Fans of PoM Article: Voltaire's Revenge 6

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Steve and the gang battle Voltaire

Voltaire draws chainsaw even closer to Steve
Voltaire: This is too easy! No one can stop me now!
Cat's voice: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr....!!!!
Sherlock: What the heck was that?
Cat continues while running on stage furiously
Steve: Cat?
Cat continues and breaks through cage
Voltaire: What the?
Cat: ...aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! (Tackles and hits Voltaire while riding on him)
Voltaire: Ow! (Drops chainsaw. Chainsaw turns off) Ouch! Ouch! Hey get off me!
Cat: Don't touch my boyfriend! (Punches him and gets off)
Voltaire falls and his arms get pulled back by Cat
Voltaire: Yeow! Let go of me!
Cat: First give me the key to free Steve!
Voltaire: Never!
Cat: (Pulls on arms) Give it!
Voltaire: Okay okay! (Gives her the key)
Cat: Good. Now say uncle!
Voltaire: Are you for real?
Cat: (Pulls arms again) Say it!
Voltaire: Uncle! Uncle!
Cat releases Voltaire then unlocks Steve from the box
Steve: Oh Cat! You saved me! I didn't know you had it in you!
Cat: You saved me, now I will save you.
Steve and the gang: Awwww.
Voltaire gets up
Voltaire: Ugh! Cat Valentine! You dare to challenge me?!
Cat: As a matter of fact, yes! You messed with the cat, now you get the whiskers! (Uses fingers to represent whiskers)
Voltaire: Okaaaay. But oh well. Challenge accepted!
Steve: Hold it! She's not alone! You want to kill Cat, you're gonna have to go through me first!
Cast walks in to cage
Josh: As a matter of fact Voltaire...
Sherlock: If you want a piece of Cat and Steve...
Mrs. Travis: You're gonna have to go through us too!
Mr. Travis: ALL of us!
Junior: Yeah! (Spits)
Voltaire: Is that so? Well then, I challenge all of you to the Ringmaster Battle!
Cage rises

Steve: Alright guys, you ready? CHARGE!!!!
Cast beat up Voltaire while yelling and throwing orbs and bolts
Voltaire: No! Your team work is weakening me!
Steve: That's it guys! He's getting weak! Let's let him have it!
Mrs. Travis: This is for stealing our baby! (Hits Voltaire with purse)
Junior squirts baby bottle into Voltaire's face
Voltaire: Aah! It's in my eye! It's in my eye!
Junior: Hee hee hee hee!
Mr. Travis: That's my boy!
Josh: This is for destroying my arcade! (Throws lightning bolt)
Voltaire: Yowtch!
Sherlock: This is for stealing my knife! (Throws thunder orb)
Voltaire: Ugh! That hurts!
Cat: This is for making me walk the high wire! (Throws rope)
Voltaire: Hey! I'm all tied up!
Steve: And this is for kidnapping me and my friends! (Throws boom balloon and misses)
Voltaire: Ha! You missed!
Steve: Oh did I?
Boom balloon flies into cannon
Voltaire: No! Not again!
Steve: Alright guys! Let's shoot this cannon together!
Mr. Travis: Yes let's do it!
Mrs. Travis: Because we are a team!
Cat: And a team sticks together!
Junior: No matter what!
Steve: That's right Junior! (Voltaire breaths heavily and unties himself) Quick everybody! He's gaining strength! Let's shoot this thing fast! On three, ready?
Cast: One...Two...Three...Fire! (Cannon fires)
Voltaire: Uh oh! (BOOM!) Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!! (Falls to the floor in pain) Oh! Oh!
Steve and the gang: Hurray! We did it! We're heroes! We won the battle! (Cheer and give hugs and high fives and victory dance)
Steve: Thanks guys! I couldn't have done it without you!
Cast: You're welcome! (Group hug)

Cast walks up to and look down at Voltaire
Steve: And as for you!
Voltaire: (Weakly) No more! You have defeated me!
Sherlock: Now do you realize all the trouble you have caused?
Voltaire: Yes! I do.
Josh: Ahem! I still believe you owe me. (Gives itchy fingers)
Voltaire: Ugh! Fine! Here's your pay check! (Hands him check)
Josh: Wow! It's the exact amount I need! How did you know?
Voltaire: Mind reader!
Mr Travis: Well I guess it's curtains for you Voltaire!
Cat: You almost took away our lives!
Steve: And now we take away yours!
Mrs. Travis: What does your book say now Steve?
Steve: It says (Reads) Once Voltaire has been defeated, we may now remove his mask to reveal his true identity. (Stops reading) Alright Voltaire! Let's see who you really are! (Grabs hold of mask)
Voltaire: No! Not my mask! I'm nothing without it! No! NO! (Steve peels off mask) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Voltaire disappears in purple smoke
Steve: (coughs) Again with that purple smoke!
Cast coughs
Cat: Is it really that necessary?!
Mr. Travis: Tell me about it!
Mrs. Travis: Look! The smoke is clearing! Now we'll be able to see who he really is!
Steve: Yeah! Let's see! (Gasp) Why...Voltaire...he's...he's...(smoke completely clears)...GONE!
Cast gasps
Josh: Where did he go?
Sherlock: This better not be another trick!
Steve: Maybe the book will explain this. (Reads book) Unmasking Voltaire is the only way to vanquish him because his true identity is nobody at all. He is just a spirit. The mask is what gives the spirit of Voltaire his powers and now it is no use of him.
Mr. Travis: Well, that explains a lot.
Steve: It sure does. But I am a little disappointed because I was hoping Voltaire would turn out to be a normal dude saying he wouldn't have gotten away with this if it wasn't for us meddling kids.
Sherlock: Me too, Steve. I was hoping he would be a criminal mastermind.
Mrs. Travis: Or some Jim Carrey wannabe.
Cat: Or a girl.
Cast: A girl?
Cat: Whaty? It could be possible that it was a girl pretending to be a guy.
Steve:...I guess she makes a good point.
Cast agrees
Rumbling noises. Cast almost lose their balance
Josh: My goodness! What was that?
Wow sign falls from ceiling. Cast jumps
Mrs. Travis: What's happening?!
Steve: The book now says, "Now that you have beat Voltaire, get out of the big top before it magically comes crashing down and disappears" Uh oh! That means we gotta get out of here before we disappear with this thing!
Mr. Travis: Look! There's the exit!
Steve: Let's get out of here!
Cast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! (Run and exit scene. Curtain closes.

Cast (behind curtain): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (CRASH!) Whoa! Hey! Ayayayaye! Oof! Aah! Ouch!
Curtain opens revealing cast lying on the floor with circus junk
Steve (gets up): Whew! Is everybody okay?
Mrs. Travis: We're fine.
Sherlock: Well, that circus is gone and same with that ringmaster.
Josh: Guys. That...was...AWESOME!
Steve: Yeah Josh! That was a great adventure we had!
Mr. Travis: Yeah! We should do this more often.
Mrs. Travis: Just as long as Junior doesn't get stolen again.
Junior: Hee hee hee!
Cat: Steve?
Steve: Yes Cat?
Cat: Did you really mean it when you said you loved me?
Steve: I did, right from the bottom of my heart. And did you really mean it when you said I was your boyfriend?
Cat: Yes. I've always loved you too, but I was too shy. But now I'm not shy to say it anymore. I love you too!
Steve: Oh Cat!
Cat: Oh Steve!
Both kiss
Cast: Awwww!
Sherlock: Well guys, let's go home and rest up before Steve's pinball tournament.
Steve: You mean, y'all are coming?
Mr. Travis: We wouldn't miss it for the world, Steve!
Steve: Great! See you there!
Cast says bye to each other and exit stage. Steve stays on stage. Curtain closes behind Steve

Steve unmasks Voltaire revealing nobody at all

Steve and Cat admit they love each other and have their first kiss

Love Crime: Chapter 4

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

In Outer Space

Tiatra sat upon her throne and tapped her flipper impatiently. She stared around the empty bridge and sighed.

"It's so dull up here." She muttered to herself. "I need some entertainment." She pressed a button on her throne and a little screen popped up in front of her. "Show me the Equa leaders." She ordered. The screen changed to the HQ, and she stared at the screen curiously. She move the little camera and caught sight of the Equas, who were struggling to open their sleeping bags. "Hehe primitive animals." She remarked. "Now show me their friends." She instructed. The screen...

Shadows: Chapter 3

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The penguins went on with the everyday activities, but never lost sight of the foreboding reptile house. Even when they were inside, someone was always on the periscope, checking for any escapees. The day was pretty ordinary, and it rolled on slowly. For most of the day Skipper was working on a building a new model boat, Rico and Private were teaching Tom how to play cards, and Emma, Kowalski and Ashley were doing puzzles, and listening to music.

"Do you think the snakes will get out?" Ashley asked Emma, looking up from his puzzle book in worry.

"Hopefully not Ash." Emma replied, hiding the...

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More Fun if You Run chapter 3 :)

posted by _Lexii23_

In the morning, Dylan and Lexii hopped into the penguin habitat. They were all awake. Skipper and Private were playing cards, Kowalski was in his lab, Emma was drawing and listening to music in her bunk, Jhordan was standing infront of the mirror trying to get his bangs just right, and Rico was dancing with Mrs Perky.
"Mornin' everyone! " Lexii said in her usual slightly country voice.
"Morning! " everyone in the HQ said in unison.
"So how's Mrs Perky?" Dylan said eyeing the dancing doll. Rico wiggled his eyebrows at him and Dylan chuckled.
Suddenly, Julien bursted into the HQ with Marlene...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 2

posted by Penguinator

“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private said as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and split up, looking for their next victims.

Private stayed in the Penguin HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private said in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like you have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates eye color had shifted from light blue to blood red. “You’re...

Vampire Epidemic Chapter 1

posted by Penguinator

This is my holloween fanfic for this year. It is a crossover: PoM, Happy Feet, and a few other of my fandoms.

Vampire Epidemic
Chapter 1

It was a crystal clear and cold late October night and Pat was up late, doing some stargazing. ‘Man, it is cold! I’m glad that I grabbed my sweater.’ Pat thought. Someone was spying on him. “Pat, you’re going to become a vampire if my name isn’t Clemson! You foiled my last plan to take out Julien and become king of the Central Park Zoo! So, I will turn you into a vampire so you can start my vampire army!” Clemson said with an evil grin on his...

Moments: Chapter 2

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Her Maths lesson went quickly, as always. She guessed it was because she had the best teacher in the whole school as her Maths teacher. For some reason, they didn't actually do too much work in Maths, but the whole class learnt so much. Emma sat at the back with her mate Salma. Salma was really smart, and was always doing extra work, which Emma understood, but was too lazy to do herself. She glanced around the room. In Maths, Private, Rico, Skipper and Kowalski were all in this class, and on her table, which was awesome. Emma tapped her pencil on the desk, and looked at the board. Their teacher,...

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Imagination's Limits.

posted by CuteCuddly

Risky mission; Life or Death; Many go in, few return. CC and Private, the last two of a team of many. From burning deserts, to thick jungles, they travelled to find their way home. Hunger and thirst eat at them, telling them they cannot make it, but they will!

Now, they travel form tree to tree, swinging on vines, through the greeness. CC would normally enjoy an adventure like this, but her energy was more than gone, and her spirit of adventure had dwindled long ago.
"No more!" CC cired, leaning against the trunk of a tall tree, and sitting on the branch. "I can't..."
"You have to!" Private gasped,...

No More Heroes: Chapter 8

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The day went quickly, and before Emma knew it they were all heading to bed again. She sat in her bunk, excited about the next day. She could't wait ti see Chris and Sam again, it had been too long since she had last seen them. She lied down, and stuck he headphones in her earholes. She had a new habit of listening to music when she went bed. She put a song on and relaxed in her bunk. She thought about Kowalski and smiled, falling into a content, calm sleep.

The next day, Emma woke up very early, which earned an astonished look from Skipper.

"Morning everyone." She greeted, looking bright. Everyone...

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No More Heroes: Chapter 4

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

They hauled the Boomy Box out of the habitat, and Emma looked around suspiciously.

"Urm, where's Tom?" She wondered, feeling a little worried. She peeped over into the habitat, to see that the baboons were questioning him.

"Where did you take the box?" Darla asked, in her Texas accent.

"We don't like being robbed." One of the others said. Ashley looked at Emma in shock.

"But they just stole from the Lemur lad, they should have known something like this would happen." He whispered to her. Emma nodded in response and kept watching.

"Now tell us, where is the box?" Darla ordered, a demanding look...

When I'm With You: Chapter 9

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma and Kowalski walked up to the half completed Shrink Ray, and they discussed what they had to do next. They needed to put the actual device which made things shrink into the outer casing, and attach it carefully. Then they needed to install a switch. Emma put her music on, and picked up the shrinking device, and took it over to Kowalski.

"Ok, so we just need to put this into the outer casing." He said, as he unscrewed the bottom of the casing and held part of the shrinking device, helping Emma put it in very carefully. The two of them got some wires and started attaching them to the shrinking...

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Operation: Search and Rescue! chapter two.

posted by CuteCuddly

Lexii gasped again, and jumped from the boxes. Dylan had heard the whole thing.
"We gotta warn the others!" he exclaimed, and tried scrambling up the tunnel again.
"You're not gonna make it," Lexii said. "It's too steep. We'll have to wait until Blowhole and the lobeters are gone, and get out through that way."
"Will we be too late?"
"No," Lexii assured him. "There's a door at the far end, but the place isn't that big. While we're there, we need to try and find out where they're going."
"I'll do that, while you get the others out of the house," Dylan told her. Lexii nodded, and they climbed through...

Never Knew I Was Losing You: Chapter 7

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

"Really?" Private asked, looking astonished. Emma nodded, a feeling of devastation sweeping over her.

"How is that possible?" Kowalski wondered, looking at Emma with concern.

"It- it must have been when I brought you two back to life, this massive ball of light came out of me, and part of it went into you two." Emma guessed, then a thought struck her. "You two don't have them do you?"

"Nope." Private answered, and Kowalski shook his head. Emma felt confused and lost. She quickly wiped a tear from her eye.

"Guys, could I be alone for a bit please." She asked quietly. They nodded in understanding...

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Those Guys Look Familiar....... A POM fanfiction.

posted by TheRatKing1

I was sitting in the audience of a large crowd in Central park. The stage was usually reserved for concerts and the like, but today it would play host to several voice actors doing a Q &A event. The Actors in question : Danny Jacbos, Neil Patrick Hariss,, Karl Deidrich Dader,and Nicole Sullivan would be answering questions asked by fans of the Show.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because,...

Actions of the Multi Master chapter 6

posted by mostar1219

We were all fighting, it was a huge mess. For one, Mastique and Julien were cornered by the Vesuvius Twins and the giant robot. Julien ended up busting a move Michael Jackson and tricked the Vesuvius Twins and the robot into joining him in the Thriller, then, when it seemed that Mastique had the chance, she stuck the Vesuvius Twins together using what appeared to be sour mango punch gum, with real punch. Private flew over to help tie the twins up.
"Stop being naughty!" he shouted.
Frances were fighting the human jiggli, Jessica, and David. Frances brought up her biomechanical robot duplicates...

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The New Arrival: Chapter 14

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

"What?" Emma asked curiously. Private took a deep breath, and looked up at Emma.

"I think I... love you." He eventually managed, looking away, going red. Emma felt shocked. Even though Marlene told her this, having Private actually say it to her, surprised her a lot. Her stomach filed with butterflies, and she looked up at Private. "Do.. do you feel the same?" He asked, looking hopeful, and worried all at the same time.

"Well, yes, kinda, but I've got a lot on my mind recently, and I need time to think." Emma replied, blushing too.

"Oh, urm, well ok." Private mumbled quietly, looking distant....

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The New Arrival: Chapter 12

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

"Come in." Marlene called, as Emma knocked on the side of the cave. She walked in and saw that Marlene was trying to play the Spanish guitar.

"Hey Marlene." Emma greeted, cheerfully.

"Hey Emma, how are you?" Marlene asked, putting the guitar down.

"I'm pretty good, you?" She asked, walking up to Marlene.

"I'm alright, I've just got a bit on my mind. Please, sit down." Marlene replied, gesturing to the slab of rock she was sitting on. Emma sat down, and looked at her friend.

"What's up?" She asked, curiously. Marlene looked around cautiously, and lowered her voice.

"Promise you won't tell anyone."...

Total Drama Adventure: Liberian City Stories

posted by E-Scope90

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Adventure! We saw last time that Skipper made a move on Crystal-for a brief moment. Will they become friends? Find out right here-right now!! On Total...Drama....Adventure!!!!

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*opening sequence*
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(Team Zoey in mansion)
Gwen: We're on a serious winning streak!
Kowalski: Pretty much, but we WON'T be if there's two COUPLES ON THIS TEAM!!!! AND MAYBE EVEN THREE!!
Gwen: I do NOT like Cody.
Kowalski: Still counts.
Gwen: Oh and you forgot Dawn!! She's always meditating! She's no good either!!
And let's not forget...

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Broken Daydreams - Chapter 15

posted by 1Amberpet

I might post alot of Chapters on Wensday but I might only do maybe 2 if I'm lucky. Remember, no chapters will be posted tommorrow.
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“Lady Raven!” A Shadow Lemur said pulling Danny by the arm to the taller lemur with a penguin flipper.

“Yes Sargent Karma?” Raven said turning her office chair around to see the Black lemur with the dark blue face paint.

“I have brought you a traitor who was helping out the enemy.” Karma said throwing Danny up to the person in control of all this confusion. Raven stepped down from her...

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Busted? a POM Fanfiction

posted by TheRatKing1

Discalimer. I don't mean to badmouth Dreamowrks or any of its employees. this is just for the purposes of my story.

The Morning after our adventures through time, the Zoo was Opened after the flooding.
"Well, at least you guys can get to do the Cute and Cuddly routine." I said to Tom McGrath. I swear. even though i knew he was human, the way he looked at me, disguised as Skipper, i felt like he was really here.
"I just Hope they get back from their mission so we can go home! Not that I'm not enjoying this, but I have two children at home and to think that a CLONE is is my place...." said James...

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Just In Time (To Get The Shock Of Your Life). A POM fanfiction part 7

posted by TheRatKing1

July 19th 2010
We arrived just in time to see the Rat King Get knocked off of Alice's cart's roof and see the Key land into Julien's posession for a grand total of 26 seconds!

While the birds and Lemurs were being warned about the "Curse of The Treasure" (OOOOOOHHHHH *plays creep sfx*) we were forming a game plan.
Tom and the team were to fight the Rat King one on one. I was to act as lookout and Kristen was to distract the past Skipper and his team with her... "Femenine Charms"
The plan was absolutely foolproof in my mind, partly because Skipper hadn't planned it.....
Anyways, we waited until nighttime...