Ok let me just say sorry it's been so long since I've written one of these fanfictions not that anyone really wants or reads them but hey!!!im bored and creative so here we go again!!!:D

Eddy: What do you mean?

Edd: Don't you see Eddy NOBODY WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH US ANYWAY SO WHY EVEN TRY!!!!

Eddy: What are you talking about?!

Edd: Look around Eddy were in our high school years now and yet all these kids think of us is that were undeniably the most irritating scamming delinquents THEY HAVE EVER MET?!

Eddy:...

Edd: OBVIOUSLY IF WHAT YOU SISTER JUST SAID WAS TRUE THAN THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ALL THINK OF US!!!!!!!

Eddy:...

Edd: WELL!!!!

Eddy:...

Edd: AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?!

Eddy: What am I supposed to say?...what am I gonna do?...

Edd: (calms down but is as depressed as Eddy Ed seems to be the only strong one here.)The only thing we can do....give up...

Ed:....I....I...I...

(IM A GOOFY GOOBER!!!XD jk jk)

Eddy: What is monobrow yapping about?

Ed: I...I...I wont...

Edd: Face it Ed it's over.

Eddy: Yea were just gonna have to get used to a new Kanker Sorez world...

Ed: I WON'T DO IT!!!! THEY CAN STEAL MY COMIC BOOKS MY GRAVY AND ALL THAT IS BUTTER BUT....NOT MY FRIENDS!!!!

Eddy: They dont wan't us Ed..

Ed: But they NEED us!

Edd: (looks up in amazement.) Why Ed im touched...seeing you making a statement...a political reach out if you would...with a very impressive speech.

Ed: I don't know what that means but I can see the space ship from here so lets go!!!!!!
(puts his hand out in front of him.)

Eddy: Lumpy?....what are you doing?

Ed: In the movies the three main heros always put there hands in and do a battle cry.

(Edd puts his glove covered hand on top of Ed's.)

Eddy: You too sock head?

Edd: What do you say Eddy?

Eddy: For Sara-I mean our friends hehe. (puts hand in)

(The eds sound off in a loud scream.)

MEANWHILE...

Ella: (in chains now on a wall with a device pointing at her the other girls are in a line next to her also in chains.) (Hearing the Ed's shout.)
Huh?

Nazz: Ella what is it?

Ella: I heard a disturbance.

Sara: Maybe it was the others..
(Macy is brought in by Matty.)

Matty:I have that twerp you requested.

Macy: LET GO OF ME!!!

Marie: Well well well...

Lee: Just look what the dog coughed up.

May: Baby Macy....(eyes glow yellow)

Macy:Im only a year younger than you.

Marie: Your sooo annoying man am I glad you live with Dad...

May: Now what did you think your big idea WAS BOYFRIEND STEALER!!!!!

Macy: Can it May your just jealous because your not as pretty as me.

May: (In a blind rage.)WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Lee: How cute it's gonna be just like our family reunions girls...

Marie: Yea except no corn dogs or car parts.

May: Lets start then.

Macy: Lets....

(they both power up)

(the normal and gender bender culdesac kids are brought in all with chains around there feet.)

Kelly: You dorks this is all your fault.

Edith:Don't look at me it was all Double A's fault!

Ednaa: That is the most ridiculed and exaggerated thing you've ever said!

Edith: IF YOU HADN'T OF MADE THIS STUPID PORTAL THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED SOCK HEAD!!!!

Ednaa: OH! IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT ISN'T IT YOU LOUD MOUTHED IMBECILE OF A FRIEND!!!! "Ednaa build this for the scam." OR "Ednaa be my wing woman so I can get close to Sam." WELL IM TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS BLAMING ME!!!!!

Edna: (a tear sheds.)

Edith: NOW YOU MADE MONOBROW CRY!!!!!

Ednaa: (blind rage.)

Kevin: STOP! what are May and that chick doing?!

Ednaa: (calms down.) You don't think just by having "cooties" that the Kanker sisters could torment Ed, Edd, and Eddy do you? Especially in high school years.

Jilly: So then whats going on?

Ednaa: The Kankers aren't ordinary sisters...there mutants...

(Everyone but the Kanker sisters and the Sorez brothers gasp.)

Lee: Yeah yeah so what if we are...were still human we just have...talent.

(May transforms into a lion with glowing yellow/green eyes)

Kevin: Oh...My...Gosh...

Nazz:Kev!!do something!!!!

Kevin:Me?!O.O

Lee:Just try it and these get it.
(Lee presses a button that reveals two bikes one pink and the other green on ropes dangling above lava.)

Kelly and Kevin: MY BIKE!!!!

Nazz and Nate: (thinking) Ugh not again...

Kelly: YOU DORKS!!!!WHAT THE HECK!!!NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I WILL BE GONE!!!!!

Nate: (eyes light up)

Kelly: My poor bike!

Nate: -.-

Ednaa:Listen everyone! we still have one hope left!

Macy: (transforms into a flamingo) Oh crap!

May:A FLAMINGO??? (Roars) THATS THE BEST YOU CAN DO????

Macy: Hang on!!! (flaps feathers) (transforms into a dragon about the same size as May being a lion.)

May:Thats more like it... (breathes arrows.)

(Macy gets shot in the arm with three of these arrows and outcries in a roar.)

(Macy tries to breath fire but May claws her shoulder.)

May:Pathetic little sister....

(Macy bites May's back)

May: Sssssss....you'll pay for that!!!!(Picks her up in her mouth and throws her against the wall.)

(Macy untransforms she now has a very ripped up sleeve.)

May:(lifts her claw about to finish her off but a hand stops it from falling)

May:Ed!?

Macy:E-ED?!

Everyone:ED?!

May:Sweetie! Get out of the way! This is for our own good!

Ed: Macy is my friend! I won't let you hurt her!

(Ednaa reaches into her pocket and pulls out an device which breaks one of Ella's chains.)

Marie: Oh no you don't (powers up into a blue tiger.)

Ella: O.O (Screams)

Marie: EDD????

Ella: Edd?

Everyone:EDD?!

Lee: STOP DOING THAT!

Ella:I don't understand...what about all those things I said? Weren't they being broadcast?

Edd: Though you may find my efforts to save your being quite tedious, im afraid I have no choice!

Ella: Edd...

Edd:(smirks) With two D's.

(I don't mean that in a perverted way. It's simply a horrible catch phrase -.-)

Marie:How could you...do this...Ed...

Lee:THATS IT!!! IM SICK OF ALL THIS CRAP! YOUR ALL DONE FOR NOW!!!! (Lee shifts into phoenix.)

Lee: Maybe you wont hurt them but I will! (Pins Edd to the wall with a breath of fire.)

Ed, Marie, and Ella: EDD!!!!

May: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ED!

Lee:Sorry sis, to late... (rips her claw across Ed's stomach and he shouts a deep loud shout of pain.)

May, Macy, and Edd: ED!!!

Lee:Im done with you all!!! Now we can take over in peace!!!

(A water bazooka blasts a flush of father onto Lee, turning her back into a human.)

Eddy:That oughta even the playing field.

Lee:EDDY?!

Sara:Eddy?!

Ella: My idiot brother?!

Eddy:Your idiot brother that just saved your backside sis!

Ella: Touche...

Lee: Why you little!!! Well know this Eddy, im not a sucker like my idiot family members! And... IM OVER YOU!

Eddy:Cool..It will be easier to win Sara. (smirks as he turns the setting of the bazooka to blast fire.)

Ella: wait a minuet!!! Isn't that MY bazooka?!

Eddy:Yeah...

Ella:GRRRAAAA YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO STEAL STUFF FROM MY ROOM!!! IT'S NOT-

Eddy: HEY YOU WAN'T THE WORLD SAVED OR NOT!

Ella: EDDY LISTEN TO ME ITS NOT A GOOD SET-

Eddy: to late (snickers a bit and blasts at Lee.)

(Lee powers up.)

Eddy: WHAT THE HECK?! ELLA!! THIS THING GIVES HER POWER!!

Ella: I was TRYING to tell you-

Ednaa:She's a phoenix! If you put the setting to fire then she'll gain power NOT LOSE IT!

Ella: I could have said that...

(Edd raises to his feet.)

Lee: I guess I'll kill two birds with one stone then (she smirks and transforms back into a phoenix.)

Eddy: Or one big fiery bird with two water guns. (smirks and tosses Edd a hand gun with the same settings as his bazooka.)

Edd: Quite an interesting comeback...

Eddy: Not as bad as that catchphrase earlier.

Ed:(powers up a water gun he had in his pocket.)

Macy:(crawls over to Ed and helps his rise to his feet.)

(the three Eds face Lee.)

Lee:The more the merrier. (she powers up.)

2 BE CONTINUED.