Fans of PoM Article: Voltaire's Revenge 6

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Steve and the gang battle Voltaire

Voltaire draws chainsaw even closer to Steve
Voltaire: This is too easy! No one can stop me now!
Cat's voice: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr....!!!!
Sherlock: What the heck was that?
Cat continues while running on stage furiously
Steve: Cat?
Cat continues and breaks through cage
Voltaire: What the?
Cat: ...aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! (Tackles and hits Voltaire while riding on him)
Voltaire: Ow! (Drops chainsaw. Chainsaw turns off) Ouch! Ouch! Hey get off me!
Cat: Don't touch my boyfriend! (Punches him and gets off)
Voltaire falls and his arms get pulled back by Cat
Voltaire: Yeow! Let go of me!
Cat: First give me the key to free Steve!
Voltaire: Never!
Cat: (Pulls on arms) Give it!
Voltaire: Okay okay! (Gives her the key)
Cat: Good. Now say uncle!
Voltaire: Are you for real?
Cat: (Pulls arms again) Say it!
Voltaire: Uncle! Uncle!
Cat releases Voltaire then unlocks Steve from the box
Steve: Oh Cat! You saved me! I didn't know you had it in you!
Cat: You saved me, now I will save you.
Steve and the gang: Awwww.
Voltaire gets up
Voltaire: Ugh! Cat Valentine! You dare to challenge me?!
Cat: As a matter of fact, yes! You messed with the cat, now you get the whiskers! (Uses fingers to represent whiskers)
Voltaire: Okaaaay. But oh well. Challenge accepted!
Steve: Hold it! She's not alone! You want to kill Cat, you're gonna have to go through me first!
Cast walks in to cage
Josh: As a matter of fact Voltaire...
Sherlock: If you want a piece of Cat and Steve...
Mrs. Travis: You're gonna have to go through us too!
Mr. Travis: ALL of us!
Junior: Yeah! (Spits)
Voltaire: Is that so? Well then, I challenge all of you to the Ringmaster Battle!
Cage rises

Steve: Alright guys, you ready? CHARGE!!!!
Cast beat up Voltaire while yelling and throwing orbs and bolts
Voltaire: No! Your team work is weakening me!
Steve: That's it guys! He's getting weak! Let's let him have it!
Mrs. Travis: This is for stealing our baby! (Hits Voltaire with purse)
Junior squirts baby bottle into Voltaire's face
Voltaire: Aah! It's in my eye! It's in my eye!
Junior: Hee hee hee hee!
Mr. Travis: That's my boy!
Josh: This is for destroying my arcade! (Throws lightning bolt)
Voltaire: Yowtch!
Sherlock: This is for stealing my knife! (Throws thunder orb)
Voltaire: Ugh! That hurts!
Cat: This is for making me walk the high wire! (Throws rope)
Voltaire: Hey! I'm all tied up!
Steve: And this is for kidnapping me and my friends! (Throws boom balloon and misses)
Voltaire: Ha! You missed!
Steve: Oh did I?
Boom balloon flies into cannon
Voltaire: No! Not again!
Steve: Alright guys! Let's shoot this cannon together!
Mr. Travis: Yes let's do it!
Mrs. Travis: Because we are a team!
Cat: And a team sticks together!
Junior: No matter what!
Steve: That's right Junior! (Voltaire breaths heavily and unties himself) Quick everybody! He's gaining strength! Let's shoot this thing fast! On three, ready?
Cast: One...Two...Three...Fire! (Cannon fires)
Voltaire: Uh oh! (BOOM!) Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!! (Falls to the floor in pain) Oh! Oh!
Steve and the gang: Hurray! We did it! We're heroes! We won the battle! (Cheer and give hugs and high fives and victory dance)
Steve: Thanks guys! I couldn't have done it without you!
Cast: You're welcome! (Group hug)

Cast walks up to and look down at Voltaire
Steve: And as for you!
Voltaire: (Weakly) No more! You have defeated me!
Sherlock: Now do you realize all the trouble you have caused?
Voltaire: Yes! I do.
Josh: Ahem! I still believe you owe me. (Gives itchy fingers)
Voltaire: Ugh! Fine! Here's your pay check! (Hands him check)
Josh: Wow! It's the exact amount I need! How did you know?
Voltaire: Mind reader!
Mr Travis: Well I guess it's curtains for you Voltaire!
Cat: You almost took away our lives!
Steve: And now we take away yours!
Mrs. Travis: What does your book say now Steve?
Steve: It says (Reads) Once Voltaire has been defeated, we may now remove his mask to reveal his true identity. (Stops reading) Alright Voltaire! Let's see who you really are! (Grabs hold of mask)
Voltaire: No! Not my mask! I'm nothing without it! No! NO! (Steve peels off mask) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Voltaire disappears in purple smoke
Steve: (coughs) Again with that purple smoke!
Cast coughs
Cat: Is it really that necessary?!
Mr. Travis: Tell me about it!
Mrs. Travis: Look! The smoke is clearing! Now we'll be able to see who he really is!
Steve: Yeah! Let's see! (Gasp) Why...Voltaire...he's...he's...(smoke completely clears)...GONE!
Cast gasps
Josh: Where did he go?
Sherlock: This better not be another trick!
Steve: Maybe the book will explain this. (Reads book) Unmasking Voltaire is the only way to vanquish him because his true identity is nobody at all. He is just a spirit. The mask is what gives the spirit of Voltaire his powers and now it is no use of him.
Mr. Travis: Well, that explains a lot.
Steve: It sure does. But I am a little disappointed because I was hoping Voltaire would turn out to be a normal dude saying he wouldn't have gotten away with this if it wasn't for us meddling kids.
Sherlock: Me too, Steve. I was hoping he would be a criminal mastermind.
Mrs. Travis: Or some Jim Carrey wannabe.
Cat: Or a girl.
Cast: A girl?
Cat: Whaty? It could be possible that it was a girl pretending to be a guy.
Steve:...I guess she makes a good point.
Cast agrees
Rumbling noises. Cast almost lose their balance
Josh: My goodness! What was that?
Wow sign falls from ceiling. Cast jumps
Mrs. Travis: What's happening?!
Steve: The book now says, "Now that you have beat Voltaire, get out of the big top before it magically comes crashing down and disappears" Uh oh! That means we gotta get out of here before we disappear with this thing!
Mr. Travis: Look! There's the exit!
Steve: Let's get out of here!
Cast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! (Run and exit scene. Curtain closes.

Cast (behind curtain): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (CRASH!) Whoa! Hey! Ayayayaye! Oof! Aah! Ouch!
Curtain opens revealing cast lying on the floor with circus junk
Steve (gets up): Whew! Is everybody okay?
Mrs. Travis: We're fine.
Sherlock: Well, that circus is gone and same with that ringmaster.
Josh: Guys. That...was...AWESOME!
Steve: Yeah Josh! That was a great adventure we had!
Mr. Travis: Yeah! We should do this more often.
Mrs. Travis: Just as long as Junior doesn't get stolen again.
Junior: Hee hee hee!
Cat: Steve?
Steve: Yes Cat?
Cat: Did you really mean it when you said you loved me?
Steve: I did, right from the bottom of my heart. And did you really mean it when you said I was your boyfriend?
Cat: Yes. I've always loved you too, but I was too shy. But now I'm not shy to say it anymore. I love you too!
Steve: Oh Cat!
Cat: Oh Steve!
Both kiss
Cast: Awwww!
Sherlock: Well guys, let's go home and rest up before Steve's pinball tournament.
Steve: You mean, y'all are coming?
Mr. Travis: We wouldn't miss it for the world, Steve!
Steve: Great! See you there!
Cast says bye to each other and exit stage. Steve stays on stage. Curtain closes behind Steve

Steve unmasks Voltaire revealing nobody at all

Steve and Cat admit they love each other and have their first kiss

Can't Swim

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I've been a part of this club since April of 2010. For an entire year I was on forums, chatting and laughing with the rest of you. I gradually grew out of it, and found myself visiting this site less and less, to the point where it had been months since I had been here.

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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

After training, Emma decided to visit Marlene. With all of this business with the equas and their unexpected new arrival, she hadn't seen her best friend in a few days. A thought crossed her mind about Skipper and Tia, and looked towards Marlene's habitat in concern.

I guess I'll have to tell her lightly. Emma thought, strolling out of the penguin habitat, and making her way over to Marlene's. She smiled as she climbed the wall and made her way over to the cave. Emma had always thought that Marlene had the prettiest habitat in the zoo. She knocked on the side of the cave loudly, and was surprised...

Moments: Chapter 14

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma's eyes began to open slowly, and she was met by a big blur. She coughed up a lot of water, and tried to look around. All she could see around her was blurs of black and white. Her muscles ached, and she was having trouble breathing. She coughed up more water, and tried to figure out what was going on. She heard a muffle of noise above her, and she looked up. She saw a blur of black, white and brown.

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Birthday Gone Wrong. Ch. 15.

posted by CuteCuddly

Rune led Private into the room she shared with Lexii. She went to one of the drawers on the bedside table, and opened it. She pulled out a rectangular object, wrapped in blue and yellow paper. She handed it to Private.
"You can give her this," she said. Private frowned.
"But weren't you gonna give it to her?" he asked.
"Yes, but I don't mind you doing it."
"Yes, but I do!"
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posted by Rico4ever16

“Are we there yet?” moaned Loren. “almost” Responded Kowalski while rolling his eyes. “yeah, stop being so whiny Loren” said Skipper. “well it’s not my fault I didn’t get anything to eat before we went on that stupid top secret mission, I’m starving!” Complained Loren. “well that’s a REAL bummer” said Skipper in a sarcastic tone. “don’t worry Loren, were almost home.” Said private “thanks Private” said Loren thoughtfully. Loren seems to always treat Private as a little brother, as if they were siblings. And not the type that always fight either. A few minutes...

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posted by E-Scope90

There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can you feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what you wanna see
It’s you who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if you wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
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Am I scary for you
Is it scary for you baby
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posted by skipperfan5431

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posted by 67Dodge

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Campfire- Part 1

posted by Tressa-pom

Scene 1- Owl City Night
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Icicle: Actually there are places call Owl City.
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Diseased: chapter 2

posted by kowalskirocks14

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I doubt she's sick, but I winced every time it happened.
Kowalski was in the lab with private, and Rico was in there.
Suddenly there was a large crash.
Only when I jumped did I notice I had spent the past half hour staring at amber. I creeped myself out.
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(Asdf/Pom Oc pic 2) Hello parking meter. :D

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posted by 67Dodge

Damion knew he had to do it. For so long he had neglected to commit the action he had so longed for, it had bounced in his brain, fermenting, marinating beautifully in his mind. Finally, he was with his mate once more, and now it seemed mandatory, so he sat on his newly-purchased desk in an office Hannah had left open for him, topped with a dwindling candle, pulled out a thin ballpoint pen of ebony ink, and reached down below his seat.

With a shrill, squeak of age, the small door in Damion's cabinet opened up, a second compartment being unlocked by the sound of his voice.

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Kat and Richard :3

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Source: me!!!

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My OC: Rose!

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Source: ME!!!!

PC 2: Lost Chapter 1

posted by starslight101

(This is set one year ago from Madi's arrival.
Madi: 15
Cam: 16
Derek: 17
You will find out why Derek's age is listed later in the story. I'll tell you that he's a big part of PC 2. That's all I'm saying. Btw, the events in Past and Present occurred before this story.)

Prologue

Madi peered around the corner. Her silky brown hair was up in a high pony. It bounced every time she took a step. She was in Hollywood, California looking for clues.

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posted by Sylvia_Puffin

It was a warm summer day in August.
In the penguin habitat, Skipper was demonstrating the warm-up exercise to the rest of the team.
In the otter habitat, Marlene was taking a swim after eating her lunch of oysters and salmon.
In the lemur habitat, Julien was making a smoothie...well, Julien was doing his best at making a smoothie.
He wasn't doing bad, considering he'd never actually made something himself in his life. He had thrown in a banana, two mangoes, a papaya, and some fruit that he had no idea what it was, but thought it smelled yummy.
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Moments: Chapter 3

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The teacher told them all to stand at the back of the class. Emma got out of her chair, and stood at the back, looking at her panic stricken friends. Her stomach churned uncomfortably, as the teacher told Ryan to sit at the front. Her looked annoyed, as he sat down in his new seat, casting a dark look at the teacher. The other kids began to sit in their new seats, and Emma felt a glimmer of hope. There was only 3 people left, including herself, and there was two available seats on Ryan's table. She took a deep breath as the teacher said her name.

"Ok, so sit on the table on the back, near the...

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The Thing Chapter 2: First Assimilation

posted by 67Dodge

Night was fast approaching, soon enough, everyone was going to turn in for training the next day. "Night boys!! Tomorrow it's rise and shine, we're gonna go into full day training, no exceptions," said Skipper. "Ah, alrighty then Skippah, see ya tomorrow," said Private drowsily. "In time, I will be able to find that right molecule for the enzyme, you'll see soon enough by what I mean," said Kowalski. "Just focus on sleeping for now soldier, you'll really need it tonight," said Skipper. Private then noticed something odd about the hq, something he had nearly missed. "Skippah, where's Fred? The...

The Old Chateau on Lincoln Road pt. 19 FINALE

posted by kowalskirocks14

the plane whirred outside. it was packed with everyone's luggage.
it was july 1, 1:15 in the evening.
everyone was in the field, by a gravestone marked, "SOPHIA."
they took turns saying their goodbyes, thanking sophie for helping them, and thanking her for not killing them.
rune and shine stayed behind. they were still good friends from whn they had met sophie.

"bye," sophie said, smiling, though she was trying to keep in her sorrow. "bye," rune and shine said in unison.
"let me just say that you two are my only real friends. in life and after it. i realy hope you two die early so we can be together,"...