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ONE YEAR LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at Christmas and Steve refuses to buy into it. Jack also tells how he captured Krampus and keeps it in a copper pot in the basement, which nobody believes.

Steve starts opening his gifts early and Stan tries to hide them in the basement. There, he is called to by the trapped Krampus (who's real after all) and he talks Stan into being let out to punish Steve, but instead he immediately kidnaps Steve and to get revenge on Jack.

Stan tells his father what he did, but Jack simply says "that sucks".

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In the Krampus' Castle in Bavaria, Steve is placed in a jail. Krampus breaks into a dramatic song and slaps Steve throughout it, for being naughty this year.

However, Steve is eventually convinced by Krampus's talking furniture that Krampus is a good person and Steve befriends him.

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Stan calls up Roger and Trevor to help him, and the three go to Santa for help. Where they are captured by the elves. Trevor is strangled by one, but only says "harder" in the classic Steve Ogg delivery, simply creeping the elf out enough to stop.

Stan explains about Krampus, and Santa agrees to help, but only to kill Krampus. And promises Stan a truce.

The four fight their way to Steve, killing all the talking furniture, not realizing they are innocent creatures just defending themselves (though Santa probably did, and killed them anyway).

Steve reveals Krampus was good and redeemed him. But Santa coldly murders Krampus anyway, which even manages to shock Trevor. He also reveals he lied about giving a truce, saying "now maybe even idiots like you would know I'm the bad guy!"

He then tries to kill them, but Jack Smith makes a surprise return and sacrifices himself to save them. After Santa and his elves retreat, the blood of Krampus transforms Jack into the new Krampus.

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DECEMBER 24th - CHRISTMAS EVE:

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Being Christmas, everyone finally found peace. Sally decided it was pointless to still be mad at Franklin over something that didn’t even happen anymore, and continued being with him (and they later married). Amanda finally started being nicer to Carly, and Dash was still drinking less at least.

However, being both a Grand Theft Auto and a Seth Macfarlane universe, the peace and quiet doesn't last. And though the Smith's new apartment is decked out for the holiday, the family members have been replaced with dummies and the actual family is in a bunker, preparing to go into stasis chambers to hide from Santa. As Jeff goes into stasis first, the family finds that Steve has placed his dummy in his chamber and vanished outside.

They discover through Klaus's inspection of Steve's browser history that he has taken off to ride a Christmas train. They rush out to stop him, but not before Roger purposely activates Jeff's pod to send him flying away.

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Turns out Carly also went with Steve, mainly to keep him safe. In result Michael teams up with the Smiths, though not Seras, he didn't tell her because he felt he could handle this alone.

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Arriving too late to stop the ride, they are dismayed when it returns empty and the parents have seemingly forgotten about their children due to mysterious candy canes that turned out to be drugged.

As they fear they won't discover what happened to the children, Puddin, an elf that was banned from the North Pole, informs them that they have all been kidnapped by Santa. He tries to take them along in a second train, but it smashes into a mountain, killing Puddin.

Michael indifferently said, "yeah, he didn't have any Christmas magic."

With one option left to find some Christmas magic to open the passageway, they travel to Baltimore where Jack Smith has given up on being Krampus and has become a bus driver, although he grudgingly agrees to help them.

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Meanwhile, Steve thinks working in the mines is just a holiday simulation of digging coal until he observes a boy collapse and is dumped into a crevasse. He also finds Santa himself, causing him to hide behind Carly.

Santa at first believes the two were here to stop his plot, but they didn't even know he had one.
When he comes to understand that it was simply a coincidence, he orders his henchman to cut their throats with an ice skate “but make it christmassy, the boy wants a christmas”.

Before this can happen, the armed Elf is shot dead. Blood sprays onto the wall next him before he falls.

"Ha! Magic doesn't stop bullets bitch!" Michael cried, holding a M4 Carbine. Stan runs out and unties them, Santa is about to order them all killed, but the jewels he was searching for have finally been found. Having bigger priorities, he lets them all go, his only request being they listen to his evil plan. They politely refuse but this seems to be all it took for him to order them to be recaptured.

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Regardless of the heroes not caring about what his plan is, he goes on a monologue about it anyway, to harness the powers of a slain Sumerian giant in order to become all-powerful by placing the stones back into the eyes of its stone remains.

He succeeds in doing this, but his plan backfires when the giant is reawakened causes havoc against the north pole, and absorbs Santa into its mouth.

Everyone climbs onto one of the trains to escape, but Steve's flat refusal to have any Christmas spirit only powers the train in reverse, toward the giant. His strong negative feelings soon propel the train at enough speed to sever the head from the giant, saving everyone. As the family celebrates, Steve still has his spirit destroyed so everyone gives him hope for the future, minus Michael and Roger who honestly didn't give a crap, and even bond over this.

Regardless, with this settled, everyone sets off with the surviving children as Jack/Krampus decides to stay behind and take over Santa's castle.

Santa reveals to have survived, leaving a cliffhanger. Only for it to be comedically subverted as he is immediately killed anyway, by falling debris.

Several weeks later the Smiths finally decided to go back home to Langley, offering to take Pink back with them, but she said she had her fill and would rather be home with Carly and the others. Pinkie hugs the Smiths before they leave, promising she’ll write to them.


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#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...
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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a article to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I love about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...
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Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she singing now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was popular a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling; Gotta make you understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...
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"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just lost in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't you make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude comments towards his enemies..


#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..


#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..


#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise ass remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..


#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
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1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have you been reading Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)


2:
Father: What did you do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT BREAD FOR FUCK SAKES!!


3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will you be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...
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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written by one of my closest fan fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...
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#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.


#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..


#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are you fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are you on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.


#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.


#5: REPUBLICAN SPACE RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. You came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...
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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after Rainbow Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do you know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want you to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go by the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory...
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