2004:
Lazlow; Right, so welcome back to Integrity. I'm here back in the studio cause after moving to San Andreas I realized it's too damn hot to really go outside, so we...
Female voice in distance; Lazlow you forgot your lunch.
Lazlow: Pinkie gets out of the studio!
Pinkie: But when you're letting me on the show?
Lazlow; These people want likable personalities not my whiny adopted sister, now get out of the studio you ginger bitch!
Pinkie; Whatever, just don't forget to take out the trash you junkie puta. (door close)
Lazlow; Christ, women am I right?.. Anyway San Andreas is a wild place. Hey, here's a friendly gangster. Sup homes?!
Balla; Go fuck yourself you pony tailed freak!
Lazlow; So welcoming. It's like a big smile round here, makes you want to smoke a bowl, I mean what's better that am I right?
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Several days later Lazlow becomes a drug addict and ends up owing money to Michael De Santa himself, who uses Lazlow's license to track him down to his apartment, where he drunkenly confronts him, slurring his words while pointing a M1911 Pistol.
"It wasn't me! It was Pinkie! Pinkie robbed you!" Lazlow immediately cowards out, Michael in his drunk state turns to gun to Pinkie and goes to shoot her in the leg but a younger Carly runs out having followed her father feeling he was up to something and she pulls his arm away as the bullet goes out, instead hitting Lazlow in the arm and he falls over. Pinkie instinctively tries to hug her brother-in-law , but Carly says "don't hug him, I saw him sell you out!"
"So it.."
"Yes dad, it was Lazlow.. Just don't kill him." Carly says and grabs Pinkie, saying she deserves better, she hears how Pinkie's treated on the show, and takes her out somewhere.
Michael waits til they leave and immediately says he'll shoot the other arm too if Lazlow doesn't hand over the money Lazlow owes him. Lazlow immediately does and flees as fast as he can.
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"N Nobody had ever stood up for me like that." Pinkie admitted while Carly walked them over to a nearby BurgerShot, the Grand Theft Auto version of McDonalds or BurgerKing.
"Well I don't like bullies, now pick what you want, it's on me." Carly smiled, Pinkie gave an awkward one back, she never had much of a social life thanks to Lazlow, so is clearly nervous. Carly notices this and comfortingly pats her saying she'll order for her if she's too shy. Pinkie doesn't know what to say, so just says she wants number 5, Carly telling her to find a seat.
It's moments like this which led to Pinkie's secret crush on Carly, as it's been a long time since anyone was that nice to her.
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NOW:
Pinkie is still with the Smiths, basically adopted at this point just like Seras basically adopted Carly, sort of. They are now on a cruise to try and make Francine happy, but she's the only one actually having any fun, the others are wearing fake smiles to make her feel good. At least at first, they do start to enjoy it, especially Steve who ends up dating an older woman, the games instructor.
Pinkie also starts enjoying herself when she finds the ship has a pool, spending much of the Sea Day in it, she's easy to please. At dinner Francine becomes convinced everything is "too perfect" and she's still in the mood. Which does add how much paranoia that whole thing must bring you. The final straw to her is seeing Roger dressed as a female singer and being the entertainment.
Despite the family's protests, Francine makes a scene during the cruise dinner, and expecting to merely wake up in the tank any minute, dives overboard into the ocean.
"Becky, lifeboat!" Steve says to his new girlfriend and the Smiths all run to it, Pinkie sighs before following, being far more reluctant to leave.
"Couldn’t she have gone crazy 'after' dinner, I didn't even get my burger." Pinkie groaned, but still climbed onto the lifeboat with them.
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TWO WEEKS EARLIER:
Amanda comes down stairs to find Michael trying to watch TV, since he never died now nobody has memories of it. Except Sally and Carly which is why Sally isn't coming home right away as Carly surprisingly seems to be the one to have gotten over it quicker.
"Yo, where's Carly? She left her stupid magazine in the stupid tub again, I need to yell at her!" Amanda cried.
"She's still away, you drove her away, remember." Michael said dryly.
"I didn't.. Whatever, she's gone, I don't care.. I don't care about Carly." Amanda said, though her tone doesn't actually sound all too sincere, like she's trying to just tell it to herself.
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
"Carly?!" Amanda cried and ran over to open the front door only to find Trevor Phillips.
"You're not Carly." Amanda groaned.
"No, I just wanted to say I got a new job. You want to come visit my..." Trevor said, holding up a flier. Amanda rudely just closes the door mid sentence. "I'll leave it under the door." Trevor's voice replied rather unfazed, and is heard doing so.
"Again, whatever.. I don't miss Carly." Amanda told herself.
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Carly finally comes home to find Amanda sobbing into Michael.
Amanda: Oh. [Sniffles] Hey, Were you, like, gone or something?
Carly: Were you crying?
Amanda: (sniffles) You wish.. Bitch.
Carly: You were crying
Amanda: No course not I.. Oh Carly! (hugs her) Never leave!
Carly: I missed you too, Mom.
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Meanwhile, Roger ends up joining the others to save Francine on the lifeboat, and the group are stranded several days till finally they reach an island, but Pinkie notices Trevor's company logo all over it and begins having a bad feeling. But Stan says they don't have many alternatives and heads to a big house, taking Roger with him.
Inside Trevor, Ron, Wade and a bunch of others are having a party, some of them sniffing cocaine. Trevor answers the door, wearing a yellow cream suit to show himself as the boss.
Stan asks for food but Trevor only answers that Stan's an intruder and they’re gonna hunt him and the others for sport. Minus Roger who immediately has a change of costume to head bandana and a white t-shirt and black jeans with a chain on it.
"I'm with them now." he said suddenly from inside the house, all while loading one of the guns.
Stan goes back and nonchalantly says they are gonna hunt them down. "What!?" Francine cried.
"Yeah, saying it out loud, it does sound weird." Stan admitted.
Francine goes over next. Again finding Trevor. "Excuse me, my husband has a crazy idea you're gonna hunt us down." Francine chuckled.
"We are." Trevor said, showing his gun.
"... I see." Francine said and calmly walked off, only to immediately start running back over once the door closes. "IT'S REAL! IT'S REAL!" She screams in panic.
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The group begins fleeing for their lives once Trevor's team runs out after them, and eventually they hide in a cave; Becky, however, pulls a leaf near the entrance of the cave, intending to collect rainwater for them to drink. This causes a cave-in, crushing her to death and trapping the Smiths inside.
Realizing they have not eaten in over a week, Francine opts for cannibalism, arguing that it's the only way to survive; the family eventually joins her (with Stan only doing so after he reads her driver's license and discovers she was an organ donor anyway).
After eating her, Francine comments (to the incredibly traumatized group) that at least they had a nice meal together as a family, as she wanted.
Making things worse, Roger blows open the cave in and shouts "Found them!". And At that Trevor and the others all surround the Smiths.
"Trevor?" Pinkie said in surprise.
"Open fire!" Trevor cried, not seeming to hear her and his men open fire on her and the Smiths, seemingly killing them, but after a few seconds they notice it doesn't hurt.
"Is that paint?" Stan asked. At this Trevor and his men all cheer, except Roger who's noticeably confused, Ron is heard saying "Gotcha!"
"Wait what?" Steve asked nervously.
"It was fake guys! Welcome to T.P.Inc’s Family Retreat Island!" Trevor cried happily.
"Uhh, yeah, I'm totally in on it, yeah." Roger said awkwardly, obviously lying.
"Trevor, y-your with the cruise?!" Pinkie asked, still shaken.
"Yeah, it feels good to be doing good for once. Now come on, they've been looking for you guys, you must be starving" Trevor said, leading his team back out.
At this Hayley breaks down into tears, realizing it was for nothing, hugging Steve who's noticeably speechless. Pinkie just covers her mouth as the realization hits her.
"Well.. Nothing brings a family together, like a dark, terrible secret." Francine said to Stan, rather nervously.
Lazlow; Right, so welcome back to Integrity. I'm here back in the studio cause after moving to San Andreas I realized it's too damn hot to really go outside, so we...
Female voice in distance; Lazlow you forgot your lunch.
Lazlow: Pinkie gets out of the studio!
Pinkie: But when you're letting me on the show?
Lazlow; These people want likable personalities not my whiny adopted sister, now get out of the studio you ginger bitch!
Pinkie; Whatever, just don't forget to take out the trash you junkie puta. (door close)
Lazlow; Christ, women am I right?.. Anyway San Andreas is a wild place. Hey, here's a friendly gangster. Sup homes?!
Balla; Go fuck yourself you pony tailed freak!
Lazlow; So welcoming. It's like a big smile round here, makes you want to smoke a bowl, I mean what's better that am I right?
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Several days later Lazlow becomes a drug addict and ends up owing money to Michael De Santa himself, who uses Lazlow's license to track him down to his apartment, where he drunkenly confronts him, slurring his words while pointing a M1911 Pistol.
"It wasn't me! It was Pinkie! Pinkie robbed you!" Lazlow immediately cowards out, Michael in his drunk state turns to gun to Pinkie and goes to shoot her in the leg but a younger Carly runs out having followed her father feeling he was up to something and she pulls his arm away as the bullet goes out, instead hitting Lazlow in the arm and he falls over. Pinkie instinctively tries to hug her brother-in-law , but Carly says "don't hug him, I saw him sell you out!"
"So it.."
"Yes dad, it was Lazlow.. Just don't kill him." Carly says and grabs Pinkie, saying she deserves better, she hears how Pinkie's treated on the show, and takes her out somewhere.
Michael waits til they leave and immediately says he'll shoot the other arm too if Lazlow doesn't hand over the money Lazlow owes him. Lazlow immediately does and flees as fast as he can.
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"N Nobody had ever stood up for me like that." Pinkie admitted while Carly walked them over to a nearby BurgerShot, the Grand Theft Auto version of McDonalds or BurgerKing.
"Well I don't like bullies, now pick what you want, it's on me." Carly smiled, Pinkie gave an awkward one back, she never had much of a social life thanks to Lazlow, so is clearly nervous. Carly notices this and comfortingly pats her saying she'll order for her if she's too shy. Pinkie doesn't know what to say, so just says she wants number 5, Carly telling her to find a seat.
It's moments like this which led to Pinkie's secret crush on Carly, as it's been a long time since anyone was that nice to her.
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NOW:
Pinkie is still with the Smiths, basically adopted at this point just like Seras basically adopted Carly, sort of. They are now on a cruise to try and make Francine happy, but she's the only one actually having any fun, the others are wearing fake smiles to make her feel good. At least at first, they do start to enjoy it, especially Steve who ends up dating an older woman, the games instructor.
Pinkie also starts enjoying herself when she finds the ship has a pool, spending much of the Sea Day in it, she's easy to please. At dinner Francine becomes convinced everything is "too perfect" and she's still in the mood. Which does add how much paranoia that whole thing must bring you. The final straw to her is seeing Roger dressed as a female singer and being the entertainment.
Despite the family's protests, Francine makes a scene during the cruise dinner, and expecting to merely wake up in the tank any minute, dives overboard into the ocean.
"Becky, lifeboat!" Steve says to his new girlfriend and the Smiths all run to it, Pinkie sighs before following, being far more reluctant to leave.
"Couldn’t she have gone crazy 'after' dinner, I didn't even get my burger." Pinkie groaned, but still climbed onto the lifeboat with them.
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TWO WEEKS EARLIER:
Amanda comes down stairs to find Michael trying to watch TV, since he never died now nobody has memories of it. Except Sally and Carly which is why Sally isn't coming home right away as Carly surprisingly seems to be the one to have gotten over it quicker.
"Yo, where's Carly? She left her stupid magazine in the stupid tub again, I need to yell at her!" Amanda cried.
"She's still away, you drove her away, remember." Michael said dryly.
"I didn't.. Whatever, she's gone, I don't care.. I don't care about Carly." Amanda said, though her tone doesn't actually sound all too sincere, like she's trying to just tell it to herself.
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
"Carly?!" Amanda cried and ran over to open the front door only to find Trevor Phillips.
"You're not Carly." Amanda groaned.
"No, I just wanted to say I got a new job. You want to come visit my..." Trevor said, holding up a flier. Amanda rudely just closes the door mid sentence. "I'll leave it under the door." Trevor's voice replied rather unfazed, and is heard doing so.
"Again, whatever.. I don't miss Carly." Amanda told herself.
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Carly finally comes home to find Amanda sobbing into Michael.
Amanda: Oh. [Sniffles] Hey, Were you, like, gone or something?
Carly: Were you crying?
Amanda: (sniffles) You wish.. Bitch.
Carly: You were crying
Amanda: No course not I.. Oh Carly! (hugs her) Never leave!
Carly: I missed you too, Mom.
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Meanwhile, Roger ends up joining the others to save Francine on the lifeboat, and the group are stranded several days till finally they reach an island, but Pinkie notices Trevor's company logo all over it and begins having a bad feeling. But Stan says they don't have many alternatives and heads to a big house, taking Roger with him.
Inside Trevor, Ron, Wade and a bunch of others are having a party, some of them sniffing cocaine. Trevor answers the door, wearing a yellow cream suit to show himself as the boss.
Stan asks for food but Trevor only answers that Stan's an intruder and they’re gonna hunt him and the others for sport. Minus Roger who immediately has a change of costume to head bandana and a white t-shirt and black jeans with a chain on it.
"I'm with them now." he said suddenly from inside the house, all while loading one of the guns.
Stan goes back and nonchalantly says they are gonna hunt them down. "What!?" Francine cried.
"Yeah, saying it out loud, it does sound weird." Stan admitted.
Francine goes over next. Again finding Trevor. "Excuse me, my husband has a crazy idea you're gonna hunt us down." Francine chuckled.
"We are." Trevor said, showing his gun.
"... I see." Francine said and calmly walked off, only to immediately start running back over once the door closes. "IT'S REAL! IT'S REAL!" She screams in panic.
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The group begins fleeing for their lives once Trevor's team runs out after them, and eventually they hide in a cave; Becky, however, pulls a leaf near the entrance of the cave, intending to collect rainwater for them to drink. This causes a cave-in, crushing her to death and trapping the Smiths inside.
Realizing they have not eaten in over a week, Francine opts for cannibalism, arguing that it's the only way to survive; the family eventually joins her (with Stan only doing so after he reads her driver's license and discovers she was an organ donor anyway).
After eating her, Francine comments (to the incredibly traumatized group) that at least they had a nice meal together as a family, as she wanted.
Making things worse, Roger blows open the cave in and shouts "Found them!". And At that Trevor and the others all surround the Smiths.
"Trevor?" Pinkie said in surprise.
"Open fire!" Trevor cried, not seeming to hear her and his men open fire on her and the Smiths, seemingly killing them, but after a few seconds they notice it doesn't hurt.
"Is that paint?" Stan asked. At this Trevor and his men all cheer, except Roger who's noticeably confused, Ron is heard saying "Gotcha!"
"Wait what?" Steve asked nervously.
"It was fake guys! Welcome to T.P.Inc’s Family Retreat Island!" Trevor cried happily.
"Uhh, yeah, I'm totally in on it, yeah." Roger said awkwardly, obviously lying.
"Trevor, y-your with the cruise?!" Pinkie asked, still shaken.
"Yeah, it feels good to be doing good for once. Now come on, they've been looking for you guys, you must be starving" Trevor said, leading his team back out.
At this Hayley breaks down into tears, realizing it was for nothing, hugging Steve who's noticeably speechless. Pinkie just covers her mouth as the realization hits her.
"Well.. Nothing brings a family together, like a dark, terrible secret." Francine said to Stan, rather nervously.