Song: link
Sean: *Horrified* What is this scary song?!?!
Blossom: It sounds like someone's going to crash!
Henry: Duuuh, what's a crash? *Crashes into James*
James: *Sighs*
Sean: I'll go get a crane.
Blossom: While that gets fixed, I shall start tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Blossom from Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls, and I got a good line up for you.
8 PM - Now
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Gran Turismo
8:30 PM - Later
Con Mane: Golden Iris
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 4: Fat Pat
Song: link
Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting next to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for wolves on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless Shane: No buyers sir.
Fred: Plus, we have no girls.
Fat Pat: Then let's go get some.
Stop the song.
Addie was at her house, giving two men handjobs, sucking a man's dick while rubbing another dick with her breasts, then having another one shoved up her pussy, and another one up her ass.
Addie: *Hears her phone ring, and stops the blowjob* Someone turn that off. *Gets back to the blowjob*
Man 53: I'll do anything for a girl jerking me off. *Grabs her phone, and turns it off*
The call was from Cassandra. Later at Cassandra's house.
Cassandra: I don't understand why she didn't pick up.
Stephanie: Perhaps she's busy.
Kat: Having sex.
Marisa: I was just having sex last night. I had twenty men over at my house.
Eula: I pooped and pretended it was a dildo.
Everyone gave an odd look to Eula.
Then suddenly, Cassandra's phone started ringing.
Cassandra: *Picks it up* Hello?
Addie: *Still having sex* Hey, Cassandra, it's me.
Cassandra: Where are you?
Addie: My place. Something, came, up!
Man: No shit.
Cassandra: When will you come over?
Addie: That's a good question to ask someone else, minus the last word.
Cassandra: Alright, well, send me a text when you're on your way.
Addie: Okay. *Hangs up*
Man: Something important?
Addie: It can wait until after we finish.
Man: Sure thing.
Ten minutes later.
Addie: *Sends the text to Cassandra* Okay, time to drive over to her house. *Unlocks her car, and gets inside*
With the key in her hand, Addie placed it into the ignition, but it wouldn't start, which made Addie horny.
Addie: *Grabs a dildo, and masturbates to her car not starting* Oh! *Turns the key again, and continues masturbating as her car won't start* Give it to me! Give it to me!!
Back to Fat Pat
Fat Pat: *Walking with Shirtless Shane, Fred, and Bruce*
Fred: Where do we go?
Fat Pat: Be patient, we'll find someone. *Looks at Cassandra's house, and looks at the six girls inside* Bingo.
Cassandra: *Playing monopoly with the others*
Eula: *Farts as she rolls the dice*
Fat Pat: *Knocks down the door* You're coming with us!
Girls: *Screaming*
Fat Pat: *Grabs Stephanie, and Cassandra* Get the others!
Shirtless Shane: *Grabs Eula*
Fred: *Grabs Stacey, and Kat*
Bruce: *Grabs Marisa*
Everyone except Stephanie was getting turned on by this.
Fat Pat: You six will be sold out of Animeland to another country as sex slaves.
Stephanie: Oh no!
Stacey: Don't say that, this is a good thing.
Marisa: We get to have sex with lots of men for the rest of our lives.
Stephanie: But they'll abuse us, and treat us poorly.
Cassandra: It's an anime Stephanie. Being a sex slave is like being a god.
Stephanie: *Sweating* What?!
Fat Pat: Let's take them back to our house.
Back at Addie's house, her car was still having trouble starting.
Addie: *Masturbates as her car won't start* Almost there! *Turns the key, and masturbates. The engine roars to life as she cums* Never starts unless I squirt. *Drives to Cassandra's*
When she got to Cassandra's she looked around and saw that it was empty.
Addie: Where is everyone? *Thinking* Ah, who cares? I'm just gonna go to Fat Pat's and get laid.
At Fat Pat's
Stephanie: *Completely naked, and chained to a wall*
Men: *Staring at Stephanie's body*
Man 1: Her breasts aren't the biggest, but they're still nice.
Stephanie: Please leave me alone. *Begins to cry* I don't deserve this abuse.
Man 2: Shut up. *Puts his dick into Stephanie's pussy*
Stephanie: AH!! *Begins to blush as she is raped* I hate being in anime!
Fat Pat: *Talking to other men* Are you satisfied with what we have?
Man 43: Once my two men are finished with Stephanie, we'll buy them all.
Fat Pat: Splendid.
Addie: *Walks in* Fat Pat, I need seven guys to fuck me at the same time!
Man 43: *Looks at Addie, and falls in love* On second thought, cancel our order. We'll pay you double for half an hour with that girl over there.
Fat Pat: *Has money signs in his eyes*
Later that night at Cassandra's
Stephanie: Thanks for saving us Addie.
Marisa: I wanted to be a sex slave!!
Stacey: We all did Marisa.
Addie: Sex slave? What are you talking about?
Kat: It's a long story.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 17, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in Blowjob!
Shirtless Shane: The girls meet up with a bunch of men, and have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjobs. This will be fun.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*
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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
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Candy Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Julia and Tim were on the highway after passing the docks. Several cars were surrounding their police car.
Tim: *Spots a white car in front of them* Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a 1965 Oldsmobile?
Julia: *Sees the car* You're eyes aren't playing tricks on you partner.
Tim: I thought so.
Episode 8: Undercover
Special Guest Stars
Candy Sunshine from Aph-Finland
Richard Rockford from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: Will you be heading for the classic auto show on Byer Lane?
Julia: They're having a car show there?
Tim: Yeah, just by the fire department.
Julia: Nopony told me, but I'll be there.
Tim: Are you going to take part in it?
Julia: All I have is my motorcycle Tim. I won't be able to take part in the show.
Tim: The Captain told me that it starts in ten minutes, and we get to work as security there.
Song: link
Ten minutes later, the show began. Julia, and Tim were making sure everypony was behaving their selves. However, they couldn't look everywhere. So when they weren't looking, a pony named Richard started walking towards a Plymouth.
Richard: *Takes a key, and unlocks the door, while making sure no one looks at him*
Pony: *Far away, looking at the Plymouth* Hey, someone is in my car! *Running towards it*
Richard: *Starts the car, and drives away*
Pony: Someone stole my car!
Julia & Tim: *Running to their car, and driving after the suspect*
Song: link
Richard: *Drifts to the left, and passes the fire station*
Julia: *Chasing the Plymouth*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, chasing a stolen green Plymouth Cuda. Southbound, on Main Street from Star Boulevard.
Richard: *Passes another firehouse at an intersection*
Julia: *Getting closer to the Plymouth*
Richard: *Turns left*
Tim: He's heading East, passing the docks.
Police Pony 17: GT24, this is 17, with 15, we see your suspect, joining in pursuit.
Both of those ponies were using Nissan Skyline police cars.
Richard: *Turning left, and going onto the highway*
Pony: *Driving a Silverado, stops in surprise of seeing Richard, but he blocks the path of the police ponies*
Tim: Watch it!
Julia: *Stops an inch from the truck*
The rest is in slow motion
Police Ponies: *Braking, but they hit Julia's car*
Police Pony 15: *Gets his car on top of Police Pony 17's car*
The speed returns back to normal as Tim, and Julia get out of their car.
Tim: I want that pony.
Police Pony 15: GT15, we lost the Plymouth, repeat, we've lost the Plymouth. Last seen, entering the highway from Grand Street. Send a clean up crew. Over.
Julia: *Helping the pony out of his truck* You're sure you're not hurt? You don't need to go to the hospital, or anything like that?
Truck Pony: No, I'm all right.
Julia: Okay.
Tim: *Looking at Julia* I want that pony.
Julia: I'm sorry Tim.
Tim: No apology necessary. It's not your fault. I just hope the Captain doesn't get angry about this.
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.
Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a pony that stole a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's top speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in Ponyville think his name is Richard Rockford. Now, I have a special guest visiting us from the Neigh Jersey State Troopers. Please welcome, Candy Sunshine.
Candy: *Walks into the room with a smile on her face*
Police Ponies: Hello Miss. Sunshine.
Candy: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
Candy: I know you probably think that I'm like most State Troopers, but I am not. I'm even thinking of transferring to the Canterlot Highway Patrol. Any questions before we go out on duty?
Red: *Raises her hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Red: How long have you been a State Trooper?
Candy: For a month. It's not what I expected. Most of the officers there don't respect any of the citizens.
Toby: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Toby: What are you going to do while you visit us?
Candy: Either ride in a police car with one of you, or go solo in my own car.
Captain Jefferson: You're sure you're comfortable with that?
Candy: Yes. My Sargent gave me permission to go alone.
Captain Jefferson: All right. If it's okay with your Sargent, then it's okay with me.
Tim: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Tim: If you did decide to ride with someone, and not go alone, who would you go with?
Candy: You.
Tim: Me? But I already have a partner.
Captain Jefferson: Julia, would you be okay going by yourself while Tim works with Candy?
Julia: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: Then it's settled. Okay everypony, get out there, and keep up the good work.
Police Ponies: *Leaving*
Out on the street, Tim, and Candy were in a Nissan Skyline police car.
Candy: These cars are pretty old.
Tim: That's right. We're replacing them with BMW M4's.
Candy: Why do you have sports cars as police cars?
Tim: For interception. Their light weight, and powerful engines make them go fast. Do you know what the top speed of our M4's are?
Candy: Uh, no.
Tim: 265. Can your police cars do that?
Candy: No. They can't even hit 200.
Tim: The speed, or the car?
Candy: *Laughing* I'm glad I chose you as my partner. I like you.
Tim: I like you too. I hope this week never ends.
Richard was inside a warehouse he owned at the docks. There, he kept the Plymouth he stole, along with a Corvette, and two Ferrari's.
Richard: *Looking at his list* Okay, sooner or later, I need to learn how to stop talking to myself. Well, I'll get to it, but first, I need to steal a Rolls Royce. I saw one parked in Ponyville, just before I got into this town. I hope I can find it.
Tim and Candy were patrolling Malpaso Avenue.
Tim: *Turning left onto Main Street*
Candy: Ooh, look at all those Porsches. *She sees seven 911 turbos, and a Cayenne*
Tim: That's nothing. You should see the Koenigsegg dealership further south.
Richard was walking on a sidewalk when he saw a Rolls Royce.
Richard: Perfect. I knew it would still be here. *Grabs a key, and uses it to open the door*
State Trooper Pony: *Stopping at a red light, looking at the Rolls Royce Richard got into*
Richard: *Starts the car*
State Trooper Pony: *Talking into his radio*
Song: link
Richard: *Turning the car around, and heading into Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: *Following Richard*
Tim: *Passing the intersection at Monday Avenue*
Richard: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: *Behind Richard*
Tim: *Passing Shadow Lake*
Richard: *Stops at a intersection*
Tim: *Stops at the intersection, and sees Richard*
Candy: *Sees Richard*
Richard: *Looks at Tim, and Candy in front of him, then at the officer behind him. As soon as the light turns green, he turns right*
Tim & State Trooper Pony: *Following Richard*
Richard: *Looking at the docks, then at the cops following him*
Stop the song.
Richard: *Floors it, then turns left*
Tim: *Following Richard*
State Trooper Pony: *Following Tim*
Candy: Attention all units, 2015 Rolls Royce. Northbound, Hudson Avenue passing station 4, and the hospital.
Julia: *Alone in her M4* GT25 to 24, responding from Local Consideration. *Driving as fast as she can*
Richard: *Turns right*
Pony 94: *Quickly moving a Mustang out of the bodyshop*
Tim: Whoa! *Brakes*
State Trooper Pony: *Braking, but swerves, nearly going into Coal Creek*
Candy: Suspect has escaped. Repeat, suspect has escaped. Last seen, eastbound on 2nd Street.
Julia: *Slowing down, and is sad* Ten-4.
Tim: *Upset* If it weren't for that Mustang-
Candy: It's okay Tim. You'll get him next time.
Tim: I sure hope so. Let's go get more fuel. *Drives away*
When the shift was over, Candy was thinking about something.
Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Tim: Can't you tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what you have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a suspect.
Candy: Somepony blocked our path with a Mustang. I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Julia: Okay.
Meanwhile, at the docks.
Richard: *Looking at the Rolls Royce he stole. It is next to the Plymouth* And tomorrow, it will be time to steal the last car, the Chrysler 300. Once I get that, I'll ship the cars into France, and they'll pay me millions for this lot.
It was next morning. Candy was standing next to the Captain to share her plan with the others.
Candy: Our suspect could be in Frenchtown now. My idea is to go undercover for this one.
Tim: Undercover?
Candy: In cars that Richard would never think police ponies would drive. We'll follow him in Mini Vans, trucks, Tim, and Julia, you could follow him in your Viper, and Motorcycle if you wanted to.
Captain Jefferson: That's a good idea, but remember, Frenchtown is out of our jurisdiction.
Candy: I understand that. Which is why the State Troopers have agreed to help. I called them last night, and told them everything.
Julia: When do we arrest this guy?
Candy: We need to find the rest of the stolen cars he got. Once he takes us there, then we arrest him, and recover all of the stolen cars. Also, we need some kind of a pattern in our chase.
A bus stopped in Frenchtown. Richard got off the bus, and looked around.
Richard: *Grabbing the key to a 300, and sees one* Yes. *Walks towards it, and gets inside*
Pony 94: *Driving a Nissan Rogue towards Richard*
Richard: *Starts the car, and drives away. He turns right, and goes 30*
Pony 94: *Following Richard*
Song: link
Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The pony in the Nissan was still following him.
Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*
Following Richard this time was a pony in a green cobalt.
Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right onto the road Richard is on, and follows him*
They were now on the road for Gran Turismo. On their way, the rural farmland slowly started to change to city streets.
Pony 76: *Turns off the road*
Pony 70: *Following Tim in a BMW convertible*
Richard: *Enters Gran Turismo*
They entered Gran Turismo from the west side.
Richard: *Passes under the round freeway*
Pony 70: *Continues to follow, until he gets to the intersection. He turns left, and drives towards the train station*
Tim: *Following in his Viper*
Richard: *Turns right*
Tim: *Continues to follow Richard*
There was a 3 way intersection at a gunshop they passed.
Tim: *Turns right*
Toby: *Following in his Chrysler 200*
Richard: *Turns left, and passes a railroad crossing*
The docks were straight up ahead. Richard passed a police station, and fire station, and was almost there.
Richard: *Stops at a red light*
Toby: *Behind Richard*
Red: *Passes the two of them in her Porsche, and goes into the docks*
Richard: *Drives when the light is green*
Julia: *Following Richard on her motorcycle from another part of the intersection*
Richard: *Goes into the docks, and stops at a warehouse*
Julia: *Gets off her motorcycle* Freeze!!
Stop the song. More police ponies appeared, from both the Gran Turismo department, and the State Troopers.
Richard: *Looking at the police ponies surrounding him, and pointing guns at him* What's all this for? Am I really that much of a trouble maker?
Candy: *Arresting Richard* This was all my idea.
Richard: What was?
Candy: Following you undercover here all the way from Frenchtown. Corporal!
State Trooper Pony: *Walking towards Candy, and Richard*
Candy: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in the court of law.
And now we're at the ending credits.
Song: link
When you read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Candy: *Walks into the briefing room, and sits behind Tim, and Julia*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Captain Jefferson: *Walks into the briefing room*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Captain Jefferson: On behalf of this entire police department, I want to thank you, Candy Sunshine, for helping us stop the car thief.
Candy: Oh, it was nothing.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby: It was better than nothing. You're a genius.
Candy: *Smiles*
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Captain Jefferson: Anyway, I received the mail. The Canterlot Highway Patrol sent us a message saying they want you to join them Candy.
Candy: Yes!
Captain Jefferson: They heard about your plan to stop the car thief, and they want you for your intelligence.
Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Candy: This is great news. Thank you so much.
Motorcycles furnished by Kawasaki
Captain Jefferson: Your transfer starts tomorrow. Also, good news. We have twenty five undercover vehicles, brand new from Chevrolet, and Chrysler. Fifteen Impalas, and ten 300's. Candy, you do a lot of good things for us.
Candy: Thanks.
Tim & Julia: *Smiling at Candy*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Sean: *Horrified* What is this scary song?!?!
Blossom: It sounds like someone's going to crash!
Henry: Duuuh, what's a crash? *Crashes into James*
James: *Sighs*
Sean: I'll go get a crane.
Blossom: While that gets fixed, I shall start tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Blossom from Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls, and I got a good line up for you.
8 PM - Now
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Gran Turismo
8:30 PM - Later
Con Mane: Golden Iris
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 4: Fat Pat
Song: link
Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting next to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for wolves on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless Shane: No buyers sir.
Fred: Plus, we have no girls.
Fat Pat: Then let's go get some.
Stop the song.
Addie was at her house, giving two men handjobs, sucking a man's dick while rubbing another dick with her breasts, then having another one shoved up her pussy, and another one up her ass.
Addie: *Hears her phone ring, and stops the blowjob* Someone turn that off. *Gets back to the blowjob*
Man 53: I'll do anything for a girl jerking me off. *Grabs her phone, and turns it off*
The call was from Cassandra. Later at Cassandra's house.
Cassandra: I don't understand why she didn't pick up.
Stephanie: Perhaps she's busy.
Kat: Having sex.
Marisa: I was just having sex last night. I had twenty men over at my house.
Eula: I pooped and pretended it was a dildo.
Everyone gave an odd look to Eula.
Then suddenly, Cassandra's phone started ringing.
Cassandra: *Picks it up* Hello?
Addie: *Still having sex* Hey, Cassandra, it's me.
Cassandra: Where are you?
Addie: My place. Something, came, up!
Man: No shit.
Cassandra: When will you come over?
Addie: That's a good question to ask someone else, minus the last word.
Cassandra: Alright, well, send me a text when you're on your way.
Addie: Okay. *Hangs up*
Man: Something important?
Addie: It can wait until after we finish.
Man: Sure thing.
Ten minutes later.
Addie: *Sends the text to Cassandra* Okay, time to drive over to her house. *Unlocks her car, and gets inside*
With the key in her hand, Addie placed it into the ignition, but it wouldn't start, which made Addie horny.
Addie: *Grabs a dildo, and masturbates to her car not starting* Oh! *Turns the key again, and continues masturbating as her car won't start* Give it to me! Give it to me!!
Back to Fat Pat
Fat Pat: *Walking with Shirtless Shane, Fred, and Bruce*
Fred: Where do we go?
Fat Pat: Be patient, we'll find someone. *Looks at Cassandra's house, and looks at the six girls inside* Bingo.
Cassandra: *Playing monopoly with the others*
Eula: *Farts as she rolls the dice*
Fat Pat: *Knocks down the door* You're coming with us!
Girls: *Screaming*
Fat Pat: *Grabs Stephanie, and Cassandra* Get the others!
Shirtless Shane: *Grabs Eula*
Fred: *Grabs Stacey, and Kat*
Bruce: *Grabs Marisa*
Everyone except Stephanie was getting turned on by this.
Fat Pat: You six will be sold out of Animeland to another country as sex slaves.
Stephanie: Oh no!
Stacey: Don't say that, this is a good thing.
Marisa: We get to have sex with lots of men for the rest of our lives.
Stephanie: But they'll abuse us, and treat us poorly.
Cassandra: It's an anime Stephanie. Being a sex slave is like being a god.
Stephanie: *Sweating* What?!
Fat Pat: Let's take them back to our house.
Back at Addie's house, her car was still having trouble starting.
Addie: *Masturbates as her car won't start* Almost there! *Turns the key, and masturbates. The engine roars to life as she cums* Never starts unless I squirt. *Drives to Cassandra's*
When she got to Cassandra's she looked around and saw that it was empty.
Addie: Where is everyone? *Thinking* Ah, who cares? I'm just gonna go to Fat Pat's and get laid.
At Fat Pat's
Stephanie: *Completely naked, and chained to a wall*
Men: *Staring at Stephanie's body*
Man 1: Her breasts aren't the biggest, but they're still nice.
Stephanie: Please leave me alone. *Begins to cry* I don't deserve this abuse.
Man 2: Shut up. *Puts his dick into Stephanie's pussy*
Stephanie: AH!! *Begins to blush as she is raped* I hate being in anime!
Fat Pat: *Talking to other men* Are you satisfied with what we have?
Man 43: Once my two men are finished with Stephanie, we'll buy them all.
Fat Pat: Splendid.
Addie: *Walks in* Fat Pat, I need seven guys to fuck me at the same time!
Man 43: *Looks at Addie, and falls in love* On second thought, cancel our order. We'll pay you double for half an hour with that girl over there.
Fat Pat: *Has money signs in his eyes*
Later that night at Cassandra's
Stephanie: Thanks for saving us Addie.
Marisa: I wanted to be a sex slave!!
Stacey: We all did Marisa.
Addie: Sex slave? What are you talking about?
Kat: It's a long story.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 17, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in Blowjob!
Shirtless Shane: The girls meet up with a bunch of men, and have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjobs. This will be fun.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*
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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
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Candy Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Julia and Tim were on the highway after passing the docks. Several cars were surrounding their police car.
Tim: *Spots a white car in front of them* Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a 1965 Oldsmobile?
Julia: *Sees the car* You're eyes aren't playing tricks on you partner.
Tim: I thought so.
Episode 8: Undercover
Special Guest Stars
Candy Sunshine from Aph-Finland
Richard Rockford from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: Will you be heading for the classic auto show on Byer Lane?
Julia: They're having a car show there?
Tim: Yeah, just by the fire department.
Julia: Nopony told me, but I'll be there.
Tim: Are you going to take part in it?
Julia: All I have is my motorcycle Tim. I won't be able to take part in the show.
Tim: The Captain told me that it starts in ten minutes, and we get to work as security there.
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Ten minutes later, the show began. Julia, and Tim were making sure everypony was behaving their selves. However, they couldn't look everywhere. So when they weren't looking, a pony named Richard started walking towards a Plymouth.
Richard: *Takes a key, and unlocks the door, while making sure no one looks at him*
Pony: *Far away, looking at the Plymouth* Hey, someone is in my car! *Running towards it*
Richard: *Starts the car, and drives away*
Pony: Someone stole my car!
Julia & Tim: *Running to their car, and driving after the suspect*
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Richard: *Drifts to the left, and passes the fire station*
Julia: *Chasing the Plymouth*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, chasing a stolen green Plymouth Cuda. Southbound, on Main Street from Star Boulevard.
Richard: *Passes another firehouse at an intersection*
Julia: *Getting closer to the Plymouth*
Richard: *Turns left*
Tim: He's heading East, passing the docks.
Police Pony 17: GT24, this is 17, with 15, we see your suspect, joining in pursuit.
Both of those ponies were using Nissan Skyline police cars.
Richard: *Turning left, and going onto the highway*
Pony: *Driving a Silverado, stops in surprise of seeing Richard, but he blocks the path of the police ponies*
Tim: Watch it!
Julia: *Stops an inch from the truck*
The rest is in slow motion
Police Ponies: *Braking, but they hit Julia's car*
Police Pony 15: *Gets his car on top of Police Pony 17's car*
The speed returns back to normal as Tim, and Julia get out of their car.
Tim: I want that pony.
Police Pony 15: GT15, we lost the Plymouth, repeat, we've lost the Plymouth. Last seen, entering the highway from Grand Street. Send a clean up crew. Over.
Julia: *Helping the pony out of his truck* You're sure you're not hurt? You don't need to go to the hospital, or anything like that?
Truck Pony: No, I'm all right.
Julia: Okay.
Tim: *Looking at Julia* I want that pony.
Julia: I'm sorry Tim.
Tim: No apology necessary. It's not your fault. I just hope the Captain doesn't get angry about this.
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.
Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a pony that stole a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's top speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in Ponyville think his name is Richard Rockford. Now, I have a special guest visiting us from the Neigh Jersey State Troopers. Please welcome, Candy Sunshine.
Candy: *Walks into the room with a smile on her face*
Police Ponies: Hello Miss. Sunshine.
Candy: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
Candy: I know you probably think that I'm like most State Troopers, but I am not. I'm even thinking of transferring to the Canterlot Highway Patrol. Any questions before we go out on duty?
Red: *Raises her hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Red: How long have you been a State Trooper?
Candy: For a month. It's not what I expected. Most of the officers there don't respect any of the citizens.
Toby: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Toby: What are you going to do while you visit us?
Candy: Either ride in a police car with one of you, or go solo in my own car.
Captain Jefferson: You're sure you're comfortable with that?
Candy: Yes. My Sargent gave me permission to go alone.
Captain Jefferson: All right. If it's okay with your Sargent, then it's okay with me.
Tim: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Tim: If you did decide to ride with someone, and not go alone, who would you go with?
Candy: You.
Tim: Me? But I already have a partner.
Captain Jefferson: Julia, would you be okay going by yourself while Tim works with Candy?
Julia: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: Then it's settled. Okay everypony, get out there, and keep up the good work.
Police Ponies: *Leaving*
Out on the street, Tim, and Candy were in a Nissan Skyline police car.
Candy: These cars are pretty old.
Tim: That's right. We're replacing them with BMW M4's.
Candy: Why do you have sports cars as police cars?
Tim: For interception. Their light weight, and powerful engines make them go fast. Do you know what the top speed of our M4's are?
Candy: Uh, no.
Tim: 265. Can your police cars do that?
Candy: No. They can't even hit 200.
Tim: The speed, or the car?
Candy: *Laughing* I'm glad I chose you as my partner. I like you.
Tim: I like you too. I hope this week never ends.
Richard was inside a warehouse he owned at the docks. There, he kept the Plymouth he stole, along with a Corvette, and two Ferrari's.
Richard: *Looking at his list* Okay, sooner or later, I need to learn how to stop talking to myself. Well, I'll get to it, but first, I need to steal a Rolls Royce. I saw one parked in Ponyville, just before I got into this town. I hope I can find it.
Tim and Candy were patrolling Malpaso Avenue.
Tim: *Turning left onto Main Street*
Candy: Ooh, look at all those Porsches. *She sees seven 911 turbos, and a Cayenne*
Tim: That's nothing. You should see the Koenigsegg dealership further south.
Richard was walking on a sidewalk when he saw a Rolls Royce.
Richard: Perfect. I knew it would still be here. *Grabs a key, and uses it to open the door*
State Trooper Pony: *Stopping at a red light, looking at the Rolls Royce Richard got into*
Richard: *Starts the car*
State Trooper Pony: *Talking into his radio*
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Richard: *Turning the car around, and heading into Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: *Following Richard*
Tim: *Passing the intersection at Monday Avenue*
Richard: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: *Behind Richard*
Tim: *Passing Shadow Lake*
Richard: *Stops at a intersection*
Tim: *Stops at the intersection, and sees Richard*
Candy: *Sees Richard*
Richard: *Looks at Tim, and Candy in front of him, then at the officer behind him. As soon as the light turns green, he turns right*
Tim & State Trooper Pony: *Following Richard*
Richard: *Looking at the docks, then at the cops following him*
Stop the song.
Richard: *Floors it, then turns left*
Tim: *Following Richard*
State Trooper Pony: *Following Tim*
Candy: Attention all units, 2015 Rolls Royce. Northbound, Hudson Avenue passing station 4, and the hospital.
Julia: *Alone in her M4* GT25 to 24, responding from Local Consideration. *Driving as fast as she can*
Richard: *Turns right*
Pony 94: *Quickly moving a Mustang out of the bodyshop*
Tim: Whoa! *Brakes*
State Trooper Pony: *Braking, but swerves, nearly going into Coal Creek*
Candy: Suspect has escaped. Repeat, suspect has escaped. Last seen, eastbound on 2nd Street.
Julia: *Slowing down, and is sad* Ten-4.
Tim: *Upset* If it weren't for that Mustang-
Candy: It's okay Tim. You'll get him next time.
Tim: I sure hope so. Let's go get more fuel. *Drives away*
When the shift was over, Candy was thinking about something.
Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Tim: Can't you tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what you have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a suspect.
Candy: Somepony blocked our path with a Mustang. I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Julia: Okay.
Meanwhile, at the docks.
Richard: *Looking at the Rolls Royce he stole. It is next to the Plymouth* And tomorrow, it will be time to steal the last car, the Chrysler 300. Once I get that, I'll ship the cars into France, and they'll pay me millions for this lot.
It was next morning. Candy was standing next to the Captain to share her plan with the others.
Candy: Our suspect could be in Frenchtown now. My idea is to go undercover for this one.
Tim: Undercover?
Candy: In cars that Richard would never think police ponies would drive. We'll follow him in Mini Vans, trucks, Tim, and Julia, you could follow him in your Viper, and Motorcycle if you wanted to.
Captain Jefferson: That's a good idea, but remember, Frenchtown is out of our jurisdiction.
Candy: I understand that. Which is why the State Troopers have agreed to help. I called them last night, and told them everything.
Julia: When do we arrest this guy?
Candy: We need to find the rest of the stolen cars he got. Once he takes us there, then we arrest him, and recover all of the stolen cars. Also, we need some kind of a pattern in our chase.
A bus stopped in Frenchtown. Richard got off the bus, and looked around.
Richard: *Grabbing the key to a 300, and sees one* Yes. *Walks towards it, and gets inside*
Pony 94: *Driving a Nissan Rogue towards Richard*
Richard: *Starts the car, and drives away. He turns right, and goes 30*
Pony 94: *Following Richard*
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Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The pony in the Nissan was still following him.
Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*
Following Richard this time was a pony in a green cobalt.
Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right onto the road Richard is on, and follows him*
They were now on the road for Gran Turismo. On their way, the rural farmland slowly started to change to city streets.
Pony 76: *Turns off the road*
Pony 70: *Following Tim in a BMW convertible*
Richard: *Enters Gran Turismo*
They entered Gran Turismo from the west side.
Richard: *Passes under the round freeway*
Pony 70: *Continues to follow, until he gets to the intersection. He turns left, and drives towards the train station*
Tim: *Following in his Viper*
Richard: *Turns right*
Tim: *Continues to follow Richard*
There was a 3 way intersection at a gunshop they passed.
Tim: *Turns right*
Toby: *Following in his Chrysler 200*
Richard: *Turns left, and passes a railroad crossing*
The docks were straight up ahead. Richard passed a police station, and fire station, and was almost there.
Richard: *Stops at a red light*
Toby: *Behind Richard*
Red: *Passes the two of them in her Porsche, and goes into the docks*
Richard: *Drives when the light is green*
Julia: *Following Richard on her motorcycle from another part of the intersection*
Richard: *Goes into the docks, and stops at a warehouse*
Julia: *Gets off her motorcycle* Freeze!!
Stop the song. More police ponies appeared, from both the Gran Turismo department, and the State Troopers.
Richard: *Looking at the police ponies surrounding him, and pointing guns at him* What's all this for? Am I really that much of a trouble maker?
Candy: *Arresting Richard* This was all my idea.
Richard: What was?
Candy: Following you undercover here all the way from Frenchtown. Corporal!
State Trooper Pony: *Walking towards Candy, and Richard*
Candy: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in the court of law.
And now we're at the ending credits.
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When you read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Candy: *Walks into the briefing room, and sits behind Tim, and Julia*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Captain Jefferson: *Walks into the briefing room*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Captain Jefferson: On behalf of this entire police department, I want to thank you, Candy Sunshine, for helping us stop the car thief.
Candy: Oh, it was nothing.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby: It was better than nothing. You're a genius.
Candy: *Smiles*
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Captain Jefferson: Anyway, I received the mail. The Canterlot Highway Patrol sent us a message saying they want you to join them Candy.
Candy: Yes!
Captain Jefferson: They heard about your plan to stop the car thief, and they want you for your intelligence.
Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Candy: This is great news. Thank you so much.
Motorcycles furnished by Kawasaki
Captain Jefferson: Your transfer starts tomorrow. Also, good news. We have twenty five undercover vehicles, brand new from Chevrolet, and Chrysler. Fifteen Impalas, and ten 300's. Candy, you do a lot of good things for us.
Candy: Thanks.
Tim & Julia: *Smiling at Candy*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
