Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Dear rabid fans

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posted by Aquilia

Oh do you not see, the language so cruciated,
By your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

Quaila and xcrazygirlx318 like this

WolfPred What's the moral of this article?

Aquilia It's a poem against rabid fans in general.

PotterForever amen to this

Aquilia Thank you PotterForever, this was my first attempt at poetry. -.-' xD

PotterForever Well, it's quite good. Sadly they will never see our desperate attempts to save their sanity.

Aquilia Thank you, *curtsy* Sadly true isn't it? And I've started to like Tennyson's poetry. Rhyming is good enough to sing to. xD By the way: Guys, it's alright to go off-main-topic here since I originally wrote this to vent. xD Just keep it somewhat within poetry. :)

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this question a lot lately. Twilight fans don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this article in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No more than a month. But Bella...