Here are my top Brittany quotes from Season 1:

10. "I don't know how to turn on a computer". (Bad Reputation)

9. Santana: "Sex is not dating".
Brittany: "If it were, Santana, I'd be dating". (Sectionals)

8. Santana: "This food was not satisfactory".
Brittany: "There was a mouse in mine". (Hell-O)

7. Quinn: "Will you give me my test back?"
Brittany: "I just don't understand anything". (Throwdown)

6. Brittany: "I don't wanna be in a picture with you. It'll get defaced".
Rachel: "No, it won't".
Brittany: "Yeah, it will. I'll be the one doing it". (Mattress)

5. Brittany: "You're a really good dancer".
Finn: "Thanks, but my feet weren't moving".
Brittany: "That was the best part". (Hell-O)

4. "Mr. Schue, is he your son?" (Power of Madonna)

3. "I had a cold. I took all my antibiotics at the same time and now I can't remember how to leave". (Bad Reputation)

2. Will: "Can anyone tell me what a ballad is?"
Brittany: "It's a male duck". (Ballad)

1. "Do you know dolphins are just gay sharks?" (Hell-O)

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