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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better safe than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 8: Seaside Adventure

Stacey was fishing out on the boardwalk by her home, when Stephanie, Eula, and Addie arrived.

Stephanie: Hi Stacey.
Stacey: *Looks at her friends* Oh, hey girls. Didn't expect you to get here so soon.
Addie: Well, *giggles* we did.
Stacey: Where are the others?
Eula: They haven't arrived yet.

Just then, Stacey felt something pull on her rod.

Stacey: I think I got something! *Reeling in her hook*
Stephanie: Ooh. I hope it's a big one!
Stacey: *Pulls up two fish* Would you look at that?
Addie: I have never seen two fish bite on bait together like that before.
Stacey: I didn't even know it was possible.
Stephanie: Neither did I.

After that, the rest of the Stacey's friends arrived.

Cassandra: Sorry we're late. We stopped at a red light, next to a man in a red convertible, and Marisa insisted on sucking him off.
Marisa: He was a dream come true. I even got his number.
Kat: If you ever get bored of him, can I suck his dick?
Marisa: In your dreams.
Stacey: Now that you're all here, go inside and make yourselves at home. *Gives Addie the keys to her house* I need to take these fish to market, quickly. I'll be back in less than ten minutes.

Back at the house, the girls were in their swimsuits. They were waiting for Stacey.

Eula: *Looking at Kat in her swimsuit* Don't you think that's a bit too small for you?
Kat: No way. I'm a magnet for boys.
Addie: Looks aren't everything. You have to say the right words to make men have a hard on.
Eula: Or just do what I do.
Addie: And what is that Eula?
Eula: You'll see.
Stacey: *Walks into the house* Okay girls, thanks for waiting. I just need to get in my swimsuit, and then we can get on the beach.
Stephanie: I also brought some extra money in case anyone wants Popsicle sticks.
Cassandra: Oh wow.
Eula: Thank you Stephanie.

After a few minutes, the seven girls went out on the beach. They brought along a volley ball, shovels, buckets, and a few boogie boards.

Addie: Now this is how you have fun on a beach.

The girls spent their time riding the waves, making sand castles, and collecting sea shells.

Stephanie: This will be perfect for my garden. *Puts a shell in a bucket with several other shells*

But when they were getting ready to leave, they saw a group of men.

Cassandra: Mine! *Runs towards the men*
Kat: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Runs after Cassandra, followed by Marisa, Eula, Addie, and Stacey*
Stephanie: Just when things were going so well too. *Sighs* I'm gonna go back, and see if I can find a star fish.

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Addie: *Having sex with a man* It's a good thing you got friends.
Man: So do you. *Looking at his friends having sex with Addie's friends*

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Stephanie: *Finds a starfish* Even better, I found two of them.
Kat: *Returns with the others*
Marisa: Where were you? You missed out on the fun.
Stephanie: Describe fun to me, and try to amuse me.
Eula: Did you forget that Stephanie doesn't like sex?
Marisa: What kind of a girl are you?! We're suppose to have sex with men! It's our role in life!
Addie: It's not called an Anime for nothing you know.
Stacey: Anyways, we decided to do more fishing. We're going to see who can get the biggest fish. Extra points are counted if you get a 2nd fish, like me.
Stephanie: Alright, let's do it.

Back on the pier, the seven girls had their rods, and bait ready. They were waiting for the arrival of fish.

Cassandra: You know what I just realized?
Eula: What?
Cassandra: Fishing is boring! Let's go have sex with those guys again.

Everyone left, except for Stephanie, and Stacey.

Stacey: Oh well, they just made it easier for us.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give you a very big hard on!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 7, 2018

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in Masturbation Escapation
Shirtless Shane: Don't these girls have anything better to do? They have another contest, involving, masturbation. Someone shoot me.

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Announcer: The city of Townsville............................ is boring without the Powerpuff Girls.
2016 Powerpuff Girls: *Flying over Townsville*
Announcer: Not those Powerpuff Girls!
1992 Powerpuff Girls: *Chasing the amoeba boys*
Announcer: They don't even talk!! Where are the real Powerpuff Girls?!

In a nature park with Sean

Sean: *Walking down the trail with the PPG* You three will love this place. The trail is peaceful, and quiet.
Blossom: I like that.
Sean: There are many birds, and other animals.
Bubbles: Hooray!!
Sean: And the trail is long enough for you to run as fast as you want-
Buttercup: Which is good for cardio!! *Running as fast as she can*
Sean: She finished the sentence for me. Oh well.
Buttercup: *Returns* Hey guys, come quick.

Buttercup lead the others towards a bridge going over a stream. On the other side were two men with orange vests. They arrived on dirt bikes.

Bubbles: What are they doing?
Sean: They look like hunters, but hunting is not allowed here.
Bubbles: We gotta do something.
Sean: You're right. Blossom, Buttercup, wait here. Bubbles, come with me. *Walks towards the bridge with Bubbles*
Bubbles: What are we going to do?
Sean: We'll think of something once we get closer.

They crossed the bridge, and were getting very close to the hunters.

Sean: Excuse me.
Hunter: *Grabs a pistol*
Sean: *Dives on the hunter, knocking the pistol out of his hand* Bubbles, get the other guy!
Hunter 2: *Taking off on his dirt bike*
Bubbles: *Gets on the handlebars, and punches the hunter off*
Sean: *Punches the hunter, and throws him into the stream*
Hunter: *Lands with his forehead hitting a rock. He dies*
Hunter 3: *Talking on the hunter's walkie talkie* Come in partner. We're waiting for you at the parking lot.
Sean: There's more of them! To the parking lot!
Buttercup & Blossom: *Takes off*
Sean: *Running after them* Wait for me!
Bubbles: *Stops, and grabs Sean*
Sean: Thanks.
Bubbles: No problem.
Hunters: Where are they?
PPG: *Arrives with Sean*
Sean: We killed them. It was by accident, but they were doing something illegal anyway, so....
Bubbles: I didn't kill him by accident.
Sean: *Staring at Bubbles, but returns his attention to the hunters* You better get out of here before we stop you.
Hunter 53: What? You, and those three little girls?
Sean: Girls, show them what you're made of.
PPG: *Beating up the hunters*

Back at home

Sean: *Playing ATV Offroad Fury 2 with Buttercup* So, this Mojo Jojo guy you were fighting. Why did he shoot you here in this cannon?
Blossom: *Playing Hot Wheels* Good question. I'm surprised he didn't just kill us. He beat us in battle, and everything.
Bubbles: *Reading a Thomas The Tank Engine book* Maybe Mojo Jojo has a heart after all.
Sean: That makes sense. He felt like it was wrong to kill you. Plus, if he did that, you wouldn't have ended up here.
Buttercup: True, I do like it here, but we still need to get back to Townsville.
Sean: Do you know what state it's in?
Blossom: I don't know, but last time you searched for it, it didn't appear.
Sean: True, but there may be a reason for that.
Announcer: And that is.... Uh, I don't know. What were we talking about again?

The End

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 43

Hindsight Is Not Always 20/20

July 13, 1955

It was 7:30 AM in Cheyenne. Everypony arrived for work half an hour ago, except for Gordon.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Gordon: *Enters office*
Pete: Mr. Suite. Why are you late for work?
Gordon: I'm sorry sir, but my car broke down. The engine overheated, one of the tires got flat, and the front bumper fell off.
Pete: Well then. I think it's time for you to get a new car.
Gordon: Sir, those cost at least $2,000. I can't buy a new car!
Pete: Why? How much money do you have?
Gordon: Only a few hundred dollars.
Pete: Why don't you sell your car?
Gordon: Who would want that unreliable hunk of junk?
Mirage: *Enters office* Hello sir. I came back with a passenger train, wanted to use the bathroom, and then I overheard your conversation. May I help you?
Pete: Sure. We'll need all the help we can get.
Mirage: What's the matter?
Gordon: I need a new car, but I'm afraid I won't have the money to get a new one.
Mirage: I'll tell you what I'll do. I sold my '41 Marecury, and I'll take your car off of your hooves.
Gordon: Are you sure?
Mirage: Sure. How much do you want for it? I've got lots of dough.
Gordon: $3,500.
Mirage: *Gets $3,500* All yours.
Gordon: *Gives Mirage keys to his car* Thank you so much.
Pete: How are you going to get home after today's work?
Gordon: I'll get a cab.

While Mirage was with Gordon, and Pete in the office, Hawkeye was getting ready to take a freight out of the yards.

Hawkeye: *Walking towards servicing facility*
Metal Gloss: Pierce, please help me. It's very important.
Hawkeye: What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: I need help cleaning out the firebox for the engine I'm about to use.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's clean it together. *Goes to Metal Gloss' engine*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Alright. *Climbs into cab* I haven't done this before, but I think I know what to do. *Cleaning ashes out of firebox*

A small explosion came from the firebox.

Hawkeye: Ow! *Holding eyes*
Metal Gloss: *Gasps* Are you okay?
Hawkeye: I think so. *Looks around cab* I think I lost my eyesight.

A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: You didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that you can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, you are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh don't worry, somepony will help me get around.
Doctor: *Leaves*
Wilson: Aw man, you lost your eyesight while cleaning a firebox?
Jeff: That can be dangerous. Did you make sure the fire was out before you cleaned it?
Hawkeye: No.
Jeff: Yeah, sometimes an explosion can come from a firebox when you try to clean it, while the fire is still going.
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: MG, is that you?
Metal Gloss: I'm here Pierce. I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
Hawkeye: It's okay. Any other mare would've done the same thing.
Stylo: What would you like to do first?
Hawkeye: Make sure Gordon isn't here to humiliate me.
Stylo: Oh don't worry. His car broke down, and now he has to find a new one to buy, so that he can get to work on time.
Hawkeye: He actually cares about getting to work on time?
Stylo: It wasn't his decision.
Hawkeye: Well then who's helping him?

At a dealership not far away, Gordon, and Nocturnal Mirage were looking for a brand new car. The dealership had a pair of loudspeakers playing music.

This was the song playing: link

Mirage: The dealer will be out here soon.
Gordon: Good. I can't wait to get this over with.
Dealer: *Arrives* Hello. May I help you?
Gordon: Yeah, I just want a new car.
Mirage: He needs one so he can get to work.
Dealer: Well, we have two cars available. A Belair, and a Series 65.
Gordon: *Sees cars* Aw man. They're both so nice, but I don't know which one I want.
Dealer: Take your time.
Gordon: *Staring at cars*
Mirage: *Looking at watch*
Gordon: It's too hard for me to choose.
Dealer: There are only two cars. Please, choose one.
Gordon: Umm... *Continues staring* I can't... I... Fuck it. *Runs away*
Dealer: What's his problem?
Mirage: He's an idiot. *Runs after Gordon*

Back at the station, Hawkeye was trying to get into Snowflake's tower in the trainyard.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's see here. *Tries to put hooves on stairs*
Snowflake: *Sees Hawkeye, and walks out of tower* Need any help Pierce?
Hawkeye: No thank you, I got this.
Wilson: *Pushing freight cars slowly down hump*
Hawkeye: *Steps on Wilson's engine*
Snowflake: Pierce, you're on a train!
Hawkeye: Ha! That's a good joke. *Walks into cab*
Wilson: Hi Hawkeye, what can I do for you?
Hawkeye: Snowflake wasn't joking. Stop the train.
Wilson: *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Walks out of cab*
Snowflake: Follow my voice.
Hawkeye: *Walks off engine*
Snowflake: Now go left.
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stairs*
Snowflake: Now keep going up.
Hawkeye: *Walks up stairs*
Snowflake: And...
Hawkeye: *Stops next to Snowflake*
Snowflake: You made it.
Hawkeye: I told you I could make it here by myself.
Snowflake: *Facehoof*

The next day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.

And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.

Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do you think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are you wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he lost his eyesight.
Gordon: You mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: Or else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick you in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, you still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the next passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!

But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.

Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are you looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need you making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got you now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't you dare try anything that will get you fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the question is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did you just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No you won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He stole the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.

Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.

Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want you put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want you to slowly move your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when you are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.

The end

on the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

The British Mexican returns.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

Song: link

Panzer: We did it! We finished our program before we lost control.
Robert: Thanks for your help Panzer.
Johnny: We may have lost, but we'll be back on the 25th.