#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."
#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken as, only in it for the fame..
#3: MICHAEL AND FRANKLIN (gta 5):
Both come across as the only decent people in San Andreas.. Though Franklin strikes me as much nicer than Michael..
#4 FRANK GRIMES (Simpsons):
His whole excistance as a character. Is to be the only one see what's WRONG with Homer Simpson being in charge of everyone's safety. When he probably doesn't even know what day it is..
#5: STAN SOUTH (South Park):
Him and Kyle come across as this.. But it's mainly Stan.. I love his complete lack of interest in what's going on in ASSPEN..
#6: NIKO AND ROMAN (gta 4):
We all have our own answers for why Niko fits this. So it's obvious.. But Roman is a very underrated character, the internet loves to make fun of him.. But in truth.. He and Kate are the only decent people in Liberty City.. Roman doesn't have the best track record though..
#7 BLUE (dick figures):
But of coarse. ANYONE would appear as this, when your roommate is RED.. It's quite apparent that Blue does not want to be involved with Red's high jinks. One episode says that Blue refused to accompany Red to a party (because he was sick). So appearently Red hit him with a baseball bat and forcibly brought him when Blue was unconscious..
#8: LOUIS (Family Guy):
This is why I only like her in the early seasons.. When she filled this role.. Not the sex addicted slut she is now..
#9: FRANK WEST (Dead Rising):
Shares this role with Chuck Greene (and Stacey in the canon story)..
#10 SMITHERS (Simpsons):
Smithers is pretty much the only person at the power plant who actually knows what he's doing.
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."
#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken as, only in it for the fame..
#3: MICHAEL AND FRANKLIN (gta 5):
Both come across as the only decent people in San Andreas.. Though Franklin strikes me as much nicer than Michael..
#4 FRANK GRIMES (Simpsons):
His whole excistance as a character. Is to be the only one see what's WRONG with Homer Simpson being in charge of everyone's safety. When he probably doesn't even know what day it is..
#5: STAN SOUTH (South Park):
Him and Kyle come across as this.. But it's mainly Stan.. I love his complete lack of interest in what's going on in ASSPEN..
#6: NIKO AND ROMAN (gta 4):
We all have our own answers for why Niko fits this. So it's obvious.. But Roman is a very underrated character, the internet loves to make fun of him.. But in truth.. He and Kate are the only decent people in Liberty City.. Roman doesn't have the best track record though..
#7 BLUE (dick figures):
But of coarse. ANYONE would appear as this, when your roommate is RED.. It's quite apparent that Blue does not want to be involved with Red's high jinks. One episode says that Blue refused to accompany Red to a party (because he was sick). So appearently Red hit him with a baseball bat and forcibly brought him when Blue was unconscious..
#8: LOUIS (Family Guy):
This is why I only like her in the early seasons.. When she filled this role.. Not the sex addicted slut she is now..
#9: FRANK WEST (Dead Rising):
Shares this role with Chuck Greene (and Stacey in the canon story)..
#10 SMITHERS (Simpsons):
Smithers is pretty much the only person at the power plant who actually knows what he's doing.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..