Naya (to Heather): What do you think?
Heather (manly-like voice and stance): That...looks...so...sexy.
Naya (confused): What?
Heather: How come you're not the covers that keep me warm at night?
Naya: Uh, HeMo, you're freaking me out--
Heather: Come to my room tonight. I really wanted to show you something.
Naya: What is it?
Heather: You'll find out.
(Naya bumped into a clothes rack with some more spring outfits. She bent down to pick them up, and Heather, standing behind her, looked at her butt, grinning.)
Heather's Thoughts: I'll be hitting that.
(There was a sudden hallucination. Heather was laying on the bed in the Britney Spears outfit she wore for "Me Against the Music". Naya had just come out of the bathroom with nothing but red short shorts and a white tank-top undershirt. Her hair was out behind her and her legs were moisturized with lotion.)
Naya: You ready for this?
Heather: Just say the word, lady lips.
(The next thing noticed was the two of them kissing on the bed, and then climbing under the covers together.)
Heather's Thoughts: Nice...
(There was a sudden snapping sound.)
Naya (snapping her fingers): Heather!
Heather (awaking from her daydream): Huh?
Naya: Why are you staring at me like that?
Heather: Oh, um...you have a zit--
Naya: Nice try. I'm the poster girl for Proactiv. You can't fool me.
Heather: Huh...it worked for Harry.
(The girls both heard shouting and screaming. Cory, Chord, Chris, and Damian had just ran in from the commotion from outside.)
Cory: Upstairs here, in the pajamas section!
Naya: How come there's never any peace around here? The most unusual things happen here.
Heather: I thought that was in Italy.
(Once Naya and Heather saw Lea, Ryan, and the crowd of fans come in, they stared following the boys around the mall, finding a way to escape. Before they knew it, more Gleeks started following them. The cast caught up with Dianna, Amber, Samuel, Kevin, and Vanessa. The only cast members they didn't follow were Harry Shum Jr. and Jenna Ushkowitz. They stood in the middle of the park, looking around at the crowds.)
Harry: They...really love them, do they?
Jenna: How come no one's following us?
Harry: They might?
Jenna: No, they won't.
Harry: You think?
(Harry walks up to two teenage girls who are looking at Teen Vogue magazine. He pulls up his shirt and shows his lustrous abs.)
Harry (sexy voice): Hey--
Girl #1: Who the hell are you?
Girl #2: He's gonna rape us, I bet.
Girl #1: Also, he must've eaten something from Taco Bell recently, 'cause those things aren't getting any tougher.
(Jenna walks over to say something, but the girls end up seeing the Glee cast running away from the crowd of people.)
Girl #2: Oh, my gosh! It's Darren Criss, my true love!
Girl #1: There's Damian, Cory, Chris--oh, my gosh! I so have to get all of their autographs!
Girl #2: Me too!
(The girls run away with the fan crowd. Harry sits lonely on the bench where the girls were sitting. Jenna looks at him with her hands on her hips.)
Jenna: I told you--
Harry: Don't say it.
(The Glee cast is up ahead of the crowd. Cory is a few steps ahead of Ryan and Lea. He points to another direction.)
Cory: Damo, double C, Bieber, this way!
Chord (to Cory, disappointed): Why do you gotta break balls?
(The four boys started to split up, but then three of Ryan's back-up guys caught up with them and held them still. The rest of the cast ran a different direction, but also got caught as well. Ryan ran up to Cory, mad and worn out.)
Ryan: To my office...now!
Cory (to himself): Damn it...
Chris (annoyed): Oh, here come the Ryan rants.
Here's the second part of the hiatus special. I hope you liked it. :)
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