Make Her Laugh
When trying to the get the girl you like to like you back:
DON'T lock her in a dungeon and call it "her room"- apparently they don't like that!
DO make her laugh every so often - although jokes about killing kids are off, but apart from that, any subtle quip will guarantee to get her to smile!
DON'T keep her trapped in your house - let her out when she wants to go, otherwise your relationship's over before it begins!
DO surprise her with flowers - when she least expects it, of course!
DON'T make her feel awkward if she breaks something - especially if it's just something ordinary and every day that holds no sentimental value, like a cup!
DO watch for her to come home through your window, then run back to where you were sitting and pretend to be nonchalant and casual, but fail badly - trust me!
DON'T freak out if she kisses you unexpectedly and then throw her back in her room - it'll hurt her physically and emotionally!
DO listen to her - girls like it when men show some kind of understanding of what they have to say!
DON'T make her leave, never to come back, after an argument - you'll only regret it later!
DO go after her when you argue with her - otherwise you'll definately regret letting her go!
DON'T let pride keep you from apologising to her - ever!
DO keep something connected to her if you do lose her - so at least you'll have more than just memories!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some weeping to do...I mean, spinning! I mean...ah! Who am I kidding! Everyone knows I still miss Belle!
Whoa! Ok, wait; update!
DON'T cry too much if she does come back into your life; a little emotion's ok but too much might freak her out!
DO tell her you love her (properly now - the whole three words) when she says it! It's the only way to get your happy ending!
Well, what are you waiting for? Push off and get your girl!
"Oh, it's just a cup!"
