Ever After High is full of my favorite characters (Raven is my favourite) Blondie is among them. I love Blondie Locks, but I can't say the same for her mother. Let me explain to you why I dislike Blondie Locks' mother, Goldie Locks. Let's review the tale first:
"One day, a golden-haired girl got lost in the woods. She searched for her house and could not find it. She wandered in the woods for a long time and finally found a hut. The door of the hut was open."
Now that I'm starting to dislike Goldie, she's going to break into the house.
"Goldie went into the hut in the woods. It was actually three bears. The bears went out for a walk to let their food cool. Goldie Locks was very hungry, so she headed straight for the porridge on the table."
I'm starting to hate this girl, she steals food without permission.
"Goldie Locks tried daddy bear's porridge first, it was really hot. Then Goldie tried mommy's porridge, it was too cold. Then Goldie Locks tried porridge from the last and smallest bowl. The porridge was just what she wanted. Goldie Locks finished all the porridge."
Goldie is so selfish. She spoons the porridge one by one and finishes almost all of them. Selfish, what will the owners eat?
"Goldie moved into the second room. There were chairs in the second room. Daddy bear's chair was too big for Goldie Locks. Goldie didn't like mommy bear's chair either. The last chair was small and the right size for Goldie. Goldie sat down, laughed and rocked, breaking the chair. Goldie got up and went into the next room."
STUPID GOLDIE. SICK GOLDIE. That stupid girl breaks a chair and goes into another room without a care.
"The last room was the bear family bedroom. Goldie went into the first bed, it was too high and hard for her. Goldie went into the second bed. The bed was too soft. Goldie liked the third bed and fell asleep there."
Goldie broke into someone's bed without permission. Goldie Crumpled the Beds. Ahh I hate this girl.
" The bears came to the house. When they saw the spooned porridge, the mother and father bear shouted:
"Who took a spoonful of our porridge while we were away?"
The little bear looked at his finished porridge and cried:
"Who ate my porridge and finished it?" "
Poor ones, someone ate their food without permission. GOLDIE LOCKS!
" The bears went into the next room. When the mother and father noticed that someone had already sat on their chair, they shouted angrily:
"Who's been sitting in our chairs while we're not home?"
The little bear saw his broken chair and cried:
"Who sat in my chair and broke it while I was gone?" "
Goldie Locks is the selfish one who ruined their home.
"When they got to the bedrooms, the mother and father bear roared:
"Who slept in our bed and crumpled it while we were gone?"
At that moment, the little bear, seeing the girl sleeping in his bed, roared and shouted:
"Mom! Dad! I found the girl, catch her!"
Mom and Dad couldn't catch the bear because Goldie woke up to the sound and ran out the window."
Goldie ruined their house and left.
Well, you get why I hate Goldie Locks.
"One day, a golden-haired girl got lost in the woods. She searched for her house and could not find it. She wandered in the woods for a long time and finally found a hut. The door of the hut was open."
Now that I'm starting to dislike Goldie, she's going to break into the house.
"Goldie went into the hut in the woods. It was actually three bears. The bears went out for a walk to let their food cool. Goldie Locks was very hungry, so she headed straight for the porridge on the table."
I'm starting to hate this girl, she steals food without permission.
"Goldie Locks tried daddy bear's porridge first, it was really hot. Then Goldie tried mommy's porridge, it was too cold. Then Goldie Locks tried porridge from the last and smallest bowl. The porridge was just what she wanted. Goldie Locks finished all the porridge."
Goldie is so selfish. She spoons the porridge one by one and finishes almost all of them. Selfish, what will the owners eat?
"Goldie moved into the second room. There were chairs in the second room. Daddy bear's chair was too big for Goldie Locks. Goldie didn't like mommy bear's chair either. The last chair was small and the right size for Goldie. Goldie sat down, laughed and rocked, breaking the chair. Goldie got up and went into the next room."
STUPID GOLDIE. SICK GOLDIE. That stupid girl breaks a chair and goes into another room without a care.
"The last room was the bear family bedroom. Goldie went into the first bed, it was too high and hard for her. Goldie went into the second bed. The bed was too soft. Goldie liked the third bed and fell asleep there."
Goldie broke into someone's bed without permission. Goldie Crumpled the Beds. Ahh I hate this girl.
" The bears came to the house. When they saw the spooned porridge, the mother and father bear shouted:
"Who took a spoonful of our porridge while we were away?"
The little bear looked at his finished porridge and cried:
"Who ate my porridge and finished it?" "
Poor ones, someone ate their food without permission. GOLDIE LOCKS!
" The bears went into the next room. When the mother and father noticed that someone had already sat on their chair, they shouted angrily:
"Who's been sitting in our chairs while we're not home?"
The little bear saw his broken chair and cried:
"Who sat in my chair and broke it while I was gone?" "
Goldie Locks is the selfish one who ruined their home.
"When they got to the bedrooms, the mother and father bear roared:
"Who slept in our bed and crumpled it while we were gone?"
At that moment, the little bear, seeing the girl sleeping in his bed, roared and shouted:
"Mom! Dad! I found the girl, catch her!"
Mom and Dad couldn't catch the bear because Goldie woke up to the sound and ran out the window."
Goldie ruined their house and left.
Well, you get why I hate Goldie Locks.
Parent's Story: Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Powerful Qualities: Determined, Candid, Enthusiastic
Roommate: C.A. Cupid
Secret Heart's Desire: Well since my family comes from an old kingdom, having my whole story told and being recognized for my Royal roots would be just right!
My "Magic" Touch: I can unlock any door. It's no big deal, really. Doors like being walked through. You only insult their destiny by locking them!
Storybook Romance Status: I can't wait to meet the Prince Charming that's just right for me!
"Oh Curses!" Moment: Why do people get so mad when I borrow their things? I just assume if they leave their stuff out in the open, they want to share it with me.
Favorite Subject: Debate. Obviously, people need to know when they're just wrong.
Least Favorite Subject: Arts & Crafts. If you want my opinion, I don't think my paintings should be criticized.
Best Friends Forever After: Apple White and Briar Beauty
Parent's Story: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Powerful Qualities: Clever, Curious, Unpredictable
Roommate: Madeline Hatter
Secret Heart's Desire: To unravel rules, just like I would a ball of yarn.
My "Magic" Touch: Obviously, I can turn invisible and POOF from place to place without being seen.
Storybook Romance Status: Forget boys with puppy dog eyes. Give me a guy who’s the cat’s meow.
"Oh Curses!" Moment: My curiosity gets me in a lot of trouble.
Favorite Subject: Geografairy. After I memorize the lay of the land, I can appear anywhere I want.
Least Favorite Subject: Swim Class in Grimmnastics. Just thinking about getting soaked makes my fur stand on end.
Best Friends Forever After: Lizzie Hearts. She's my sister from another litter.
Parent's Story: Every fairytale where a Prince Charming comes to rescue.
Roommate: Hunter Huntsman
Secret Heart's Desire: I don't want to be just anyone's Prince Charming. She should be my true love. That's my idea of Happily Ever After.
My "Magic" Touch: For some reason, girls swoon when I take off my glasses.
Storybook Romance Status: I'm trying to summon up the courage to ask out Raven Queen.
"Oh Curses!" Moment: I have a hard time seeing without my glasses. I've been told they block my "enchanting eyes," whatever that means.
Favorite Subject: Hero Training. I may not be the king of the class, but I love a good challenge.
Least Favorite Subject: Advanced Wooing. Unlike my brother, I always trip over my words when I try to charm girls.
Best Friends Forever After: My brother Daring Charming and my roommate Hunter Huntsman.