Send McGonagall a tin of cat food for Christmas
Suggest to Peeves that he hold a Poltergeist party in Filch's room
Tell McGonagall that Crookshanks has been watching her closely over the last few days . . .
Tell Dobby that Harry would love it if he sent cat food up to McGonagall's plate at dinner
Tell Dobby that Harry would love it if he sent crap up to all the staffs' plates at dinner and told them it was black pudding
Tell Flitwick you went on Genes Reunited and found a picture of his grandmother. Show him a photo of Yoda
6b) Show him a photo of Grumpy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
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