At a fancy resturant. Trixie: Oh darling, I'm so, so sorry.. How you taking it. Saten: Well.. I been 'better'.. But I'm just glad "your" still here. Trixie: Well don't worry, I have a least 3 weeks off.. I'm here for you. Saten: Well.. Can we move in with you? Trixie: (blushes) Oh.. Well.. I'm not sure if were at that stage of the relationship yet....
Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s- Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the top of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)
Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!? Morgan: That's about the size of it. Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE! Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy! Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And you gone crazy. Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear! Rick: Fiiiiiine.
Shane: (in Rick's coma) by the way. I'm gonna start a random relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...
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It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.
Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...
"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"
But nothing else was written against the grave, no comment like you would see on many gravestones. It just said her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.
"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the previous H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.
Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: Apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.