Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are you sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. You must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are you any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.. Is 'your' Scootaloo an alcoholic, bio sexual, thunder god?
AB: ... A what?
Brutaloo: Then no... Names Brutalaloo., they call me it because I'm hardcore and brutal.. (grows bigger) EXTERMEEEEEEME!!.. (normal again) Heehee.
Brutaloo: Anyway.. I'll be getting bac- Wait.. (sees zombie) Is that a zombie!? YOU GUYS HAVE ZOMBIES!?
AB: Year. Ever sence Sgt Buzz came.
Brutaloo: Tell me where to find them!
Scoot: No way. There can only be 'one' Scootaloo..
Brutaloo: You right.. THINK FAST! (throws real Scootaloo into the portal and turns it off before she can get back from it).. (to the other crusaders) My world now bitch!
SB: That was rude.
Brutaloo: Yeah, well, too bad. I'M Scootaloo now
Brutaloo: Hey.. It's me. Brut-.. Scootaloo
Jason: Wait what was that you started saying?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Nothing.. Your hearing things.
Pinkie: I'm sorry, but can you keep it down. I'm trying to do algebra..
Brutaloo: Here, let me help.
Pinkie: Okay. But it's hard.
Brutaloo: Nonscense.... Let's see.. 46x by 87y over the square root o- Wait a minute!? 46x by 87y over the square root of.. 90!?.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
Twi: *angrily* Scoot! Where did you learn that langua-
Brutaloo: *now angry* Give me a fuckin second here! *repeats the math problem three times to herself* How the FUCK!? Can it root to 90!? This is fuckin impossible!
Pinkie: Jeeze, scoot, calm down it's some algebr-
Brutaloo: *still angry* What the fuck is going on here! What the-.. *roars loudly and because that huge, hideous, monster much to everyone's complete shock* ALGEBRA!! YOU CAN! SUCK, MY, BAAAALLS!!
Brutaloo: *slowly shrinks back to normal while panting*
Brutaloo: *now calm again* Boy Pinkie, that is some tough stuff you got there.
Brutaloo: Who wants to have sex with me!?
Everyone else: EWW!
Brutaloo: Whatever.. You guys aren't brutal enough for me.
Brutaloo: (off view) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
(pony head gets thrown against the window)
Brutaloo: (off view) AND TAKE THAT AS A WARNING!!
Dash: Scoot? What's going on out there?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Just a little.. Violence
Dash: I've had enough violence for one night.
Brutaloo: Well.. Then it's a good thing you weren't out there, is it.. (in head) God, THIS Rainbow Dash is a pussy
Dash: But seriously though, what happened out there?
Brutaloo: Well.. They got in my way
Dash: Wait. That was you?
Brutaloo: I got you a present.. (gives her decapitated pony head)
Dash: What the? Ugh! Scoot where did you get that?
Brutaloo: From a zombie I decapitated.
Dash: I..
Brutaloo: You like.. Because I killed plenty in the hall just now and can take 'their' heads as well
Dash: No! I don't want their heads. And why would you kill people?
Brutaloo: Because their not brutal enough!.. They need to be more like me, Bruta- Scootaloo!
Brutaloo: Come on Spike. Just let me kiss you.. Your dating Scoot. So it's kinda the same
Spike: No! Your not the REAL Scoot and I'm not going to kiss you!.
Brutaloo: You sure?
Spike: Yes. You don't even sound like her.
Brutaloo: Fine.. I'll just kiss Twilight
Twi: Not gonna happen!
Brutaloo: Because I'm not you.
Connor: Your right.. Your a creepy orange pervert.
Brutaloo: And don't you forget it.
Brutaloo: Oh. Come on. You enjoyed my company.. I mean with the zombies and all. Haha, wasn't that hilarious everyone.. (getting shucked in) I WILL DESTORY ALL OF YOUUUU!!! (vanishes into the portal).
Brutaloo: *rocking out to Metallica - So What*
Brutaloo: Ah fuck, yes! This song!
Brutaloo: *laughs* That's a good one... oh wait your serious? Let me laugh even harder. *laughs harder*.
Brutaloo: Just like when you and Applejack were webbed up by that spider. (they accidently ended up in 69 position, and it's never spoken of).
Dash: Don't go there!
Brutaloo: But it happened. What did Applejack ta-
Dash: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!
Brutaloo: Haha... Are you so sure it was by 'accident'
Dash: ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE!?
Brualoo: Yes.. I thought I made that clear!
Brutaloo; *grabs flameflower* Now.. If you don't mind DYING!!
Brutaloo: And than they stole one of my feathers! and beat me up!
James Hetfield: Sounds like we I should of given him my autograph after all
Brutaloo: Hey, I don't pay you to mock me!
James Hetfield: You don't pay me at ALL!.. In fact, you kidnapped me!
Brutaloo: Nonscence: *pokes him with cane* Now back into the basement
James: *growls*
Brutaloo: Actually... Then again, the rainbow colored slut stole some my belongings.. Get them back?
James: But I don't wanna!
Brutaloo: That wasn't a question.
James: I don't take orders from you!
Brutaloo: ................. Kirk Hammert. I need you for an example
Kirk: ... I'm here Brutaloo., Example of what Bruta-
Brutaloo: *literary blows him up*
Brutaloo: ....... See that James, that's "you" if my stuff isn't here in the next 10 minutes.
ultimate verison/AppleBloom: ... It'll be fine... Wanna make out?
Brutaloo: We did that yesterday
AppleBloom: But I need practice
Brutaloo: We can practice another day.
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are you sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. You must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are you any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.. Is 'your' Scootaloo an alcoholic, bio sexual, thunder god?
AB: ... A what?
Brutaloo: Then no... Names Brutalaloo., they call me it because I'm hardcore and brutal.. (grows bigger) EXTERMEEEEEEME!!.. (normal again) Heehee.
Brutaloo: Anyway.. I'll be getting bac- Wait.. (sees zombie) Is that a zombie!? YOU GUYS HAVE ZOMBIES!?
AB: Year. Ever sence Sgt Buzz came.
Brutaloo: Tell me where to find them!
Scoot: No way. There can only be 'one' Scootaloo..
Brutaloo: You right.. THINK FAST! (throws real Scootaloo into the portal and turns it off before she can get back from it).. (to the other crusaders) My world now bitch!
SB: That was rude.
Brutaloo: Yeah, well, too bad. I'M Scootaloo now
Brutaloo: Hey.. It's me. Brut-.. Scootaloo
Jason: Wait what was that you started saying?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Nothing.. Your hearing things.
Pinkie: I'm sorry, but can you keep it down. I'm trying to do algebra..
Brutaloo: Here, let me help.
Pinkie: Okay. But it's hard.
Brutaloo: Nonscense.... Let's see.. 46x by 87y over the square root o- Wait a minute!? 46x by 87y over the square root of.. 90!?.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
Twi: *angrily* Scoot! Where did you learn that langua-
Brutaloo: *now angry* Give me a fuckin second here! *repeats the math problem three times to herself* How the FUCK!? Can it root to 90!? This is fuckin impossible!
Pinkie: Jeeze, scoot, calm down it's some algebr-
Brutaloo: *still angry* What the fuck is going on here! What the-.. *roars loudly and because that huge, hideous, monster much to everyone's complete shock* ALGEBRA!! YOU CAN! SUCK, MY, BAAAALLS!!
Brutaloo: *slowly shrinks back to normal while panting*
Brutaloo: *now calm again* Boy Pinkie, that is some tough stuff you got there.
Brutaloo: Who wants to have sex with me!?
Everyone else: EWW!
Brutaloo: Whatever.. You guys aren't brutal enough for me.
Brutaloo: (off view) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
(pony head gets thrown against the window)
Brutaloo: (off view) AND TAKE THAT AS A WARNING!!
Dash: Scoot? What's going on out there?
Brutaloo: Nothing. Just a little.. Violence
Dash: I've had enough violence for one night.
Brutaloo: Well.. Then it's a good thing you weren't out there, is it.. (in head) God, THIS Rainbow Dash is a pussy
Dash: But seriously though, what happened out there?
Brutaloo: Well.. They got in my way
Dash: Wait. That was you?
Brutaloo: I got you a present.. (gives her decapitated pony head)
Dash: What the? Ugh! Scoot where did you get that?
Brutaloo: From a zombie I decapitated.
Dash: I..
Brutaloo: You like.. Because I killed plenty in the hall just now and can take 'their' heads as well
Dash: No! I don't want their heads. And why would you kill people?
Brutaloo: Because their not brutal enough!.. They need to be more like me, Bruta- Scootaloo!
Brutaloo: Come on Spike. Just let me kiss you.. Your dating Scoot. So it's kinda the same
Spike: No! Your not the REAL Scoot and I'm not going to kiss you!.
Brutaloo: You sure?
Spike: Yes. You don't even sound like her.
Brutaloo: Fine.. I'll just kiss Twilight
Twi: Not gonna happen!
Brutaloo: Because I'm not you.
Connor: Your right.. Your a creepy orange pervert.
Brutaloo: And don't you forget it.
Brutaloo: Oh. Come on. You enjoyed my company.. I mean with the zombies and all. Haha, wasn't that hilarious everyone.. (getting shucked in) I WILL DESTORY ALL OF YOUUUU!!! (vanishes into the portal).
Brutaloo: *rocking out to Metallica - So What*
Brutaloo: Ah fuck, yes! This song!
Brutaloo: *laughs* That's a good one... oh wait your serious? Let me laugh even harder. *laughs harder*.
Brutaloo: Just like when you and Applejack were webbed up by that spider. (they accidently ended up in 69 position, and it's never spoken of).
Dash: Don't go there!
Brutaloo: But it happened. What did Applejack ta-
Dash: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!
Brutaloo: Haha... Are you so sure it was by 'accident'
Dash: ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE!?
Brualoo: Yes.. I thought I made that clear!
Brutaloo; *grabs flameflower* Now.. If you don't mind DYING!!
Brutaloo: And than they stole one of my feathers! and beat me up!
James Hetfield: Sounds like we I should of given him my autograph after all
Brutaloo: Hey, I don't pay you to mock me!
James Hetfield: You don't pay me at ALL!.. In fact, you kidnapped me!
Brutaloo: Nonscence: *pokes him with cane* Now back into the basement
James: *growls*
Brutaloo: Actually... Then again, the rainbow colored slut stole some my belongings.. Get them back?
James: But I don't wanna!
Brutaloo: That wasn't a question.
James: I don't take orders from you!
Brutaloo: ................. Kirk Hammert. I need you for an example
Kirk: ... I'm here Brutaloo., Example of what Bruta-
Brutaloo: *literary blows him up*
Brutaloo: ....... See that James, that's "you" if my stuff isn't here in the next 10 minutes.
ultimate verison/AppleBloom: ... It'll be fine... Wanna make out?
Brutaloo: We did that yesterday
AppleBloom: But I need practice
Brutaloo: We can practice another day.
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