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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to show you Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen minutes sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can you get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand new Ford, anything's possible. *Leaves to deliver the letter*

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Porter: *Starts his car, backs up, and drives out of the parking lot*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Porter: *Takes a left, and drives towards Edward's Station*

A Thomas The Tank Engine Fan Fiction

Skarloey's Railway

Starring The Following Engines

Edward
Duck
Gordon
Henry
James
Thomas
Percy
Skarloey
Rheneas
Sir Handel
Peter Sam
Rusty
Duncan
Duke

Also Starring

Sir Topham Hatt
Harold The Helicopter
George The Steamroller
Bertie The Bus
Ken Froiteg, A Conductor
Nancy, Ken's Daughter

The song fades away as the porter parks his car at Edward's Station.

Edward: *Pulls into the station with two coaches*
Porter: *Runs over to Edward* I got a message from Sir Topham Hatt. I'm going to give it to your driver.
Edward: Okay.

The porter gave Edward's drive the message, and left.

Driver: *Opens the envelope, and reads the message* Edward, it says you need to go to the works. Duck will take over for you until you get back.
Edward: Okay. *Leaves his passenger train, and heads for the works to be repaired*

Edward passed Duck on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See you later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize you in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you been here?
Skarloey: Just a few hours. I was pulling trains with Rheneas, but he broke down, and I'm not in the best shape myself. The owner said I could rest here.
Edward: I'm sorry about Rheneas.
Skarloey: That's fine. He was just loaded onto a truck. They're taking him to the mainland to be fixed. It may take over a year for him to return. The owner does have some good news though. He says he bought two engines to help out. I don't know who they are yet, but I'm eager to meet them.

Workmen came.

Workman 3: We're going to mend you now Edward.
Edward: Goodbye Skarloey. Your railway is a lovely line.
Skarloey: Oh it is. It is. Thanks for talking to me Edward. You've cheered me up. Goodbye.
Edward: *Puffs away*

The two engines soon arrived. One was green, and the other blue. Their names were Sir Handel, and Peter Sam.

Sir Handel: *Angry* What a small shed. This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack.
Peter Sam: I think it's nice.
Sir Handel: Hmph. *Looks at Skarloey* What's that rubbish?!
Skarloey: *Looks at Sir Handel*
Peter Sam: Shh, that's Skarloey. He's famous. *Whispers* I'm sorry Skarloey. Sir Handel's upset now, but he's quiet nice really.
Skarloey: I'm sorry too. Sorry that you have to put up with his bad behavior.

Sir Handel ignored what Skarloey said, and saw the fireman walk towards him.

Fireman: Now Sir Handel, you will take the first train.
Sir Handel: I'm tired. Let Peter Sam go. He'd love it.
Fireman: No. You're first.

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Sir Handel: *Goes to the yard to collect coaches*

Sir Handel grumbled all the way, and when he arrived, he was cross to see what the coaches looked like.

Sir Handel: First we get that crumby shack, then there's that annoying red engine Skarloey, and now this. These aren't coaches. They're cattle cars.
Coaches: Ach! Vhat a horrid engine!
Sir Handel: It's not what I'm used to. *Pulls a red coach with two green open air coaches, and a caboose* At least you remind me of another engine I used to work with.

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When he stopped at the station, Sir Handel saw Gordon.

Passengers: *Enjoying the music playing from the loudspeakers*
Sir Handel: Who are you?
Gordon: I'm Gordon. Who are you?
Sir Handel: I'm Sir Handel. I've heard about you. You're an express engine. I am too, but I don't like pulling these cattle cars. I prefer new coaches. Do you have new coaches? *Looks at Gordon's red, and white coaches* Yes you do. *Looks back, and sees his conductor wave his green flag while blowing his whistle* Sorry I can't stop. We must keep time you know. *Puffs away*
Gordon: *Speechless*

Stop the song

Sir Handel: *Puffing up a hill to the next station*

Once he arrived, Sir Handel was going to receive bad news.

Driver: We'll leave our coaches here, and take some freight cars to the mine.
Sir Handel: Cars. Cars! I won't. So there! *Puffs forward, derailing himself* Told you.
Driver: *Looks at the tracks. They're in good condition* How did you....?

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Sir Topham Hatt arrived with Peter Sam, and a work crew.

Sir Topham Hatt: I shall talk to you later. *Walks away*
Workmen: *Putting Sir Handel back onto the rails*
Peter Sam: *Taking the workmen away*
Sir Handel: *Goes back to the shed*

There was some damage that needed to be fixed, and while the workmen started on their repairs, Sir Handel thought about what Sir Topham Hatt said.

Sir Handel: *Looks for him, but doesn't see him* Maybe he forgot.

But sure enough, he arrived.

Sir Topham Hatt: You're a very naughty engine. I hope I can trust you next time you come out of this shed.
Sir Handel: Yes sir. I'll behave.
Sir Topham Hatt: *Walks away*

The next day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If you just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but you have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All you had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked with us on another railway 21 years ago.
Sir Handel: I suppose you want us to tell you about him.
Skarloey: Yes please.
Peter Sam: Well, here's the story.

Sodor, 1935

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Peter Sam: When we worked with Duke, I was called Stuart, and Sir Handel was Falcon. We prefer our new names. Duke loved keeping us in order. Whenever we did anything the Duke thought wrong, he would say...
Duke: *Watching Stuart, and Falcon switch cars, but they crash into each other* You really shouldn't do that! It vould never suit his grace!
Peter Sam: Other engines came, and went, but Duke outlasted them all. We'd sometimes call him Granpuff. Don't get me wrong, the both of us liked Duke, but you'd get tired of him too if you listen to him talk everlastingly about his grace. Heck, we'd even tease him, and say...
Falcon & Stuart: Engines come, and engines go. Granpuff goes on forever!
Duke: You impertinent Scally vags! Vhatever are you engines coming too?!
Falcon: Never mind Granpuff. We're only young ones.
Duke: Vell you better mind! Unless you vant to end up like Smudger.
Stuart: Ooh, Granpuff.
Falcon: Whatever happened?
Duke: Smudger, vas a showoff.
Smudger: *Blows his whistle*
Duke: He rode roughly, und often came off zhe rails.
Smudger: *Derails himself with two freight cars*
Duke: *Puffs towards Smudger who derailed himself near a switch* I varned him to be careful, but he took no notice.
Smudger: Listen Dukey! Who worries about a few spills?
Duke: Ve do here I said, but Smudger just laughed.
Smudger: Hehehehehehehehehe!
Duke: Until one day, manager said he vas going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing zhen.
Falcon: Wh-wh-wh-wh-why?
Stuart: What did he do?
Duke: He turned him into a generator. He's still out there behind our shed. He'll never move again.
Peter Sam: After that, we became really useful engines, and lived happily together, but then, hard times came. The mines in the hills closed. Then the railway closed too. People came to buy us, as well as some rolling stock.
People: We'll take Stuart, and Falcon.
Peter Sam: But no one wanted Duke, they thought he was too old.
Falcon: Cheer up Granpuff. We'll find you a nice railway, and then you can come, and keep us in order.
Peter Sam: But, I guess that never happened, because after our first line closed down, the second line we worked on was on the mainland. Now that we're back, we can try to find him again.
Sir Handel: But what if he's not here anymore?
Skarloey: You don't think he got scrapped, do you?
Sir Handel: I don't know. If we want to find him, we need to tell the owner, or Sir Topham Hatt, or anyone that wants to help us find him.

The engines did tell Sir Topham Hatt. He gathered some men, and they were in a room together looking at a lot of maps.

Sir Topham Hatt: Our line began expanding when I bought the narrow gauge railroad in 1956, several months ago in January. We have built most of the line over a few areas where they abandoned the old line where Duke used to work. Peter Sam, and Sir Handel said they last saw Duke.. *Grabs a stick, and points at the old works station on the map* Here. If he's anywhere, he's there.
Man: Let's look for him.

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Skarloey: *Pulling a coach, and caboose*
Sir Topham Hatt: You know what to do. Once we stop at the station, search for Duke. As soon as you find him, get a truck to take him to the sheds, and call me.
Man 3: Yes sir.
Skarloey: *Stops at the station*
Men: *Get out*
Sir Topham Hatt: Good luck.
Skarloey: *Blows his whistle twice* Hope you find Duke. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt, and his train*
Sir Topham Hatt: Now let's get you back to the sheds. You shouldn't even be pulling this train, but the others are busy, and we did need an engine to get us here.
Men: *Looking around as they walk over a hill*
Man 2: You two search the bottom of the hill, I'll look on the top with my binoculars.

But he stopped walking, and just grabbed his binoculars, when....

Man 2: *Falls through a hole*
Man: *Goes with man 3 to look at the hole man 2 fell through*
Man 3: Everything okay down there?
Man 2: I found him! I found our sleeping beauty!
Duke: *Wakes up* Excuse me.
Man 2: *Looks at him*
Duke: Are you a vandal? Driver told me vandals break in, und smash zhings.
Man 2: Bless you no. I'm quite respectable. I dropped in because I couldn't find your door. Your two friends Falcon, and Stuart asked us to find you.
Duke: So zhey did remember. Wunderbar.

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The truck arrived, and with it, Duke's grace.

The Duke Of Sodor: I've heard a lot of excellent things about you. It will be an honor to have you restored to working condition.
Duke: Do I have to travel to my new railroad by truck? I would feel undignified.
The Duke Of Sodor: It's okay old boy. We'll take you to the North Western Railway, and from there, you will travel to your new home by rail.
Duke: Danke.

Duke was loaded onto the truck, and they took him to the depot near Tidmouth Sheds.

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Truck Driver: *Arrives at the depot*
Duke: Vhat now?

Donald was waiting with a flat car, and a crane was going to move Duke off the truck, and onto Donald's car.

Sir Topham Hatt: We must be very careful.
Crane Operator: *Slowly picks up Duke*
Sir Topham Hatt: Gently now, gently.
Crane Operator: *Moves Duke to the right*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Gives the crane operator a thumbs up, but sees one of the ropes carrying Duke* A rope is about to snap! Stop!

The lowered Duke onto the ground, replaced the rope that was about to snap, and tried again.

Crane Operator: *Picks up Duke*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching the operation*
Crane Operator: *Puts Duke on Donald's flat car*
Sir Topham Hatt: Well done.
Crane Operator: Thank you sir.
Donald: That was a near thing. But I think Duke's fallen asleep.
Sir Topham Hatt: Go ahead Donald, and take Duke to Skarloey's Railway.
Donald: *Blows his whistle twice as he leaves with Duke*

When Donald got to the sheds of Skarloey's Railway, he left Duke on the flat car. From there, Skarloey's Railway would take over, and get Duke back on his own rails.

Peter Sam, and Sir Handel puffed up next to him.

Peter Sam: There he is-
Sir Handel: Sh sh!
Duke: You voke me! In my young days, engines vere-
Peter Sam: Seen, and not heard Granpuff. We know.
Duke: *Chuckles* I know two idle good for nothings called Stuart, und Falcon.
Peter Sam: That's us.
Sir Handel: But now I'm Sir Handel, and Stuart is Peter Sam. They could change your name too if you'd like.
Duke: Nein. Zhat vould never suit his grace. Be off with you two.
Peter Sam: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Handel*
Sir Handel: It's great to see him again.
Peter Sam: I agree.

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Sir Handel was back in action, and taking passengers to the end of the line, where Skarloey's Railway exchanged passengers with Sir Topham Hatt's engines.

Sir Handel: Now look. I'm trying to apologize. What more do you want?
Coaches: Ve don't trust you!
Sir Handel: Uh! *Goes left*
Sheep: *Walking across the tracks*
Sir Handel: Whoa!! *Brakes, and comes to a complete stop* Where did they come from?
Coaches: He's bumped us!! Get him!! *Push Sir Handel off the tracks*

Duke arrived with a crane to get Sir Handel back on the tracks. He took Sir Handel back to the sheds, dropping his coaches off at the station along the way.

Duke: I'd take your train for you, but I am needed elsevhere. *Puffs away*
Driver: *Sighs* No more work for you today. With Duke, and Peter Sam pulling freight trains, who will take over your passenger train?
Skarloey: What about me sir?
Driver: *Looks back at Skarloey* Can you do it?
Skarloey: I'll try.
Driver: Let's do it.

At the station, Skarloey scolded the coaches.

Skarloey: *Backs up to them* I'm ashamed of you, bumping Sir Handel off the tracks. You might have hurt your passengers.
Nancy: *With his dad* Daddy, look it's Skarloey.
Ken: That's right. He's pulling our train. *Gets in with Nancy, and blows his whistle while waving his green flag*
Skarloey: *Blows his whistle, and takes off*

Skarloey was out of breath once he reached the top station.

Driver: Take your time. Don't rush yourself.
Skarloey: It'll be better downhill.

Or so he thought. They started out of the station, and Skarloey was going down the hill, when he saw a sharp turn up ahead.

Skarloey: *One of his springs comes loose, and his left side goes up* I feel all crooked! *Stops*
Driver: That does it. We need a bus now for our passengers.
Skarloey: How are we going to get a bus over here? We're surrounded by farm. I'll get them to the station, or burst. *Continues to pull his train*

At the station.

Sir Topham Hatt: *Waiting next to James*
Skarloey: *Puffing up to the station* I'll do it. I'll do it. *Stops at the station* I did it.
Passengers: *Get out*
James: *Watches the passengers get into his train, and puffs away*
Sir Topham Hatt: Skarloey, well done. I'll be with the owner back at the sheds.
Skarloey: Yes sir.

Back at the sheds, Skarloey was next to Sir Handel, Peter Sam, and Duke.

Skarloey: *To the owner* You were right sir. Old engines can't pull trains like the new ones.
Owner: They can if they're mended old faithful, and that's what'll happen to you. You deserve it.

And the next morning, Peter Sam, and Sir Handel took Skarloey to the works on a flat car. Peter Sam pulled while Sir Handel pushed.

Duke: *Looking at the owner* Sir, will we get a substitute for Skarloey?
Owner: Yes we are. The question is, who?

Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. You will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking forward to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold: Everything is clear. *Sees Rusty* Wait a minute. Who's that? *Flies closer to him* I like meeting new engines. Let's see what this guy's like.
Rusty: *Stops at a red signal*

The song fades away as Harold starts the conversation

Harold: I'm Harold. Who are you?
Rusty: I'm Rusty.
Harold: Don't recall seeing you here. What brings you this way?
Rusty: Sir Topham Hatt sent me here to work on track maintenance.
Sir Topham Hatt: Hello Harold.
Harold: Hello sir. *To Rusty* Well done, cheers, and keep up the good work. *Flies away*
Rusty: *Sees his signal turn green, and takes off* What was that about? I didn't even start my work yet.

Speaking of work, Sir Handel thought he was getting too much of it.

Duck & Thomas: *Pass by with freight trains, heading in opposite directions*
Sir Handel: Those two engines are lucky. Their freight cars don't misbehave like these ones!
Gordon: *Stops next to Sir Handel* It's you again.
Sir Handel: Yeah. I'm getting too much work, shunting those freight cars. Unlike the ones on your line, they misbehave.
Gordon: No one understands our feelings. Now if you were ill, you couldn't shunt cars, could you?
Sir Handel: Good idea. I'll try it.

He did so next morning.

Sir Handel: I don't feel well!

There wasn't time to examine him, so Duke, and Peter Sam had to take a few freight cars along with their passengers. Rusty followed with the rest.

Duke: Will you take my freight cars after we stop at the end of the line? I can take your passengers as well as mine.
Peter Sam: A fair trade. Your freight for my passengers.

Peter Sam was to take the cars to a mine, where they would be loaded with slate. Rusty was also there.

Rusty: I'll be back to refuel.
Peter Sam: Okay. I'll take the next train of loaded cars.
Rusty: *Backs up to refuel*
Peter Sam: *Watches the empty cars go up, and the loaded cars go down, on the same line that he's on*
Loaded Cars: *Looking at Peter Sam*
Loaded Car 3: Is that Sir Handel?
Loaded Car 1: I can't tell from here.
Loaded Car 2: That is him.
Loaded Cars: Faster! Faster!
Empty Cars: No no!! It's Peter Sam!
Loaded Cars: *Brake the cable, and surge down the hill* Hurrah! Hurrah! *Crash into Peter Sam*
Rusty: *Returns* Bust my buffers! Never mind Peter Sam, we'll get you out!

Then, everything dissolves to Peter Sam sitting next to Sir Handel at the sheds. Peter Sam's funnel was cracked, and his boiler dented.

Sir Handel: I'm sorry about your accident. I always stand well back. Cars don't like me.
Peter Sam: Why didn't you warn me?
Sir Handel: I didn't think.
Sir Topham Hatt: You never do! You can start now by doing Peter Sam's work as well as your own. That'll teach you to pretend you are ill!!

Back at the mine.

Rusty: Well, everything is all cleaned up. Let's head home.

He was travelling along the same cliff he traveled earlier, and Harold was there again.

Harold: Splendid to see you again. I'm completing my daily look out.
Rusty: Well done, cheers, and keep up the good work!

1957

Sir Topham Hatt: How is he doing?
Mechanic: It'll take some time, but I think he'll be ready soon.
Peter Sam: I'd like to start work now sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: No, your boiler and funnel still need to be repaired. Another day's rest will do you good. Besides, I got a surprise for you.
Peter Sam: For me sir? How nice sir. What is it sir?
Sir Topham Hatt: Wait, and see.

He went to the same place where Rusty was built. This time, Sir Topham Hatt ordered a yellow steam engine.

Sir Topham Hatt: You shall be named Duncan.
Duncan: Duncan. I like that name a lot sir. Thank you very much. *Puffs away to get his passenger train*

Skarloey returned from the works. He felt much better. Rusty was there to help him get back on his rails. Skarloey never met him, but he though Rusty was friendly.

Rusty: I helped to mend the line while you were away. I heard everyone's looking forward to seeing you again. *Leaves with Skarloey to go to the sheds*

This was Peter Sam's surprise. It had been several months since he last saw Skarloey, and he was pleased to see Rusty back him down next to him.

Rusty: *Leaves*
Peter Sam: Oh. I'm glad you came home.
Driver: *Gets Skarloey's fire started in the firebox*
Skarloey: I feel all excited, just like a young engine. Now tell me all of the news.
Peter Sam: I see you met Rusty. Everyone gets on well with him. It's a pity Duncan doesn't like him though.
Skarloey: Who's Duncan?
Peter Sam: He came as a spare engine just a couple of hours ago. He keeps busy, and I'm sure he means well, but he's bouncy, and rude. His driver calls it Rock N' Roll. Named after that American music everyone loves listening to.
Driver: *Appears* Come on old boy. Duncan is stuck in the tunnel, and we have to get him out.
Skarloey: *Blows his whistle as he leaves the sheds*

He got a car, and a brake van, and set off to the rescue.

Skarloey: *Enjoying his ride* How nice and smooth the rails are. I must thank Rusty next time I see him.

Quite soon, they reached the tunnel. The whole train was stuck in the tunnel behind Duncan. His front was sticking out the other side.

Duncan: I'm a plain blunt engine. I speak as I find. Tunnels should be tunnels and not rabbit holes! This railway is no good at all!
Driver: Don't be silly, this tunnel is quite big enough for engines who don't rock n' roll.
Duncan: But I like rock n' roll. You do too.
Driver: Not your rock n' roll.
Skarloey's Driver: Ready boy?
Skarloey: Ready. *Moves closer to Duncan's train, and slips as he pushes it out*

Skarloey left his train in a siding so the workmen could fix the tunnel. He would pick them up later, but first, he had to help Duncan home.

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Duncan, Driver & Firemen: *Listening to the song in the sheds*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Arrives*
Driver: *Turns off the music*
Sir Topham Hatt: Listen to me! There is nothing wrong with that tunnel! You stuck to it, because you were swinging around all over the place with your rock n' roll. Tunnels are not dance floors, and you are not a rock star. *Looks at Duncan's funnel* If it happens again..... I shall find ways to cut you down to size. In other words, *Clears his throat* Your career is ruined. Need I say more?
Duncan: *Scared*
Sir Topham Hatt: I think you got the picture. Good day. *Walks away*

Next day

Skarloey: *Stops next to Rusty* You know, if I could't remember all of the sights, I'd think I was on a different railway.
Rusty: We were hoping for that. Manager said let's rebuild this line, and make it so good that Skarloey won't recognize where he is. And we did, and you didn't, if you take my meaning.
Skarloey: I do.

They rolled together, into the yard.

Rusty: There's still one bad bit. It's just before the station at the start of the line.
Skarloey: You mean the curve?
Rusty: That's the one. An engine might come off there, particularly Duncan. He will do Rock N' Roll. Look at him now.
Duncan: *Arrives, swaying to the left, and right*
Rusty: I hope he takes care on that part of the line.
Duncan: What's that about me? I'm a plain engine, and I believe in plain speaking. Speak up!
Rusty: The curve.
Duncan: What about the curve?
Rusty: You'll come off there if you do Rock N' Roll.
Duncan: Hmph. I know my way around. I don't need smelly diesels telling me what to do. *Leaves*

He collected his coaches, and trundled down the line.

James was waiting at the first station for him.

Duncan: *Stops*
James: *Cross* You're late.
Duncan: I know. It's that smelly diesel's fault. Rusty thinks he can teach me how to stay on the rails, and then leaves me to go find my own coaches.
Percy: *Passes with freight cars, blowing his whistle twice*
James: You poor engine. I know all about diesels. One crept into our yard, and ordered us about. I soon sent him packing.
Duke: *Passes by, also pulling freight cars*

Duncan was filled with admiration. He didn't know that James was boastful, and sometimes didn't tell the truth.

Duncan: *Passes Sir Handel, and his freight train* Send Rusty packing. Send Rusty packing. *Going faster. He goes up a first hill*
Driver: Well done boy. Keep it up.
Duncan: Nothing's happened. Nothing's happened. Silly diesel. Clever me. *Does his Rock N' Roll* You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Driver: Steady boy.
Duncan: Shut up. I'm doing my Rock N' Roll. *Does his Rock N' Roll* You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, just crying all the time.

Then, it happened.

Duncan: *Derails on the curve* Sleepers, and ballast, I'm off.

Word of Duncan's derailment quickly got to the sheds. Skarloey told Rusty about it.

Rusty: It serves him right after what he said to me yesterday.
Thomas: *Passes in the background with a freight train*
Skarloey: I'm ashamed of you Rusty. Think of the passengers. What are they going to do?
Rusty: Oh, I forgot. Yes of course. I'll go help at once.

As Rusty leaves the sheds, everything dissolves back to Duncan's accident.

Duncan: Oh dear. Now everyone will know how silly I am.
Rusty: *Arrives with the work crew*
Work Crew: *Walking towards Duncan* Don't worry everyone, we'll get Duncan back onto the tracks.

They used rails to carefully raise him, and get his wheels back on the tracks. After that, Duncan was very careful.

Duncan: *Blows steam after coming out of a tunnel*

That evening, he spoke to Rusty.

Duncan: Rusty, thank you for helping me. I'm sorry I was rude to you.
Rusty: That's all right.
Duncan: I wish all diesels were like you. Let's be friends.
Rusty: Suits me. We'll mend that bad bit first thing tomorrow.

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Workmen: *Getting a Christmas tree set up*
Sir Handel: Only six days until the new year.
Skarloey: Merry Christmas everyone.
Duke: Danke Skarloey.
Peter Sam: *Arrives* My funnel feels wobbly. I wish my new funnel would arrive soon. Manager says it's something special.
Others: *Laughing* You and your special funnel.
Peter Sam: *Sad*
Skarloey: Okay everyone, that's enough. Let's enjoy Christmas.

Stop the song. Next day, Rusty was busy fixing the line.

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Rusty: *Stops at a bridge that goes over a torrent*
Workmen: *Clearing branches to let the water flow*
Rusty: Now we got to mend the other bridge that got swept away. *Moves forward*

Fixing the bridge took a long time. It passed new years day, and it was now 1958. The new bridge was fixed in February, and Peter Sam took the first train over the new bridge.

The song fades away as Peter Sam goes towards a tunnel.

Peter Sam: *Goes into the tunnel*
Driver: There's something hanging from the roof.
Peter Sam: *Hits the thing hanging off the roof, and comes out of the tunnel, with his funnel gone*

They stopped the train.

Conductor: *Finds an icycle* That funnel's long gone. *Goes to Peter Sam, showing him the icycle* Here's what hit you Peter Sam.
Driver: What do we do now? We can't continue without a funnel.
Conductor: I know. The passengers will get a lot of smoke in their face, and that won't do.
Driver: *Sees a drain pipe* Got any rope?
Conductor: Yes. I'll be right back. *Runs to his van*

90 seconds later.

Driver: This is very clever.
Peter Sam: *Looking at the drain pipe placed on him with ropes securing it* I don't think it is.

But he had no choice, and continued on with his passenger train. When he got to the sheds, everyone laughed at him. Sir Handel had a song to sing.

Song (Start at 3:26): link

Sir Handel: Peter Sam said again and again, his new funnel would put ours to shame. Went into the tunnel, and lost his old funnel. Now his famous new funnel's a drain.

Stop the song

But next day, Sir Topham Hatt presented the new funnel to Peter Sam.

Peter Sam: *Looks at his new funnel* Oh dear, someone squashed it.
Sir Topham Hatt: *Laughs* Don't worry Peter Sam. This new funnel is something special. You'll see.

Song: link

Peter Sam: *Waiting at the station with five coaches, and a conductor's van*
Duncan: *Arrives with a freight train with Sir Handel*
Sir Handel: Hey, why did you sit on your funnel?
Peter Sam: *Blows his whistle, and pulls his train with ease*
Duncan: What?!?!
Sir Handel: I don't get it. How is he doing that?

They don't tease Peter Sam about his new funnel now. They wish they had one just like it.

Sir Handel was getting extra coal, and was talking to Thomas, who had to wait for a signal to turn green.

Sir Handel: I got new wheels.
Thomas: That's great.
Sir Handel: Better than great. These new wheels give me more grip.
Thomas: That's good.
Henry: *Passes with a freight train*
Thomas: *Sees his signal turn green* See you later Sir Handel. *Takes off with his freight train*
Sir Handel: *Finishes loading coal, and heads to the other engines*
Duncan: Look at his steam roller wheels.
Sir Handel: Be quiet. These wheels are grand. Now I'll go faster than any of you.
Duke: You'll never! *Laughs*
Skarloey: With your grand new wheels Sir Handel, you're just the engine to tackle George.
Sir Handel: Who's George?
Skarloey: That steam roller over there.

The steam roller was making rude remarks about the engines.

Song: link

George: Railways are no good. Pull them up. Turn them into roads. Railways are no good. Pull them up. Turn them into roads. *Crashes into some gravel*
Sir Handel: Don't worry. Leave him to me. I'll soon send him packing.
George: *Backs up*

The two met up at the level crossing.

George: Huh! You're Sir Handel I suppose.
Sir Handel: And you I suppose are George. Yes I heard of you.
George: And I heard of you! You swank around with your steam roller wheels, pretending you're as good as me!
Sir Handel: Actually............
George: *Waits for a response*
Sir Handel:..........I'm better. Goodbye. *Leaves with his train*
George: *Fuming as he passes the crossing*

One afternoon, Sir Handel was taking a special freight train, when he saw George blocking the line.

George: *His left wheel is on the track*
Sir Handel: *Blows his whistle three times* Get out of the way you great clumsy road hog!
George: Ha! I don't move for imitation steam rollers!
Sir Handel: Get out of my way!
George: *Moves right*

Sir Handel thought everything would be okay after that, but he was wrong. When he passed George, this happened.

George: *Goes left, and hits Sir Handel's train, smashing a freight car*
Sir Handel: *Stops* That was your fault!!
George: No it wasn't, it was yours.
Drivers: *Looking at each other with fury*
S.H Driver: What did you do that for?!
G Driver: Screw you, and your railways!

Song: link

Sir Handel & George: *Watching their driver's fight*
G Driver: *Throws the first punch*
S.H Driver: *Dodges, and kicks George's driver onto the ground*
George: This is not what I was expecting.
Sir Handel: My driver is going to kill your driver.
S.H Driver: *Punches George's driver, and sits on him punching his face repeatedly*
G Driver: *Half of his face is covered in blood* No! No! I'm sorry!! Don't!!!
Rusty: *Arrives with Skarloey, and they see the driver's fighting*
Sir Handel: Ah, you two have arrived just in time to see my driver give George's driver what he deserves.
George: Screw you!
Rusty: We just came here with the crew to fix things.
S.H Driver: *Repeatedly punching George's driver in the face*
Man 55: *Stops near them in a Chrysler, and gets out* What do you think you're doing?
S.H Driver: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm punching this guy for wrecking my train. *Continues punching George's driver in the face*
Man 55: *Runs away*
Sir Handel: Keep it up! Keep it up!
Skarloey: I hope you understand that your driver is going to get arrested for what he's doing.
Rusty: And you probably won't even get a chance to go out since your driver's arrested.
Skarloey: It's safe to say you'll never be used again.
Sir Handel: *His eyes are wide open in horror*
Police Man: *Arrives on a bicycle* Hello hello hello, and what's going on here?
S.H Driver: *Stops punching George's driver, and looks at the police man* Uh oh.

After that, the workmen cleaned up the mess caused by George crashing into Sir Handel, and set up a fence between the road, and tracks. Then George was sent away.

Bertie: *Leaving Sodor with the workmen*
George: *Following Bertie*

Sir Handel thought he had made George go away, and boasted about it to the other engines.

Skarloey: That's nice Sir Handel. Now tell us about how your driver got arrested.
Others: Ooohh!
Sir Handel: *Angry*

Ken Froiteg, and his daughter Nancy were waiting at the station for the first train. Since they were close to the sheds, Nancy asked if she could clean the engines.

Ken: Sure. But remember to be back on time.
Nancy: I will daddy. *Skips happily to the sheds*

She got her bucket, and rag ready, and started cleaning Skarloey first.

Skarloey: *Sleeping*
Nancy: Wake up lazybones. Your brass is filthy. Aren't you ashamed?
Skarloey: *Barely awake* No you're just an old fusspot. *Sleeps again*
Nancy: Rheneas comes home soon. Don't you want to look nice for his arrival?
Skarloey: *Wakes up* What?! When?
Nancy: Soon. Daddy told me. I'm going now.
Skarloey: Nancy stop. Do I really look nice? Polish me again please.
Nancy: *Giggles* Now who's an old fusspot?
Duncan: *Arrives* Aren't you going to polish me?
Nancy: Sorry, not today. I have to help The Refreshment Lady. We must get the ice cream ready for the first train. Never mind Duncan, I'll polish you tomorrow.
Duncan: *Angry* It isn't fair. Peter Sam gets a special funnel, Sir Handel gets special wheels, passengers get ice cream, and I'm not even polished!

After pulling his passenger trains, he was looking forward to a rest, when his driver got a message.

Driver: One of Skarloey's coaches has come off the rails. We need to put things right.
Duncan: It's not fair! I'm overworked, and I won't stand it.
Driver: Rubbish, come on.

Song: link

The derailed coach was in the middle of the train, and Skarloey had continued on leaving the rest of his train behind. Duncan took the rest of the coaches to the next station, then started pulling another passenger train.

Duncan: *Passing a picnic area* I get no rest! I get no rest! *Goes alongside a lake, and is short of steam*
Driver: *Slows him down, and tries to raise more steam, but he has to stop* We'll keep our passengers waiting.
Duncan: You always think about the passengers, and never about me!
Driver: *Moves Duncan, and the train forward again*

Duncan kept complaining, until they got to the viaduct.

Driver: Come on Duncan, we're almost there. Once we get to the station, you'll have no more work today.
Duncan: *Stops on the viaduct* Keep your old station. I'm staying here!
Driver: Why are you doing this Duncan?

But Duncan stayed quiet, and Skarloey had to come help him off the bridge. Even worse, Duncan forced Skarloey to pull him, and his train to the next station.

Skarloey: *Stops at the station*
Passengers: *Get out, and complain* I can't believe he made us stay on the viaduct for so long. What a bad railway this is.
Skarloey: I hope you're proud of yourself Duncan. It's a good thing Rheneas comes home soon. He'll teach you common sense before it's too late.
Duncan: What does Rheneas have to do with this bad railway?!
Skarloey: He saved our railway. Come on, I'll take you to the sheds, and tell you about him there. *Leaves with Duncan*

Skarloey was taking Duncan to the sheds, since Duncan did not want to move by himself.

Skarloey: What happened is, Rheneas had to get a train to the next station, or else our line would close.
Duncan: I do not care. Passengers are annoying. From now on, I will only pull freight trains.
Skarloey: You're lazy, and rude. That's not good Duncan. You need to change your behavior before it's too late.
Duncan: I don't care!

Duncan would not stop grumbling. He grumbled that he wasn't polished enough. He grumbled that he was overworked, and also about the passengers. He was so annoyed, that he didn't notice something his driver, and fireman saw.

Song: link

Driver: *Looking at the cars on the grass near the road* Uh oh.
Fireman: Why are you saying that? It's just teenagers necking.
Driver: We don't know that. They could be doing something worse.
Teenager: *Gets a rail out of his '56 Chevy*
Teenager 53: This'll be fun. Bring that rail onto the mainline track.
Teenager: Got it. *Drags the rail with another teenager to the N.W.R mainline*
Teenager 56: This'll teach them a lesson for not hiring us as engineers.

Up the line, Henry was taking Rheneas to be unloaded, and placed back on his own rails.

Teenager 53: Perfect. Ready?
Teenager: *Gets the rail onto the track to derail Henry*
Teenager 16: Yeah!
Teenager 53: Good!
Henry: *Crosseyed* Duh, the switch is set to the right track.
Driver: That's not a switch Henry! *Brakes*
Henry: *Derails*
Rheneas: Whoa. Everything alright up there?
Henry: Duh, I don't know.
Teenagers: *Getting into their cars, and driving away*
Driver: Typical teenage boys!!! *Climbs out of Henry, and looks at them take off* Your stupid stunt could have hurt someone!
Thomas & Edward: *Arrive with a brake down train*
Henry: Duh, hi. I'm Henry. What's your name?
Thomas: Henry, you know us. It's Thomas, and Edward.
Edward: What happened Henry?
Henry: Duh, I don't know.
Thomas: You better take Rheneas, I'll clean this up.

Two minutes later, Edward pulled Rheneas' flat car to the sheds.

Skarloey: *Sees Edward with Rheneas* Funny, I thought Henry was bringing him over.
Edward: He had an accident.
Skarloey: No matter. It's good to see Rheneas again.

Everyone agreed with Skarloey as they watched Rheneas get placed onto his rails.

People and engines began to cheer as Peter Sam backed Rheneas next to Skarloey.

Song: link

Rheneas: You know what?
Skarloey: What?
Rheneas: A big celebration like this helps to make a little engine feel like he's finally reached home.
Skarloey: I'm glad Rheneas. I'm glad.

Everything fades to black for the end credits

The N.W.R Engines

Edward
Duck
Gordon
Henry
James
Thomas
Percy

Skarloey Railway Engines

Skarloey
Rheneas
Sir Handel
Peter Sam
Rusty
Duncan
Duke

Humans

Sir Topham Hatt
Ken Froiteg, A Conductor
Nancy, Ken's Daughter
Drivers & Firemen
Teenagers
The Policeman

Also Starring

Harold The Helicopter
George The Steamroller
Bertie The Bus

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from September 22nd, 2016.

Shayne: And now it's time for a special story called...

Song: link

The Island Of Sodor, 1966

Michael Brandon: Thomas And The Aston Martin DB5.
James & Henry: *Pass each other pulling freight trains*
Michael Brandon: It was a bright, and sunny day on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas was at Tidmouth Sheds, awaiting instructions for a special special to deliver to Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: Today is the day that I get an Aston Martin DB5.
Michael Brandon: Boomed Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: You will deliver it from Brendam Docks to Maithwaite safely, and slowly.
Thomas: Yes sir.
Michael Brandon: Chuffed Thomas. And he raced away as quickly as he could. When Thomas arrived at Brendam Docks, he saw the Aston Martin DB5. It was silver, and very shiny. Thomas puffed up to the flatbed where the Aston Martin DB5 was, and puffed away before the shunter could fasten the coupling.
Thomas: *Blows his whistle twice as he passes Salty, leaving Brendam Docks with his flatcar*
Michael Brandon: When Thomas got onto the mainline, he puffed up Gordon's Hill.
Thomas: *Passes Molly*
Molly: *Pulling three coaches*
Michael Brandon: Gordon's hill was very steep. Thomas puffed slowly up the hill. When he reached the top, the Aston Martin DB5 rolled down the other side.
Thomas: *Chasing his runaway car*
Michael Brandon: The flatcar went into a siding, and hit the buffers, and the Aston Martin DB5 flew into the chocolate factory.
Thomas: *Stops behind the flatcar* Oh no.
Michael Brandon: Tooted Thomas. He saw the Aston Martin DB5 get towed out of the factory, and it was covered in chocolate, and badly damaged. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived, he was very cross.
Sir Topham Hatt: What the hell?
Michael Brandon: Boomed Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: You did not deliver the Aston Martin DB5 safely, and slowly. You will not have your branch line for three months. After that punishment, you will not receive a new coat of paint for five months. After that punishment, you shall be scrapped.
Michael Brandon: And Thomas never made any mistakes ever again.

The End

Song (Start at 0:50): link

Shayne: Well, that was fun. See you next week.
Kevin: Now fix the wall, and get everyone back here so we can enjoy our disco.
David: Finally, the fighting's over.
Gordon: Yep. *Snickers as he turns on a song*

Song: link

David: Gordon you son of a-
Ethan: *Runs over David*
Gordon: YES! Everyone is fighting each other again!
Mily: *Runs over the radio, turning the song off* Are they?

Everyone quickly returned to normal much to Gordon's annoyance.

Mily: Let's continue our show. Six Shooters 4 is on the way.

Song: link

1958

Harry: *Looking at a sign in front of his house. It says...* Sold.
Amy: I told you we'd do it. You didn't believe me.
Harry: Yeah, until two days ago when I heard that we'd have some buyers. Any plan on where...
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Tim: Finally, a peaceful song that won't cause controversy.
Wayne: Did someone say controversy?! *Punches Tim*
Coffee Creme: *Punches Commander Kane*
Liam: *Hits Derek with a chair*
Lewis: We're the good guys!
Liam: It's the song man! I can't help it!
Mily: *Watching the fight* Well, looks like I'm hosting again. Why does everyone fight over the song?
Blossom: I don't know!
Buttercup: *Shoots Blossom with laser vision*
Mily: Ouch. I better show you the schedule before I get attacked. Enjoy! *Takes off quickly*

8 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 4

Langley Virginia,...
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Liam: Ooh, I love this song.
Gordon: I don't. I was hoping the instrumental of Blitzkrieg Bop would play so that everyone could kill each other.
Blossom: That's not very nice.
Lewis: But I am. I'm also the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome back, and enjoy the shows. First is Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime, then Johnny Lightning.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical...
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S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one more class I have to...
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Sean: *Rings his bell as he pulls five passenger cars towards a railroad crossing*
Johnny: *Leaning on his Plymouth* This sounds a cool song for a car chase.
S.B: I was thinking the same thing random person who looks exactly like me.
Parker: Welcome back ladies, and gentlemen. I am Parker from The Nut House, and now it's time for our back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House....
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Kevin: Here's another song from J+1.
Buttercup: Is Parker going to freak out again, or will he seriously be the host?
Kevin: Keep your fingers crossed, and we'll find out.
Buttercup: Fingers? *Looks at her hands* I don't have fingers.
Kevin: Oh...
Parker: *Arrives* Hello everyone! My name is Parker from The Nut House, and I got a good lineup for you tonight.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
Gran Turismo - TV-PG

8:30 PM

The Nut House - TV-G. Bak2Bak

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady...
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Mily: Welcome back guys. I'm Mily, and I'm hosting tonight's episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Up next is Gran Turismo, and Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will love it.

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Pony On...
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Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Jesse*
Parker: *Yawns while stretching his arms* Why can't we do this tomorrow?
S.B: Tomorrow is Sunday. We have to do this today because it's called Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Parker: Whatever, I'm going to bed. *Walks back into the house*
Blossom: He was supposed to be the host.
S.B: What?!
Mabel: Who do we get now?!

Everyone started to freak out and cause chaos until Mily arrived.

Mily: Why does everyone fight with each other when I come over?
S.B & Others: *Staring at Mily*
Liam: Good question.
Red: Can you host tonight's episode?
Mily:...
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Pete: What kind of music is this?!
Toby: You don't want to find out.
Pete: Anyway, I'm here to host the S.S.S.S. Let's get the second half of our show started.

Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls: Pilot

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right next to Frenchtown, which is also in New Jersey. Did I mention they're also next to The Delaware River?
Person 89: Who wants to know?!
Announcer: Anyone that doesn't live in New Jersey.
Person 89: Oh.
Announcer: Sean Bodine, a 19 year old that lives in Milford, was on his way home when something landed on the road ahead of him, creating...
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S.B: Who's hosting?
Kevin: Not you.
S.B: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Pete: Don't worry guys, I got this. Pete Reimer from Ponies On The Rails here. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Here's the lineup for you.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime

8:30 PM - Later

Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 27: Yardwork

Narrator:...
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Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops next to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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Tim: Hey, we're back with back to back episodes of Gran Turismo. Let's get started.

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that love cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal street racers, or cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when you go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if you take a look at the map, you will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are fire departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center...
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FBI Men: *Driving a Camaro* Hurry up! He's coming to stop us!
Johnny: *Chasing the FBI in his Belvedere* Corruption will lead you to nowhere.
S.B: *Watching Johnny chase the FBI* Well, I was going to have that person who looked exactly like me host this week's segment of the S.S.S.S, but that job will have to go to someone else. We're bringing Gran Turismo back into our lineup, so I'm letting Tim Miller host tonight.
Tim: Thanks. It feels good to be back. Tonight we got a new, crisp lineup for you, also including some shows we already featured in the past.

8 PM

Johnny Lightning - Rated...
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Con: *Listening to the music* That's a nice tune. I wonder what it's called. While I try to find out, enjoy Six Shooters 3.

Song: link

An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting next to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon

Catherine, and Jane are the stewardesses on Alan, and Harry's flight.

Alan: Whoa. Harry. Get...
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Sean The Hedgehog: *Holding a .44 Magnum* Hedgehog. Sean The Hedgehog.
Con Mane: Wrong! That's my role!
Sean The Hedgehog: Sorry.
Con Mane: *Clears his throat* Hello, my name is Mane. Con Mane. I'm hosting the S.S.S.S. That's a lot of S's. Now, our line up for tonight is right here.

8 PM - Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story) Rated PG

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 3 Rated R

Con Mane: Now I'm going to get a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.

In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

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Episode 10: Gasser!

Masuke: *Walking home from the mall* It's so convenient that I live near the mall where I work, and shop. *Hears a woman having sex* This I gotta see. *Peaks into the room of a single story building*

Masuke saw another girl named Shannon.

Image of Shannon: link

Shannon: *Riding a cock* Oh! Oh! Yes! *Farts*
Man: Oh yeah, make it harder!...
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