Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are you sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. You must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are you any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.. Is 'your' Scootaloo an alcoholic, bio sexual, thunder god?
AB: ... A what?
Brutaloo: Then no... Names Brutalaloo., they call me it because I'm hardcore and brutal.. (grows bigger) EXTERMEEEEEEME!!.. (normal again) Heehee.
Brutaloo: Anyway.. I'll be getting bac- Wait.. (sees zombie) Is that a zombie!? YOU GUYS HAVE ZOMBIES!?
AB: Year. Ever sence Sgt Buzz came.
Brutaloo: Tell me where to find them!
Scoot: No way. There can only be 'one' Scootaloo..
Brutaloo: You right.. THINK FAST! (throws real Scootaloo into the portal and turns it off before she can get back from it).. (to the other crusaders) My world now bitch!
SB: That was rude.
Brutaloo: Yeah, well, too bad. I'M Scootaloo now
Brutaloo: Hey.. It's me. Brut-.. Scootaloo
Jason: Wait what was that you started saying?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Nothing.. Your hearing things.
Pinkie: I'm sorry, but can you keep it down. I'm trying to do algebra..
Brutaloo: Here, let me help.
Pinkie: Okay. But it's hard.
Brutaloo: Nonscense.... Let's see.. 46x by 87y over the square root o- Wait a minute!? 46x by 87y over the square root of.. 90!?.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
Twi: *angrily* Scoot! Where did you learn that langua-
Brutaloo: *now angry* Give me a fuckin second here! *repeats the math problem three times to herself* How the FUCK!? Can it root to 90!? This is fuckin impossible!
Pinkie: Jeeze, scoot, calm down it's some algebr-
Brutaloo: *still angry* What the fuck is going on here! What the-.. *roars loudly and because that huge, hideous, monster much to everyone's complete shock* ALGEBRA!! YOU CAN! SUCK, MY, BAAAALLS!!
Brutaloo: *slowly shrinks back to normal while panting*
Brutaloo: *now calm again* Boy Pinkie, that is some tough stuff you got there.
Brutaloo: Who wants to have sex with me!?
Everyone else: EWW!
Brutaloo: Whatever.. You guys aren't brutal enough for me.
Brutaloo: (off view) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
(pony head gets thrown against the window)
Brutaloo: (off view) AND TAKE THAT AS A WARNING!!
Dash: Scoot? What's going on out there?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Just a little.. Violence
Dash: I've had enough violence for one night.
Brutaloo: Well.. Then it's a good thing you weren't out there, is it.. (in head) God, THIS Rainbow Dash is a pussy
Dash: But seriously though, what happened out there?
Brutaloo: Well.. They got in my way
Dash: Wait. That was you?
Brutaloo: I got you a present.. (gives her decapitated pony head)
Dash: What the? Ugh! Scoot where did you get that?
Brutaloo: From a zombie I decapitated.
Dash: I..
Brutaloo: You like.. Because I killed plenty in the hall just now and can take 'their' heads as well
Dash: No! I don't want their heads. And why would you kill people?
Brutaloo: Because their not brutal enough!.. They need to be more like me, Bruta- Scootaloo!
Brutaloo: Come on Spike. Just let me kiss you.. Your dating Scoot. So it's kinda the same
Spike: No! Your not the REAL Scoot and I'm not going to kiss you!.
Brutaloo: You sure?
Spike: Yes. You don't even sound like her.
Brutaloo: Fine.. I'll just kiss Twilight
Twi: Not gonna happen!
Brutaloo: Because I'm not you.
Connor: Your right.. Your a creepy orange pervert.
Brutaloo: And don't you forget it.
Brutaloo: Oh. Come on. You enjoyed my company.. I mean with the zombies and all. Haha, wasn't that hilarious everyone.. (getting shucked in) I WILL DESTORY ALL OF YOUUUU!!! (vanishes into the portal).
Brutaloo: *rocking out to Metallica - So What*
Brutaloo: Ah fuck, yes! This song!
Brutaloo: *laughs* That's a good one... oh wait your serious? Let me laugh even harder. *laughs harder*.
Brutaloo: Just like when you and Applejack were webbed up by that spider. (they accidently ended up in 69 position, and it's never spoken of).
Dash: Don't go there!
Brutaloo: But it happened. What did Applejack ta-
Dash: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!
Brutaloo: Haha... Are you so sure it was by 'accident'
Dash: ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE!?
Brualoo: Yes.. I thought I made that clear!
Brutaloo; *grabs flameflower* Now.. If you don't mind DYING!!
Brutaloo: And than they stole one of my feathers! and beat me up!
James Hetfield: Sounds like we I should of given him my autograph after all
Brutaloo: Hey, I don't pay you to mock me!
James Hetfield: You don't pay me at ALL!.. In fact, you kidnapped me!
Brutaloo: Nonscence: *pokes him with cane* Now back into the basement
James: *growls*
Brutaloo: Actually... Then again, the rainbow colored slut stole some my belongings.. Get them back?
James: But I don't wanna!
Brutaloo: That wasn't a question.
James: I don't take orders from you!
Brutaloo: ................. Kirk Hammert. I need you for an example
Kirk: ... I'm here Brutaloo., Example of what Bruta-
Brutaloo: *literary blows him up*
Brutaloo: ....... See that James, that's "you" if my stuff isn't here in the next 10 minutes.
ultimate verison/AppleBloom: ... It'll be fine... Wanna make out?
Brutaloo: We did that yesterday
AppleBloom: But I need practice
Brutaloo: We can practice another day.
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are you sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. You must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are you any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.. Is 'your' Scootaloo an alcoholic, bio sexual, thunder god?
AB: ... A what?
Brutaloo: Then no... Names Brutalaloo., they call me it because I'm hardcore and brutal.. (grows bigger) EXTERMEEEEEEME!!.. (normal again) Heehee.
Brutaloo: Anyway.. I'll be getting bac- Wait.. (sees zombie) Is that a zombie!? YOU GUYS HAVE ZOMBIES!?
AB: Year. Ever sence Sgt Buzz came.
Brutaloo: Tell me where to find them!
Scoot: No way. There can only be 'one' Scootaloo..
Brutaloo: You right.. THINK FAST! (throws real Scootaloo into the portal and turns it off before she can get back from it).. (to the other crusaders) My world now bitch!
SB: That was rude.
Brutaloo: Yeah, well, too bad. I'M Scootaloo now
Brutaloo: Hey.. It's me. Brut-.. Scootaloo
Jason: Wait what was that you started saying?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Nothing.. Your hearing things.
Pinkie: I'm sorry, but can you keep it down. I'm trying to do algebra..
Brutaloo: Here, let me help.
Pinkie: Okay. But it's hard.
Brutaloo: Nonscense.... Let's see.. 46x by 87y over the square root o- Wait a minute!? 46x by 87y over the square root of.. 90!?.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
Twi: *angrily* Scoot! Where did you learn that langua-
Brutaloo: *now angry* Give me a fuckin second here! *repeats the math problem three times to herself* How the FUCK!? Can it root to 90!? This is fuckin impossible!
Pinkie: Jeeze, scoot, calm down it's some algebr-
Brutaloo: *still angry* What the fuck is going on here! What the-.. *roars loudly and because that huge, hideous, monster much to everyone's complete shock* ALGEBRA!! YOU CAN! SUCK, MY, BAAAALLS!!
Brutaloo: *slowly shrinks back to normal while panting*
Brutaloo: *now calm again* Boy Pinkie, that is some tough stuff you got there.
Brutaloo: Who wants to have sex with me!?
Everyone else: EWW!
Brutaloo: Whatever.. You guys aren't brutal enough for me.
Brutaloo: (off view) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
(pony head gets thrown against the window)
Brutaloo: (off view) AND TAKE THAT AS A WARNING!!
Dash: Scoot? What's going on out there?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Just a little.. Violence
Dash: I've had enough violence for one night.
Brutaloo: Well.. Then it's a good thing you weren't out there, is it.. (in head) God, THIS Rainbow Dash is a pussy
Dash: But seriously though, what happened out there?
Brutaloo: Well.. They got in my way
Dash: Wait. That was you?
Brutaloo: I got you a present.. (gives her decapitated pony head)
Dash: What the? Ugh! Scoot where did you get that?
Brutaloo: From a zombie I decapitated.
Dash: I..
Brutaloo: You like.. Because I killed plenty in the hall just now and can take 'their' heads as well
Dash: No! I don't want their heads. And why would you kill people?
Brutaloo: Because their not brutal enough!.. They need to be more like me, Bruta- Scootaloo!
Brutaloo: Come on Spike. Just let me kiss you.. Your dating Scoot. So it's kinda the same
Spike: No! Your not the REAL Scoot and I'm not going to kiss you!.
Brutaloo: You sure?
Spike: Yes. You don't even sound like her.
Brutaloo: Fine.. I'll just kiss Twilight
Twi: Not gonna happen!
Brutaloo: Because I'm not you.
Connor: Your right.. Your a creepy orange pervert.
Brutaloo: And don't you forget it.
Brutaloo: Oh. Come on. You enjoyed my company.. I mean with the zombies and all. Haha, wasn't that hilarious everyone.. (getting shucked in) I WILL DESTORY ALL OF YOUUUU!!! (vanishes into the portal).
Brutaloo: *rocking out to Metallica - So What*
Brutaloo: Ah fuck, yes! This song!
Brutaloo: *laughs* That's a good one... oh wait your serious? Let me laugh even harder. *laughs harder*.
Brutaloo: Just like when you and Applejack were webbed up by that spider. (they accidently ended up in 69 position, and it's never spoken of).
Dash: Don't go there!
Brutaloo: But it happened. What did Applejack ta-
Dash: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!
Brutaloo: Haha... Are you so sure it was by 'accident'
Dash: ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE!?
Brualoo: Yes.. I thought I made that clear!
Brutaloo; *grabs flameflower* Now.. If you don't mind DYING!!
Brutaloo: And than they stole one of my feathers! and beat me up!
James Hetfield: Sounds like we I should of given him my autograph after all
Brutaloo: Hey, I don't pay you to mock me!
James Hetfield: You don't pay me at ALL!.. In fact, you kidnapped me!
Brutaloo: Nonscence: *pokes him with cane* Now back into the basement
James: *growls*
Brutaloo: Actually... Then again, the rainbow colored slut stole some my belongings.. Get them back?
James: But I don't wanna!
Brutaloo: That wasn't a question.
James: I don't take orders from you!
Brutaloo: ................. Kirk Hammert. I need you for an example
Kirk: ... I'm here Brutaloo., Example of what Bruta-
Brutaloo: *literary blows him up*
Brutaloo: ....... See that James, that's "you" if my stuff isn't here in the next 10 minutes.
ultimate verison/AppleBloom: ... It'll be fine... Wanna make out?
Brutaloo: We did that yesterday
AppleBloom: But I need practice
Brutaloo: We can practice another day.
brutaloo
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even more then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even more then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorite Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The title is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The title is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda list before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has images so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
continue reading...
Mine has images so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
