* as ash continued his jorney catching irkens he found a very tall and very fat one named sizzlorr*
ash: wow this pokemon is going 2 look good in a pokemon battle
pokedex: sizzlorr the foodcourtia frylord pokemon
* ash threw his pokeball at sizzlorr and he caught him*
ash: yay i got u now sizzlorr
sizzlorr: curse u ash i will get my revenge when i come out of this pokeball
ash: i will only use sizzlorr 4 pokemon battles
* ash kepr on walking and he found another irken and they r smeets this time they where as cute as pikachu*
GIR quotes-HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!
my taquitoes..taquetoes...MY TAQUIIIIITOEEEEES!!
by piggy i gotta go..BY PIGGY!!I GOTTA GO!!
I was the turkey!!ME!! I was the turkey!!
you gunna make biscets,you gunna make biskets, you gunnnaa mmaakke biskets?
(doom song)doom doom doom doom(6 months l8r)doom doom doom DOOM!!
im just gunna roll around on the floor ok?
zim-why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!!
GIR-i made it myself!!
INTRUDER!!"starts eating cookie"
Zim was just about to leave the base to go and steal parts from Dib, a kid with a big head, for Zim's ultimate plan to destroy Earth.....
Zim:GIR! Im going to Dib's to steal stuff. Don't do anything stupid while im gone!
(Zim opens the door and leaves)
GIR:Im gonna watch some TV
(TV goes on)
GIR:GASP! The Scary Monkey Show is on, YAY!!!
(Loud noise is heard)
GIR:Hmmm....I wonder what that could be...
(GIR looks out the window)
The internet looked so complex! there were numbers everywhere!Surrounding them were loads of pop ups and websites. Gir and Piggy were falling at light speed.
They landed in a place where mariachi music blared out loudly, and the aroma of tacos filled the air. A sign read, " Welcome to iMexico-Bienvenidos a iMexico!
" We must be in Canada!!" said gir, very intelligently(sarcasm)
"no, gir, it's imexico. let's go ask that man if he's seen our action figure.
There stood the taco man, advertising the Krazy Taco nearby.
A mysterious guy was walking by Piggy's lawn. He looked around, just to make sure nobody was there, then dropped the strange object on the ground. He cackled an evil laugh as he ran away.
It was spring, and everything was about to bloom, Suddenly, Piggy stopped. He saw...a strange device. It was an iPortal. Piggy had heard of those, but where? Hmmm.....
Just then, GIR came along.
"Hi Piggy!! Oooohh...What's that?"
"it's an iPortal," said Piggy, holding his Tarantulaman action figure. He loved the new Tarantulaman comic book.
"The door is open" came a stuffy voice from inside
G.I.R. opened the door and went into the kitchen
"hi" said G.I.R.
"YOU" said the man"you're the one who forget to turn the waffle maker off and now I can't stop eating them"
"oopsy daisy, I do that sometimes to my master" said G.I.R.
"YOU ARE FIRED!!!"
"What does that mean"
"It means you can't come here anymore so grab your check and leave FOREVER!!"
G.I.R. grabbed 2 envolopes without noticing. Then he opened one up that said CHECK on it. He took out a long...
G.I.R. was back at the very same house he rang the doorbell and saw the man open the door. G.I.R. ran right in and pointed at the T.V. he said,
"I have that,....*gasp* IT'S THE SCARY MONKEY SHOW!!! That's my favorite show."
"Really, well anyway I need you to file these papers for me"
"WAIT TILL IT'S OVER"
"Is this how you act at home"
"yes I do"
"I bet you don't even know how to file papers"
"It meens to put it in a certain place"
We begin our story at Zim's house in the morning on Sunday. Gir went outside to go find a pig to play with. He didn't find a pig but he found the newspaper sitting on the front step. He grabbed it and went inside with it.
"What's this"asked G.I.R. Zim grabbed the paper and he said,
"It's a newspaper for Earth people to read."
"I had no idea" said G.I.R. he jumped on the couch and flipped through the pages and found something that said JOBS. He asked Zim what it was and he said, "It's how Earth people make money".