Canada24's club.. Article: TOP 10 MOVIES I LIKE, BUT OTHERS HATE:

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#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the next Robert England.
And, you know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. You never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* Or even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So you know he's gone love every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).

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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:

Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..

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#3: PURGE:

I probably don't need to explain by this point

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#4: SAW MOVIES:

These are the type of films you have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..

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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:

Jim Carrey is hilarious here.

Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs

Doug, I love you man.
But you when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..

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#6: NUMBER 23:

Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.

And he's GOOD at it..

Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn you hollywood!

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#7: GROWN UPS:

It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).

But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..

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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:

Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..

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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:

Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.

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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:

Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)

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Why agent Kruger (Elysium) DESERVED to die:

posted by Canada24

I know said this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every day assurance..

As I said before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown by his own grenade...

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10 reasons Slappy and Chucky could almost be related

posted by Canada24

1: They both have red hair. (at least in the tv verison of Slappy)

2: There both unfrightening, and coud be easier defeated in real life.

3: There both the souls of a evil person. And always dies but is never TRUELLY defeated. There souls live on.

4: There both smartass's. But Slappy is better in this way. It's part of his evil plan. As when Chucky only dose it cause he's overly confident in himself.

5: Neither are to ever be trusted. Slappy is a sneaky trickster. And Chucky.. Well.. Chucky is just NUTS!

6: there both some sort of doll. Though Slappy likes being one, as when Chucky hates it.

7:...

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Canada24's opinon... TOP SEVEN VIDEO GAMES:

posted by Canada24

#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, by nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even more notable when you play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much more color and life into it. This certainly makes it more unique than 5.. But honestly, I just love the gun fights.. The slightly out...

Canada24 reviews KRAMPUS

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So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...

Cinema Snob - Freddy's revenge

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Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane Jones... EPISODE 2: Part 2

posted by Canada24

Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly you never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...

2 deaths that I was wrong about. They AREN'T disappointing

posted by Canada24

#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..

#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..

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Preformances that should of won an award.. But in fact went completely underrated

posted by Canada24

#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..

#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..

#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..

#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..

#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..

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5 villains who turned out NOT to be villains:

posted by Canada24

#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..

#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was said to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...

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Top ten WILL FARREL QUOTES

posted by Canada24

#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!

#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?

#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!

#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.

#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!

#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!

#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!

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Antagonists I have trouble HATING

posted by Canada24

DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..

THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...

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Top 5 scariest demons

posted by Canada24

#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted by most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed by Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....

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Top 20 Trevor Phillips quotes

posted by Canada24

#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting random citizen) You look like you struggle with simple tasks.

#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault.

#3:
Trevor Philips: You make me want a lobotomy!

#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: You should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate YOU under the influence if you're not careful.

#5:...

What's your take - Garrett Mason, AKA, The Black Dahlia

posted by Canada24

La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a fan of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....

My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...

My Little Pornstar Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...

My top ten favourite quotes Nostalgia Critic (real name Doug Walker)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so you don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a table to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...

Top ten quotes from the PINK FLOYD film

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pink: (envisioning himself as Nazi leader, and speaking though megaphone) We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to cut out the deadwood.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) To clean up the city!
Nazi followers: Waiting!..
Pink and the followers: For. the worms!
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to put on a black shirt.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to weed out the weaklings.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to smash in their...

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Top 5 South Park songs..

posted by Canada24

#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorite song by him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..

THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES; Full first season.. [orginally posted the episodes in 2015]

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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract you as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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