them for what appeared to happen out of completely nowhere.
The reason this angers me.
Is because Jeff showed NO signs of being such a violent person.
I mean.
If I am gonna read these stories.
I want to know WHY this will happen.
I mean.
It's like Albert Hitchcock/the birds.
There's no reason for why it happened.
That fuckin angers me.
And this story is no better.
Their was no signs of Jeff being psychotic.
He was completely normal.
At least have it like Michael Myers.
Where he at least shows SIGNS of having been such a terrible person.
But nope.
It just randomly happens.
Anyway.
Jeff's brother takes the fall for this, and goes to jail for a long long time.
But unfortantly for Jeff one of the bullies servived the random massacre, and ended up burning Jeff's face, and for no reason at all.
This causes Jeff to become mentally unstable.
Later at home.
Jeff, for whatever reason, burns off his eye brows.
And other such things, that would "normally" cause someone to die, or at least go blind.
But hey, this is a creepypasta.
Guess trying to figure out the logic of creepypastas is rather pointless.
Espically do to the parents thought progress.
Instead of the mother expressing worry about her mentally unstable son burning off his eye brows.
She responds to his insanity, by telling her husband to "get his gun".
That's right.
They are prepared to murder their own son.
Simply because he is acting mentally unstable.
But sadly.
Jeff somehow heard them saying this.
Nd murders his own parents.
Again proving my earlier rant, about their being "no reason for this behavior".
He also kills his own brother.
The same brother who literary went to jail for him.
So, yeah..
Very "logical" story.
So "happy" to have read it..
I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.
But I am making this huge ass review anyway..
This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.
Here's "my verison" of what happens.
Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.
Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).
But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead of simply telling their parents or anything like that.
He randomly murders them for what appeared to happen out of completely nowhere.
The reason this angers me.
Is because Jeff showed NO signs of being such a violent person.
I mean.
If I am gonna read these stories.
I want to know WHY this will happen.
I mean.
It's like Albert Hitchcock/the birds.
There's no reason for why it happened.
That fuckin angers me.
And this story is no better.
Their was no signs of Jeff being psychotic.
He was completely normal.
At least have it like Michael Myers.
Where he at least shows SIGNS of having been such a terrible person.
But nope.
It just randomly happens.
Anyway.
Jeff's brother takes the fall for this, and goes to jail for a long long time.
But unfortantly for Jeff one of the bullies servived the random massacre, and ended up burning Jeff's face, and for no reason at all.
This causes Jeff to become mentally unstable.
Later at home.
Jeff, for whatever reason, burns off his eye brows.
And other such things, that would "normally" cause someone to die, or at least go blind.
But hey, this is a creepypasta.
Guess trying to figure out the logic of creepypastas is rather pointless.
Espically do to the parents thought progress.
Instead of the mother expressing worry about her mentally unstable son burning off his eye brows.
She responds to his insanity, by telling her husband to "get his gun".
That's right.
They are prepared to murder their own son.
Simply because he is acting mentally unstable.
But sadly.
Jeff somehow heard them saying this.
Nd murders his own parents.
Again proving my earlier rant, about their being "no reason for this behavior".
He also kills his own brother.
The same brother who literary went to jail for him.
So, yeah..
Very "logical" story.
So "happy" to have read it..
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell you what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. More for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin LOVE the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a safe country?
"Cause the mighty king Goose gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my turtle against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this year for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a safe country?
"Cause the mighty king Goose gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my turtle against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this year for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"