I hate your Stephen Lynch shirts
and your Jurassic Park merchandise
I hate that I can’t talk to you
Without sounding like an imbecile (i know that doesn't rhyme)
I hate that you’re on my mind
Every second of everyday
I hate that I have to remind myself
I’d better stay away
I hate that when I go on Twitter
your tweets are the first ones that I see
I hate that when I talk to you
you never ever talk back to me
I hate that we have so much in common
but you will never want to know
I hate that I don’t exist to you
and that I have to go through this alone
I hate that I have to restrain myself
From reaching out to you
I hate how you don’t appreciate
the lengths I’d go for you
I hate your voice
I hate your green eyes
I hate that you’re everything i want
Even though you’re not my type
I hate your facial hair
I hate your crooked teeth
I hate that when I first saw you
I fell for you instantly
I hate that when I think of you
it almost always makes me cry
‘Cause I know I’ll never be the one
to walk by your side
I hate that you never say thank you
I hate that you don’t want to know me
I hate that you reply to other people
But you completely ignore me
I hate that you have a girlfriend
I hate not having you in my life
I hate how much you’re hurting me
and you don’t even realize
I hate your moles
and your large hands and feet
I hate that you hold my heart
and that you’re everything I need
I hate your podcast
I hate your HHVB conference
I hate watching you on youtube
I hate not being your past, future nor present
I hate your Jeff Goldblum addiction
I hate your music taste
I hate to see all my efforts
Completely go to waste
I hate the way you make me feel
I hate the day I first laid eyes on you
But most of all I hate
how much I don’t hate you
and your Jurassic Park merchandise
I hate that I can’t talk to you
Without sounding like an imbecile (i know that doesn't rhyme)
I hate that you’re on my mind
Every second of everyday
I hate that I have to remind myself
I’d better stay away
I hate that when I go on Twitter
your tweets are the first ones that I see
I hate that when I talk to you
you never ever talk back to me
I hate that we have so much in common
but you will never want to know
I hate that I don’t exist to you
and that I have to go through this alone
I hate that I have to restrain myself
From reaching out to you
I hate how you don’t appreciate
the lengths I’d go for you
I hate your voice
I hate your green eyes
I hate that you’re everything i want
Even though you’re not my type
I hate your facial hair
I hate your crooked teeth
I hate that when I first saw you
I fell for you instantly
I hate that when I think of you
it almost always makes me cry
‘Cause I know I’ll never be the one
to walk by your side
I hate that you never say thank you
I hate that you don’t want to know me
I hate that you reply to other people
But you completely ignore me
I hate that you have a girlfriend
I hate not having you in my life
I hate how much you’re hurting me
and you don’t even realize
I hate your moles
and your large hands and feet
I hate that you hold my heart
and that you’re everything I need
I hate your podcast
I hate your HHVB conference
I hate watching you on youtube
I hate not being your past, future nor present
I hate your Jeff Goldblum addiction
I hate your music taste
I hate to see all my efforts
Completely go to waste
I hate the way you make me feel
I hate the day I first laid eyes on you
But most of all I hate
how much I don’t hate you