Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires ofcourse, they are ;stoned-stalking-gay-phedophilic-taxescheating-fairies

Do i have to make the list longer? Oh right, Mary-sue and Gary-stu get married and live happily ever after, the end.

'Real' Vampires:
Sometimes stalk their victim before they KILL them
Have fangs
Burn in sunshine
Go poof from a stake through their heart
Are evil and baddass
Don't brood over their lack of soul and over their evil force
Drink human blood
Have 'sort of' an animal instinct
Kill for fun
Have faults, and some things that don't make them all-superior but still kill as if they are.
kill'n' scare people in horror movies or action movies.