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THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. You 'deserved' something more special.. Don't you feel honored, love?
Twilight: YOU MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No more Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE you have a family! Everyone always has a family, don't they.. Well not me.. Not anymore.. Anything I ever loved was always taken away from me!.. Not even Chrysalis likes me anymore.. So what's the point of caring anymore.. I don't care about anything anymore. Not even you!
Scootaloo: ................ Ohh.. That's so sad. No wonder your a big meanie.
Ditto: (annoyed) No. No. Don't pity me, Hate me! FEAR ME!
Scootaloo: (pets him) There, there.
Ditto: (getting angry) Stop that! Why aren't you scared of me!?

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DITTO RETURNS:

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Cheerful, aren't cha?
Ditto: I don't got much to be cheerful for. Little one..

Ditto: What even are those things?
Rarity: You mean Diamond Dogs?
Ditto: Yeah. I've been around a long long time, saw everything from Luna becoming Nightmare moon, to Queen of the changelings having a nice side. But I STILL never heard of such things,
Pinkie: Jeez.. how old ARE you!?
Ditto: .......... I keep forgetting..

Ganger: (kidnapped Ditto's little friend Scootaloo as leverage)
Ditto: You took it too far Ganger!
Ganger: Yeah, well. that's how it works sometimes..

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SWEET APPLE MASSACRE SPOOF:

Ditto: (was made into Canterlot's police chief after his redemption). I'll do my best to stop him.
Luna: Great.. But try to keep them alive this time.
Ditto: (whining) You can't keep blaming me for that.
ONE WEEK EARLIER:
Prisoner: Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?
Ditto: For the last ti- (accidently fires the gun he's holding, killing the prisoner)..
Luna: (scared) What was that!?
Ditto: (looks over) Aww, shit, I shot him in the face.
LUNA: (angry) WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Ditto: Wow.. Never heard you swear...... It's kinda hot.
Luna: Shut up! I can't believe you would kill someone like that!. I mean, I knew you were always kinda crazy bu-
Ditto: I'm not crazy! It was an accident!
Luna: GOD! I'm gonna need a shower.
Ditto: (pervertly) Ohh.. Thanks for the 'vision'.
Luna: (annoyed) Shut up.. I'm not in the mood.

Ditto: We're looking for Big Mac. Stop him before murders more people.
(laugh track)
Ditto: Wait, how is that funny!?
Tom Foolery: They think EVERYTHING is funny sir.
(laugh track)
Tom: see.

Ditto: Big Macintose. You are under arrest for the murders of... Shit. I never got their names.

Big Mac: (aims gun at Scootaloo causing Ditto to go crazy. Tackle him to the ground, and violently break his arm).
Ditto: You ever threaten my Scootaloo like that again, and I'll rip your FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

Ditto: (appears in Scootaloo's dream) Hey Squirt.
Scoot: D- Ditto?
Ditto: Yep.. Luny was busy so she sent me instead. Plus Celestia is trying to lose a bit of weight and dosen't want there for it.
Scootaloo: Really?.. What did you do?
Ditto: Nothing. I did nothing.
Scootaloo: (unconvinced)
Ditto: (sighs) one little fat joke..
Scootaloo: She didn't take it so well huh?
Ditto: Well.. I'm here.
Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a day off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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Well.. I ended season 1..

Not really doing much for Halloween except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.

I never actually seen it. Just the remake.

I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, by always watching, and eventually he kills you.

Anyway.. About bojack..

Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.

I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.

Anyway.. Next is season 2 I guess :)
#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws you under the bus, but he'll take a shit on you afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything you have seen on this list has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, or at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even more so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is more of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be MORE than this. And also tried giving more SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main source of comedy is that the...
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#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is you can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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"Say.. Do you ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, showing Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give you Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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MY GUILT!
and my shame!
Always sell me short, always feel the same!
AND MY FACE!
And my soul!
Always wear me thin, always under control!
BUT THE LONGEST HOURS YOUR HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!!
Are the ones you sit through, to know if you're right!
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong!
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!?
The only will is my own!
I do whatever I want, and stay alone!
ALL MY MAKE DECISIONS MAKE IT UNTOUCHABLE AND TAINTED!!
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life!
But I will always find a way to survive!
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like!
I can take it...
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I love this mission :)

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"Niko, stick fuckin close to me!" Packie cried, as he he and the gang arrived at a warehouse.

from there they climb over a two fences, reaching a small junkyard, witch is surrounded by goons.

"Let's do this!" Packie cried, as they all pulled out there guns, once again, Niko only brought a SMG (refers it over rifles).

They 4 of them quickly shot down the goons.

SHORTLY AFTER:

"(shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Great.. Let's get inside.. Niko... Shoot...
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CONNOR: (currently dating Twilight).

Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).

Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once cart singing the titanic theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..

AJ: *outside door* Hey Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright.....
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Sadly. This is only a fan made video. The real Music Video dosen't involve THE SHINING. In fact, I found the video, here on fanpop. There's a club for the movie..
video
song
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins....
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#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the day I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird


#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else


#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories


#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.


#5: SWEET APPLE MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
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This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked by Jan and Luke Valentine.

Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives or dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".

Jan
Jan


But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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