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Duck: *Passes between Andrew, and Carter*
Andrew: What? No hello?
Carter: He must be jealous of us since our show is more popular.
Pete: What about my show? Pete Reimer here, back as the host for the second half of this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Ponies On The Rails, and Gran Turismo are up next.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The Rainbow

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling engine.
Hawkeye: We're on.
Jeff: *Connects air brakes* Air brakes are set, you are clear to push.
Gordon: *moves train* Pushing.
Hawkeye: And we're doing it nice, and slowly.
Jeff: Red Rose, make sure you know what you're doing.
Red Rose: *Checking tracks* It's all set Jeff.
Jeff: *uncouples car* Check your speed.
Gordon: Checking speed.
Hawkeye: RAINBOW
Jeff: Rainbow?
Gordon: *stops train* Holy shit, that looks beautiful.
Red Rose: Yes, it does.
Jeff: But, we gotta switch the freight cars!
Gordon: Fuck that, we're watching a rainbow.
Jeff: Hawkeye, tell him to behave!
Hawkeye: But he is.
Jeff: *sighs* You guys continue without me. *walks away*
Gordon: What the fuck is his problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's not even looking at the rainbow.
Red Rose: Well, we better continue with our work.
Gordon: Hmmm, nah.
Hawkeye: I got it. *pushes cars down hump*
Yard Worker: *uncoupling cars*
Gordon: Well, at least nopony is freaking out about some chemical car going too fast.
Yard Worker: CHEMICAL CAR!! *Chases chemical car* It's going too fast!! *jumps on*
Gordon: *Sighs* I stand corrected.
Yard Worker: *Turning hand brakes* AHh! They broke!!! *grabs stones* You must stop! *throws stones at wheels*

Instead of getting the car to stop, the stone ricocheted off the wheels, and hit the worker

Yard Worker: OW! I'm bleeding!! *Falls off*

The chemical car was rolling very fast towards some more freight cars

Red Rose: Well, we're screwed.
Yard Worker: RUN AWAY!

As the chemical car crashed into the other cars, nothing happened.

Hawkeye: Hm, I guess it was a dud.
Gordon: Or perhaps, there was nothing inside the car.
Yard Worker: Yay! I survived. *Slowly walks away*

Then it exploded. The yard worker was too close

Yard Worker: AH! *Dies*
Hawkeye: So much for him

Jeff was upset about how things weren't going the way they normally went. So, he sat at the station.

Pete: Jeff, what are you doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years ago you know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 30.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 15. I've been working for you since '49. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking rainbow showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.
Jeff: Yes sir.

In the inspection car, Jeff told Percy about the rainbow.

Jeff: It just made those three stop working.
Percy: Well, why have you stopped working?
Jeff: Because I don't want things to get fucked up like last time. They were going just the way I wanted them to, until a rainbow arrived.
Percy: Did you see the rainbow?
Jeff: Oh, you too? Everypony is asking me that! Did you see the rainbow? Did you see the rainbow? NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
Percy: You're starting to act like Gordon.
Jeff: HOLY SHIT, I AM NOT ACTING LIKE GORDON! *gasps* (He's right.) I don't feel good. *Lays down*
Percy: *Stops working* Jeff? Oh no, you look pail. Anything you need?
Jeff: Just some water.
Percy: *Grabs Jeff water canteen* Here.
Jeff: *Drinks water* Thank you.
Percy: Feel better?
Jeff: Well... I don't know *barfs*

On the next Thursday, Jeff was feeling better. He was going to do what he always did on a thursday. Tell Hawkeye, Gordon, and Red Rose what to do.

But before they started work.

Hawkeye: Hey, I know you were upset about how things weren't going your way, but cheer up. Change is good sometimes.
Jeff: And yet you freaked out that one time Pete scrapped the 2-8-0 you were using.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
Jeff: Whatever, let's get to work.

Hawkeye walked to the lash up of diesels he was going to use for the yard work. Gordon was already in.

Jeff: Wait for Red Rose to arrive. (Nothing must change. I want it to be just the way it's supposed to. No rainbow's, no delays.)
Snowflake: Hi Jeff.
Jeff: wzjiogejnrk!! *turns around*
Snowflake: Oh. Did I scare you? *Squee*
Jeff: No, I was expecting Red Rose. She usually works with me, Hawkeye, and Gordon.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, Red Rose isn't feeling well, so I'm filling in for her today.
Jeff: Okay. Get into the control tower, and we'll begin.
Snowflake: Ok *happily flies into control tower*
Jeff: And just when I think everything would go my way. Alright Hawkeye, couple your engines to the train.
Hawkeye: We're on it. *Slowly moves engine towards train*
Gordon: *looks in sky*
Jeff: Gordon, quit daydreaming, and start working.
Gordon: Well, Hawkeye is doing all the work, so I have nothing to do.
Hawkeye: *Stops engines* We're on.
Jeff: *connects airbrakes* Airbrakes are set, you are clear to move.
Hawkeye: Moving cars *Pushes freight cars*
Gordon: There's the rainbow again.
Jeff: Enough with the rainbow!! I DAMN IT TO HELL!!! FUCK RAINBOWS, AND FUCK THIS ONE FOR RUINING OUR WORK!!

The rainbow then caught on fire, and disappeared.

Gordon: It's gone! *Cries* YOU MADE THE RAINBOW CATCH ON FIRE, AND DIE!! *Runs away*
Hawkeye: Wait, Gordon! It's not dead! *Chases Gordon*
Gordon: YES IT IS!!
Hawkeye: No Gordon. I promise you it's not. How can you kill a rainbow? Look.

The rainbow reappeared.

Jeff: Shit! *kicks building* Ow, my hoof.
Gordon: *sniffs* The rainbow is back! Yay!
Hawkeye: I told you so.
Jeff: *Sighs* What the hell? If you can't beat them, join them.

So, Jeff joined the two ponies, and watched the rainbow.

After that, they got to work, and another pony started chasing a chemical car that was going too fast down the hump.

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon attempts to get a turkey for Thanksgiving

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Pete: Gran Turismo, the final show for this week's segment of the S.S.S.S is starting now.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do you know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, or CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get more of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Dan: *Drifts onto the freeway, and follows Julia*

And featuring Dan Chandler from SeanTheHedgehog
Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246

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The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the pony racing us, or it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I said earlier, they can't catch us in this car.

In the 300, was Dan, only this time, he was by himself, and Andy, and Mercedes were using an Impala.

Dan: Y7, I got a yellow 1972 AMC Matador going over 35 on Main Street. Charles, 5, 3, Sam, David, Sam. Attempting to pull over the driver now.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Dan: *Turns on his police lights*
Black Tuesday: Push it!
Stargazer: *Floors it*
Dan: *Activates his siren as he chases Stargazer, and Black Tuesday*

Episode 10: Jurisdiction

Stargazer: *Quickly going over 90 miles an hour*

Special Guest Stars

Stargazer, and Black Tuesday from Triq267

Dan: *Follows Stargazer*
Andy: *Drives the Impala with Mercedes sitting next to him*
Black Tuesday: Oh great, another police car is chasing us.
Stargazer: My friend, you need to calm down. We'll escape. All cops have a thing called jurisdiction. If we get out of their's, they can't chase us anymore. All we need to do is reach Canterlot.
Dan: Suspect is heading northbound. We need two units to block the road to Canterlot.
Dispatch: Negative Y7, all available units are too far away.
Mercedes: Is it just us pursuing this guy then?
Dan: That's right. I'm getting close to them though. I think I might be able to make them spin out.
Stargazer: *Passes a fire house, and a railroad crossing*
Dan & Andy: *Catching up*
Dan: Almost there. *His car is close to hitting Stargazer's*
Stargazer: *Goes onto the left side of the road*
Dan: *On the right side of Stargazer's car. He turns left to hit him*
Stargazer: *Brakes*
Dan: *Passes Stargazer, and hits a Cadillac going airborne, crashing into a building in mid-air. His car falls, landing on the back first, and then on the roof*
Stargazer: You see that my friend? That's how you end a police chase.
Black Tuesday: What about the other cop car?
Stargazer: The officer, or officers, depending on how many there are, will check on that pony in the 300. We're clear, and safe from the Gran Turismo Police Department. We'll come back later, to try again with finding ponies to race us.

Stop the song

Andy: *Helping Dan get out of his car* You okay man?
Dan: I got a massive headache, and I'm having trouble standing.
Andy: It's all right, come on. *Helps Dan to the Impala* We'll put you in my car, and take you to the hospital.

At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like you just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were you pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers in his office.

Tim: *Walks into the office* Sir?
Captain Jefferson: You wanna talk?
Tim: Sure, if you're not too busy that is.
Captain Jefferson: I'm not too busy. Come in, but close the door.
Tim: *Closes the door as he walks into the office*
Captain Jefferson: What's on your mind?
Tim: The suspect Dan was chasing this morning. We checked the license plate on the car, and it's registered to Stargazer.
Captain Jefferson: I guess his Mustang was getting too much attention. What about his friend, Black Tuesday?
Tim: Dan said he saw another unicorn in there, so it's possible Black was with him. That's the third time they escaped from us. They pick out the right spots to race, and get out of our jurisdiction before we have a chance to catch them. They go into Canterlot after losing us, and the other police departments can't catch them.
Captain Jefferson: Where are you going with this?
Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do you know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, or CHP can get prepared in time.
Captain Jefferson: I'll see what I can do Tim. In the meantime, keep trying to catch those guys.

Stargazer, and Black Tuesday live in Canterlot. Their house is half a mile away from the border that separates Gran Turismo, and Canterlot. They are there right now.

Stargazer: I say we did very good today with our drag races. *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get more of this. Fifty times the amount of what we have now. Just imagine it.
Black Tuesday: That's the only thing I've been doing since we started drag racing. This isn't what we originally had planned after leaving college.
Stargazer: Hey, it's not my fault the pony that runs the supermarket is an ass. Our resumes, and interviews were perfect, and he still didn't give us the job. Stupid son of a bitch.
Black Tuesday: On the brightside, we could make enough money to go to Universal Studios.
Stargazer: UNIVERSAL'S FOR SLUTS!
Black Tuesday: You're the only one to think that.
Stargazer: *Calms down* Forget it. We need to focus on tomorrow's drag races. So far, we only got three ponies. A mare with a silver GTO, a pegasus with a Corvette, and a stallion with a Silverado.
Black Tuesday: What street are we going to race them on?
Stargazer: Either Green Drive, or Main Street. We won't do all of them on Main Street, since the cops maybe expecting us after what happened earlier today.

Stargazer, and Black Tuesday were in their car under the highway.

Silverado Pony: From here to the auto shop.
Stargazer: You're on.
Flag Pony: 3! 2! 1! Go!
Stargazer: *Floors it, and watches the Silverado pony get in front of him, but he begins to catch up*
Ponies: *Watching from the autoshop*
Stargazer: *Makes it to the autoshop first, and stops the car sliding it sideways*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Silverado Pony: *Stops*
Stargazer: How was that?! Huh?
Black Tuesday: Give us our five hundred.
Silverado: If you do that again, I'll give you five thousand.
Stargazer: Deal.

They lined up for another race, heading back to the bridge. Only this time, when the flag was waved, Stargazer was in front.

Silverado Pony: *Watching Stargazer* I need to upgrade this thing.
Stargazer: *Stops his car by sliding it sideways*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Red: *Driving towards the ponies from the West*
Pony 94: There's a cop! Let's get out of here!
Ponies: *Leaving*
Stargazer: *Gets his money, and drives away* $5,500 Black. How's that?
Black Tuesday: Good.

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Toby: GT12, we found them. Yellow AMC Matador, Charles 5 3, Sam David Sam. Eastbound, Green Drive passing Shadow Lake.
Tim: Copy that 12. 24 heading West from Coal Creek. Dispatch, notify all units of pursuit, we're going to need back up.
Dispatch: Attention all units, GT12, and 24 are in pursuit of a illegal street racer. Your target is a 1972 AMC Matador.

Every police officer in their cars, except for the ones already in pursuit, saw a picture of the car appear on their front windows.

Police Pony 69: Copy that dispatch.
Police Pony 38: We'll keep our eyes open.
Stargazer: *Drifts to the left* And now we're on the road back to Canterlot.
Red & Julia: *Following Stargazer*
Tim: Be careful Julia. Don't let that guy trick you like he did with Dan.

They passed an intersection, and two undercover Impalas joined in.

Toby: We need a roadblock to stop these guys before they get out of Gran Turismo!
Dispatch: Negative on that roadblock, no units available at the time.
Toby: Dammit! Notify State Troopers, and Highway Patrol. They're heading into Canterlot.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Stargazer: Let's leave a surprise for those officers chasing us.
Black Tuesday: Surprise? What do you mean by that?
Stargazer: This. *Swerves onto the left, and back to the right*
Tractor Trailer Pony: *Stops his truck as he sees Stargazer swerve onto his side of the road*

There was no trailer behind the tractor trailer, so when a car hit the back of it, it went airborne, and landed on it's side, blocking the road

Stop the song

Julia: *Stops*
Red: *Stops*
Undercover Ponies: *Stop*
Tim: GT24, suspect got away. Request tow truck on Main Street, near the intersection with Helsun.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: *Looks at the other ponies, and slams his hoof on the dashboard* I want those two!!!
Julia: Tim, calm down.
Tim: They got Dan in the hospital! They could have killed him! Who's next?
Julia: Tim, listen to me. I want you to relax. We will get them.
Tim: *Nods* Okay. After this wreck is cleaned up, let's visit Dan.

Tim, and Julia were back in the hospital, visiting Dan.

Dan: The doctor says I'll be out tomorrow.
Tim: Good news.
Julia: Now it's time for bad news.
Dan: What happened?
Julia: Remember Black Tuesday, and Stargazer?
Dan: Yes. What about them?
Tim: They were the ones in the Matador you told us about.
Dan: I see. Last time you chased him, he was driving a Mustang.
Tim: Yeah. I think he might switch cars on us again.
Julia: We'll keep our eyes peeled, and see if he ends up in a different car again.
Dan: Right. By the way, how is everything with the jurisdiction?
Tim: At the moment, not too good. We're gonna talk to the Captain about it.
Dan: Maybe it'll get better when you talk to him today.
Julia: One can hope.

At the police station, they tried talking to the Captain about it again.

Captain Jefferson: You two, we've talked about this already. No means no!
Tim: Captain, we notified Highway Patrol, and State Troopers about those two heading towards them as soon as he got towards City Limits, but they didn't get prepared in time, and they escaped, again. Now unless they start cooperating with us, I'm gonna keep asking for our jurisdiction to be expanded.
Julia: Me too, and so will half of the other officers, not just in this station, but all over this town.
Captain Jefferson: I get it. I'll try getting our jurisdiction expanded again, but if they say no, I won't try anymore.
Tim: Thanks Captain. We'll see you at briefing. *Walks with Julia to the briefing room*

As they sat down, Toby walked into the room, and began talking to Tim, and Julia.

Toby: Did you talk to Jefferson?
Tim: He said he'll try again, but this is his last attempt. If they say no, he won't try anymore.
Toby: Chasing those two is getting to be annoying. The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?
Toby: Come again?
Tim: They know when, and where we are at certain times of the day, for the time being. What we need to do is get as many units as possible towards the city limits to Canterlot, when they think they'll be somewhere else.
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* Okay everypony, here's what I want to talk about today.

When briefing was starting, Stargazer was at his house with Black Tuesday.

Stargazer: They know the yellow car too well now. So we're going to use something different.
Black Tuesday: *Sees something under a tarp* Did you decide to store the Matador under there until it's safe to use it?
Stargazer: No. I sold the Matador, and got something else. *Moves the tarp*

Stargazer got another AMC, this time, a Javelin.

Black Tuesday: *Sees the license plates* Bad Jav2? This will be easy to remember.
Stargazer: Every license plate is easy to remember when you're a cop, so before we go out tomorrow, we will remove the license plates. That way, they can't track us down.

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Dan got out of the hospital, and was back in action.

Tim: How are you feeling Dan?
Dan: Great. Andy? Mercedes? How are you two doing?
Mercedes: We're doing good, but we'd like to be in the same car with you.
Dan: You know what the Captain said. The maximum amount of ponies in one car is two.

Stargazer entered Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Stargazer: Now we meet up with the others on Green Drive, and have our drag races.
Black Tuesday: Looking forward to it.
Stargazer: *Sees a brand new Impala turn onto the road in front of them* That could be an undercover car in front of us.
Black Tuesday: What do we do?
Stargazer: Keep calm. They have to look forward to see where they're going. They won't see us.
Mercedes: *Looks behind her* Andy, pull over, and let that car pass us.
Andy: Okay. *Pulls over*
Stargazer: *Passes*
Andy: *Sees the two ponies* Did you see who was in there?
Mercedes: Who?
Andy: Stargazer, and Black Tuesday. *Puts on his siren, and lights as he gets back onto the road to chase Stargazer*
Stargazer: *Floors it*
Black Tuesday: They saw us.
Stargazer: That was not supposed to happen!
Mercedes: Y8, we spotted the suspect. 24, Y7, where are you two?
Tim: Passing the docks, going west.
Dan: Byer Lane.
Mercedes: We're heading southbound on Main Street, we just passed the railroad crossing.
Stargazer: *Takes a right, through an empty auto shop*
Andy: *Turns right to follow, but when Stargazer gets out of the shop, a van comes towards them* Oh hell no!
Mercedes: Move out of the way!!
Van Pony: *Backing up*
Andy: *Passes the van, and turns left, continuing the pursuit*
Black Tuesday: It didn't work.
Stargazer: Let's try taking a left up ahead. *Drifts to the left*
Dan: I see him. Joining pursuit.
Mercedes: Ten-4.
Julia: *Slides her car, blocking the road to the left*
Black Tuesday: Go for the highway.
Stargazer: *Goes onto the highway*
Julia: *Follows Dan, and Andy to pursue the suspect*
Stargazer: *Passes another van, and a truck*
Andy: *Getting closer to Stargazer*
Dan: Watch it. He might try something dirty.
Black Tuesday: Turn off the highway.
Stargazer: Down that hill?
Black Tuesday: Yeah! Hurry before that red truck comes.

But it was too late. As soon as Stargazer made the turn, the truck hit his car, and he lost control, hitting part of the bridge

Stop the song

Dan, Andy, and Julia: *Stop their cars behind Stargazer's*
Stargazer: *Gets out, nearly losing his balance, so he leans on the car*
Black Tuesday: *Slowly gets out. His glasses are broken, and blood comes out of mouth, and nose*
Tim: You two turn around, and put your hooves on your head.
Dan: *Arresting Stargazer*
Andy: *Arresting Black Tuesday*
Stargazer: Hurry before the truck comes? If only I knew it was that close.
Black Tuesday: You could have braked, and gone after the truck passed.
Stargazer: But you didn't tell me how close it was.
Dan: Shut up. Both of you. Andy, let's put them in my car.
Andy: Okay. *Opens the door for Stargazer, and Black Tuesday to get in*
Dan: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in the court of law. You-
Stargazer: Have the right to an attorney, if I can't afford one, the judge will point one out for me. I get it. You say that every time you arrest a suspect.
Dan: *Closes the door*

And now we're at the ending credits.

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Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose

Andy: *Hoofbumps Dan* Glad to have you back with us.
Dan: The pleasure is all mine.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: *Walking back to the M4 with Julia*
Captain Jefferson: *Talking on the radio* GT24, do you copy?

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: *Talks into the radio* GT24, what do you have for us Captain?
Captain Jefferson: I have something you'll be happy to hear about.

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Captain Jefferson: I got our jurisdiction in Canterlot approved.
Tim: That's good. Did you hear that we stopped Stargazer, and Black Tuesday?

And featuring Dan Chandler, & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog, and Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246

Captain Jefferson: Yes. Mercedes notified us about it.
Tim: I'll tell you all about it when I get back.

Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, Chevrolet, & Chrysler

Dan: *Driving his car, and looks at Stargazer, and Black Tuesday* So, you won't be drag racing anytime soon. What will you do when you get out?

Motorcycles furnished by Kawasaki

Stargazer: *Angrily looking at Black Tuesday, and Black Tuesday does the same to Stargazer* I'd tell you, but I don't feel like serving extra time in jail.

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production

In Association with CandyLover246

Pete: Alright, that wraps up this week's segment of the S.S.S.S. We hope you enjoyed every part of it. Don't forget to come back next week for more.
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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using music from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's more ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends....
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Sean The Hedgehog: *Walking down a street*
Gordon: He's hosting!
Twilight: Man I wanna be the host!!!!!
Spike: Twilight, calm down!
Twilight: *Shoots Spike, and fires at Sean*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Runs as he dodges the bullets*
Gordon: He's getting away!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: So long ponies! *Stops running as he reaches a train track* And now we wait for the other Sean.
Sean: *Blows his horn twice as he arrives*
Sean The Hedgehog: Hi, I'm Sean.
Sean: And I'm Sean. We're hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean The Hedgehog: But we're not the Sean's responsible...
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Tim: This is the next song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a cloud of dust as they punch each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those porcelain figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if you want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our show is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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Twilight, Master Sword, and Captain Jefferson: *Watching Gordon, and James argue*
Gordon: I'm the greatest engine ever.
James: No. I am!
Henry: Duh, can I play?
Gordon & James: No!
James: I'm the greatest!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: You're wrong. *Points to a Big Boy locomotive* That's the greatest engine ever. Pierce Hawkins here everyone, but you can call me Hawkeye. I'm hosting the S.S.S.S this week. Tonight, we start with back to back episodes of...

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Hawkeye: And then we got....

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas &...
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Sean: *Looks at a grey hedgehog who looks just like him* Your name wouldn't happen to be Sean too, would it?
Sean The Hedgehog: It is. What a pleasure to meet you. I'll be back, I gotta insult Saten Twist, because he's playing as Alex Trebek.
Gordon: *Standing near a yard tower*
Hawkeye: What are you doing?
Gordon: Waiting.
Hawkeye: For what?
Gordon: *Gets hit a 2 ton bag of salt* Wrong pony!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Sorry!
Double Scoop: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. Our final two shows for the day are...

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
My Little Pornstar - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

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Hawkeye: *Sitting at the station with Coffee Creme* When does our train get here?
Coffee Creme: Not sure.
Sean: *Passes by, pulling seven passenger cars*
Hawkeye: That definitely was not our train.
Tim: *Sitting in the M4 police car with Julia* When are we getting some action?
Julia: Soon.
Double Scoop: Ice cream anyone?
Twilight: Man, I hate ice cream!
Double Scoop: *Pulls a lever*
Twilight: *Falls through a hole*
Double Scoop: That's what happens when you tell me you hate ice cream. I'm Double Scoop, and I'm hosting this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. To get things starting,...
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Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many questions do you have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the second half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, you stupid engine!

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Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh...
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Hawkeye: *Hears the song playing*
Tim: Okay, who turned on that song?
Tom: Get something better on for crying outloud!!
Mortomis: Yeah!
Captain Jefferson: Fine. *Switches the song*

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Captain Jefferson: You don't know good music when you hear it.
Percy: We're back!
James: Everyone already knows that Percy.
Henry: *Crosseyed* Duh, hi, I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I can eat your whole face off.
Duck: *Stops next to Henry* That's not right Henry. Hi guys, Duck here with Henry. He's hosting this week, but as you can tell, he's an idiot, so I'm helping him host this week of Sean's Spectacular...
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Tim: Hi everybody, and we're back. We'll be showing you My Little Pornstar, and another episode of Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

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Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they...
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Twilight: Man, why are we here again?!
Spike: To take part in the S.S.S.S.
Twilight: Is that a Nazi thing?
Spike: No. That's the S.S.
Master Sword: *Looking at Percy, and Gordon pulling passengers. Then he looks at the ponies, Percy, and Gordon* We have two Percy's, and two Gordon's. This is very confusing!
Tom: Don't catch on fire.
Tim: Yeah, please don't. Tim Miller here everyone, and I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Gran Turismo is still not on the list, which upsets me since I'm in that. This week's lineup, we got...

Ponies On The Rails - Rated...
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