Just before I start, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True
Do you think guinea pigs can laugh? No? Surely their lips twitch. When a guinea pig is really happy, it jumps all around, and this is called popcorning. See if your guinea pig laughs so much at these jokes that he starts popcorning around for you.
Q: What did the grape say when the guinea pig stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just gave out a little wine!
Did it wink then?
Q: When do guinea pigs run away from rain?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
Show any signs of being scared at this joke?
Q: When does a guinea pig go 'moo'?
A: When it is learning a new language!
What about a twitch of these whiskers here?
Q: Why did the guinea pig cross the road?
A: To show that it was not chicken!
I bet you got a bit of a head nod at that one. No guinea pig wants anyone to think it's chicken
Q: What do you call a guinea pig that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!
I bet it thought that was funny.
Do you think guinea pigs can laugh? No? Surely their lips twitch. When a guinea pig is really happy, it jumps all around, and this is called popcorning. See if your guinea pig laughs so much at these jokes that he starts popcorning around for you.
Q: What did the grape say when the guinea pig stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just gave out a little wine!
Did it wink then?
Q: When do guinea pigs run away from rain?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
Show any signs of being scared at this joke?
Q: When does a guinea pig go 'moo'?
A: When it is learning a new language!
What about a twitch of these whiskers here?
Q: Why did the guinea pig cross the road?
A: To show that it was not chicken!
I bet you got a bit of a head nod at that one. No guinea pig wants anyone to think it's chicken
Q: What do you call a guinea pig that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!
I bet it thought that was funny.
Many a time a cute guinea has grossed out its owner by picking up its own poop and ate it right there. Don't worry this is a normal healthy habit amongst guinea pigs and should not be discouraged. This habit is called cophrology. Guinea pigs release two different types of dung. One type is the one we all know which is just solid waste. The other type which guinea pigs excrete is called caecotrophs. These caecotrophs contain water, vitamins and protein. Guinea pigs excrete caecotrophs because they cannot chew thier food fully and thereby required to digest thier food a second time. Isn't that food for thought.
