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Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge ass review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead of simply telling their parents or anything like that.

He randomly murders them for what appeared to happen out of completely nowhere.
The reason this angers me.
Is because Jeff showed NO signs of being such a violent person.

I mean.

If I am gonna read these stories.
I want to know WHY this will happen.

I mean.
It's like Albert Hitchcock/the birds.
There's no reason for why it happened.

That fuckin angers me.

And this story is no better.
Their was no signs of Jeff being psychotic.
He was completely normal.

At least have it like Michael Myers.
Where he at least shows SIGNS of having been such a terrible person.
But nope.
It just randomly happens.

Anyway.
Jeff's brother takes the fall for this, and goes to jail for a long long time.

But unfortantly for Jeff one of the bullies servived the random massacre, and ended up burning Jeff's face, and for no reason at all.
This causes Jeff to become mentally unstable.

Later at home.
Jeff, for whatever reason, burns off his eye brows.
And other such things, that would "normally" cause someone to die, or at least go blind.
But hey, this is a creepypasta.
Guess trying to figure out the logic of creepypastas is rather pointless.
Espically do to the parents thought progress.

Instead of the mother expressing worry about her mentally unstable son burning off his eye brows.
She responds to his insanity, by telling her husband to "get his gun".

That's right.
They are prepared to murder their own son.
Simply because he is acting mentally unstable.

But sadly.
Jeff somehow heard them saying this.
Nd murders his own parents.
Again proving my earlier rant, about their being "no reason for this behavior".

He also kills his own brother.
The same brother who literary went to jail for him.

So, yeah..

Very "logical" story.
So "happy" to have read it..
#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive you to extremes. But you know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your favorite author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved by fans for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin by utterly devastating Batman, and one...
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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main source of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy glove while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his Watchmen screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. Or the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minutes of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minutes watching some poor woman getting assaulted by hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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In my opinion, it's more depressing than scary


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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom home in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 year old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins acting weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes more and more paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than you think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - UZI (or Micro SMG if you prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun or machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene you always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did you say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see you as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing you to do something you don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I said you had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are you honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
As all TRUE Metallica fans know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell you what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. More for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin LOVE the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen by his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated by how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered by a steak knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the second trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fire and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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posted by Canada24
#1: EMINEM - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 year old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The next evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once more by his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? You trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else you gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, you know, but--that's for online--but, what are you out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do you not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do you know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? You got off the boat and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a safe country?
"Cause the mighty king Goose gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my turtle against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this year for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"