Note: This is just for fun. I do not claim to know the specifics, thoughts, or actions of medals. The words and views spoken or expressed by the “medal” or the interviewer (me) are in no way affiliated with the F4 or Fanpop itself, unless you count the fact that I’m posting this on Fanpop.
Today, I, Kate, will be conducting an interview with a Dedicated (green) medal. That’s right folks, a real, actual medal! After much persuasion, and promises of many future contributions to “feed” the medal (this will be explained in the interview), I managed to persuade one of my Dedicated medals to allow me to interview it! **To retain the medal’s anonymity, I will refrain from mentioning what spot it’s for** All you ever wanted to learn about the private life and thoughts of medals-here’s your chance!
KateKicksAss: Hello, Dedicated Medal, thank you so much for agreeing to this little interview!
Dedicated Medal: No problem! You’re not going to put this on TV, are you? Because I’m really not high enough of a medal to make such an appearance….
KKA: No no no, of course not! I just want to ask you a few questions, for the benefit of all Fanpoppers out there. It’s very nice to meet you, by the way. And that’s really a lovely shade of green you’ve got on.
DM: *Blushes, turning red as a Fanatic* Why thank you, I was graphically designed this way!
KKA: Now….first question….how exactly did you come into being?
DM: I slowly came into existence with your first contribution to the ******* Spot. I’ve always been there, slowly forming, just waiting for the day when you would finally contribute enough and you’d EARN me, so that I could decorate your profile with my lovely green hue, and show the world that you’re a true fan of *********.
KKA: Very interesting! And where do you Dedicateds go if someone earns a higher medal for your spot?
DM: We don’t go anywhere-we just change. I’m just feeding on every contribution…kind of like when you water a plant, it gets bigger? Well I get higher and higher with every contribution you make, just waiting until I can turn into a higher medal and make your profile even more impressive! By the way, you’ve got a LOT of work to do if you want me to become a Die-Hard…..I’m getting hungry for contributions since you haven’t been on the ********* Spot in a while! *taps it’s corner on the floor and glares jokingly*
KKA: Sorry! *holds hands up in a gesture of surrender* What exactly do you do all day? Is it interesting?
DM: I bring love to your profile twenty-four seven. It’s my job. Sometimes, I talk to your other medals if they’re nearby. I heard the Fanatics can sometimes act like they’re too high and mighty to talk to mere Dedicateds like me, but I haven’t had the chance to see if that’s true yet or not.
We have stuff to talk about, usually we just compare contributions, and ask about the view from their spot on your grid of clubs. Some of us brag to each other about how many contributions you’ve made to our clubs, but I’m not like that. Quality over quantity, I’ve always said.
Some of your medals get into fights too. Man, you don’t want to be NEAR medals when they’re arguing! They always threaten to get the other removed, but it’s just empty words, since we medals don’t have the power to do that. They always sulk afterwards though…..makes from a pretty lousy atmosphere on your profile, and it sucks if you’re stuck near one.
The only time I’ve ever really felt lonely is when, for some reason, and only the F4 know why, your clubs have been moved around, and I end up without any other medals nearby. Kind of gloomy, yeah, but I’m happy just making your profile look cool.
KKA: Wow, that’s quite the insight! Do you ever wish you were something else?
DM: Well, I really don’t know….I’ve been programmed to stay put, but no, not really. I can’t imagine not lighting up your profile. That’s kind of a scary thought.
KKA: And do you think you’re a major, necessary part of Fanpop?
DM: Of course! Fanpop without medals?! I have nightmares about that sometimes-we make Fanpop go round. We’re always here, adding something, quietly working. Fanpop couldn’t EXIST without us! We’re practically the reason for…what do you call them….those Medal Whore people’s existence!
KKA: Well, if you say so…..
DM: Speaking of which, what’s a Medal Whore, anyways?
KKA: You mean you don’t know? You just mentioned them!
DM: Well…yeah. But I just heard the term from one of your Die-Hards. I got moved around before they could say what it was. I just figured that they had something to do with us medals.
KKA: Ehh, you might like them, actually. They’re people who obsess over collecting medals, and often add tons of content or bug people to fan their stuff just so they’ll get medals.
DM: Uhhhhhhh, that kind of person makes us sick! Literally! I mean, people who add tons of spammy stuff, that means we medals have to consume it…all of it. Low quality contributions are like bad food to you guys. It makes us unhealthy. That would be like you going on a diet of potato chips. People who do that-they may get their medals, but they certainly aren’t high quality, healthy medals. Tell everyone you know to be nice to their future medals-don’t Medal Whore!
KKA: Great. I’ll pass that along. You’d better get back to my profile now before anyone notices you’re gone. Thanks for the interview!
DM: No problem! Nice actually talking to you for once! Maybe I’ll see you next as a…Die-Hard! Ah well, a medal can dream, can’t it?
Today, I, Kate, will be conducting an interview with a Dedicated (green) medal. That’s right folks, a real, actual medal! After much persuasion, and promises of many future contributions to “feed” the medal (this will be explained in the interview), I managed to persuade one of my Dedicated medals to allow me to interview it! **To retain the medal’s anonymity, I will refrain from mentioning what spot it’s for** All you ever wanted to learn about the private life and thoughts of medals-here’s your chance!
KateKicksAss: Hello, Dedicated Medal, thank you so much for agreeing to this little interview!
Dedicated Medal: No problem! You’re not going to put this on TV, are you? Because I’m really not high enough of a medal to make such an appearance….
KKA: No no no, of course not! I just want to ask you a few questions, for the benefit of all Fanpoppers out there. It’s very nice to meet you, by the way. And that’s really a lovely shade of green you’ve got on.
DM: *Blushes, turning red as a Fanatic* Why thank you, I was graphically designed this way!
KKA: Now….first question….how exactly did you come into being?
DM: I slowly came into existence with your first contribution to the ******* Spot. I’ve always been there, slowly forming, just waiting for the day when you would finally contribute enough and you’d EARN me, so that I could decorate your profile with my lovely green hue, and show the world that you’re a true fan of *********.
KKA: Very interesting! And where do you Dedicateds go if someone earns a higher medal for your spot?
DM: We don’t go anywhere-we just change. I’m just feeding on every contribution…kind of like when you water a plant, it gets bigger? Well I get higher and higher with every contribution you make, just waiting until I can turn into a higher medal and make your profile even more impressive! By the way, you’ve got a LOT of work to do if you want me to become a Die-Hard…..I’m getting hungry for contributions since you haven’t been on the ********* Spot in a while! *taps it’s corner on the floor and glares jokingly*
KKA: Sorry! *holds hands up in a gesture of surrender* What exactly do you do all day? Is it interesting?
DM: I bring love to your profile twenty-four seven. It’s my job. Sometimes, I talk to your other medals if they’re nearby. I heard the Fanatics can sometimes act like they’re too high and mighty to talk to mere Dedicateds like me, but I haven’t had the chance to see if that’s true yet or not.
We have stuff to talk about, usually we just compare contributions, and ask about the view from their spot on your grid of clubs. Some of us brag to each other about how many contributions you’ve made to our clubs, but I’m not like that. Quality over quantity, I’ve always said.
Some of your medals get into fights too. Man, you don’t want to be NEAR medals when they’re arguing! They always threaten to get the other removed, but it’s just empty words, since we medals don’t have the power to do that. They always sulk afterwards though…..makes from a pretty lousy atmosphere on your profile, and it sucks if you’re stuck near one.
The only time I’ve ever really felt lonely is when, for some reason, and only the F4 know why, your clubs have been moved around, and I end up without any other medals nearby. Kind of gloomy, yeah, but I’m happy just making your profile look cool.
KKA: Wow, that’s quite the insight! Do you ever wish you were something else?
DM: Well, I really don’t know….I’ve been programmed to stay put, but no, not really. I can’t imagine not lighting up your profile. That’s kind of a scary thought.
KKA: And do you think you’re a major, necessary part of Fanpop?
DM: Of course! Fanpop without medals?! I have nightmares about that sometimes-we make Fanpop go round. We’re always here, adding something, quietly working. Fanpop couldn’t EXIST without us! We’re practically the reason for…what do you call them….those Medal Whore people’s existence!
KKA: Well, if you say so…..
DM: Speaking of which, what’s a Medal Whore, anyways?
KKA: You mean you don’t know? You just mentioned them!
DM: Well…yeah. But I just heard the term from one of your Die-Hards. I got moved around before they could say what it was. I just figured that they had something to do with us medals.
KKA: Ehh, you might like them, actually. They’re people who obsess over collecting medals, and often add tons of content or bug people to fan their stuff just so they’ll get medals.
DM: Uhhhhhhh, that kind of person makes us sick! Literally! I mean, people who add tons of spammy stuff, that means we medals have to consume it…all of it. Low quality contributions are like bad food to you guys. It makes us unhealthy. That would be like you going on a diet of potato chips. People who do that-they may get their medals, but they certainly aren’t high quality, healthy medals. Tell everyone you know to be nice to their future medals-don’t Medal Whore!
KKA: Great. I’ll pass that along. You’d better get back to my profile now before anyone notices you’re gone. Thanks for the interview!
DM: No problem! Nice actually talking to you for once! Maybe I’ll see you next as a…Die-Hard! Ah well, a medal can dream, can’t it?
this week, fanpop reach the limit of unffair:
so, i join to fp, like a year ago, but i only start to contribute in janurary +- . for a long time my only contibutuons were for the Brtieny Spears Spot.
Here's My Contributions:
Links- 18
Videos- 600
Images- 3574
Comments- 49
Forums- 7
Picks- 110
Quizzes- 36
Articles- 5
Until last week i was the #1 fan on the spot, and i still have a "Die-Hard Medal", but now in #2. So i check the profile, of the new #1 fan- shopialover, and she have a "Fanatic Medal", now see what she contribued:
Links- 1
Videos- 467
Images- 805
Comments- 51
Forums- 0
Picks- 2
Quizzes- 0
Articles- 0
I Was Like, are you kidding me?, this is so unffair, i lost a lot of time uploading pictures and add video and thinkin in original picks! Could this be more unffair?
ANYONE WITH ME?
so, i join to fp, like a year ago, but i only start to contribute in janurary +- . for a long time my only contibutuons were for the Brtieny Spears Spot.
Here's My Contributions:
Links- 18
Videos- 600
Images- 3574
Comments- 49
Forums- 7
Picks- 110
Quizzes- 36
Articles- 5
Until last week i was the #1 fan on the spot, and i still have a "Die-Hard Medal", but now in #2. So i check the profile, of the new #1 fan- shopialover, and she have a "Fanatic Medal", now see what she contribued:
Links- 1
Videos- 467
Images- 805
Comments- 51
Forums- 0
Picks- 2
Quizzes- 0
Articles- 0
I Was Like, are you kidding me?, this is so unffair, i lost a lot of time uploading pictures and add video and thinkin in original picks! Could this be more unffair?
ANYONE WITH ME?