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posted by Irene3691
‘Okay, I’ll clean up. It wasn’t your fault. You’re right.’ He’s reading in his dorm when she takes the mop and soaks the entrance to his dorm, then she goes to her dorm to wait.
After a while he has to go to the bathroom and when he’s gonna go out of his dorm, he slips because of the puddle and falls to the ground. ‘Fuck!!! Lisaaaaaaa!! What the hell is this???!!!’
Maybe it’s better for them to be this way than having any kind of personal relationship. She hears him and goes out of her room pretending a surprised face. ‘What’s going on?? Oh are you okay?? I was cleaning, as we said, and maybe I forgot to dry that place... I’m soooooo sorry.’ She smiles and winks at him, he’s still on the ground staring at her. ‘I told you once, you almost don’t know me, if you wanna play, I’ll play.’
‘You'll play?? No, I WILL PLAY!! It's you who don't know me.’ He stands up and goes to the bathroom.
Cuddy lies again on her bed. He hasn’t taken her “joke” very well, he’s used to seeing girls melt when he’s with them and Lisa is not like the other girls, although she also melts when he’s with her, but she’s not scared to face him and follow his game.
House goes back to his room and thinks what he can do to annoy her. But in fact, he likes her bravery and smiles to himself.


At night, House goes to the kitchen to develop his evil plan. He takes her water bottle and puts some drops of a strong laxative in it. Suddenly he hears a noise that comes from her dorm, then puts the bottle back into the fridge and hides the laxative very quickly in a drawer so she doesn’t find this out. He takes some juice in order to conceal. Cuddy comes to the kitchen to prepare her dinner and cooks some pasta. She takes her water bottle from the fridge and smirks at him.
‘How’s your back?’
‘Perfect. Enjoy your meal.’ He goes to watch TV.
When she finishes eating, she’s very tired and goes to bed early. She’s nervous to know it they’ve passed their exam, but finally falls asleep. Some time larter, her stomach aches, then goes to the bathroom and goes back to her dorm. House can’t help smiling to himself when he hears her getting up.
In the middle of the night she wakes up suddenly again, and feels very sick. She goes to the batroom once more and goes back into bed. In the morning, she goes to the bathroom again to vomit. When she gets out of the bathroom, knocks his door. ‘I'm sick, I won't be able to go to class... Can you ask for my exam’s marks?’
He wakes up. ‘What? Sick? Okay... I'll ask for it... poor you.’


Some time later he goes to his classes and she stays in bed until she feels a little better and gets up. Cuddy goes to the kitchen to drink something and clean up the hob 'cause he hasn't cleaned before leaving. Then she places the cutlery in a drawer. Before closing it, she sees a little bottle and takes it. Lisa reads the label and opens her mouth.
‘You son of a bitch... This is beyond asshood...’
Cuddy goes to his dorm, opens his wardrobe and takes all his light-colored clothing. Something falls from one of his trousers and Lisa sees a condom on the floor. She rolls her eyes and takes it. She sees a pin and thinks of pricking the condom, but then changes her mind.
‘The world would be better without tiny bastards Little Gregs...’ She puts the condom on his nightstand and his clothes in the washing machine. She goes to her dorm to look for her red panties and puts them in the washer too. She turns on the washing machine and goes to her dorm to rest until he gets home*


Some hours go by and Greg knocks her door. ‘Hey there. Got your exam's results.’
She stands up and opens the door. ‘Have I passed? Have you passed?’
‘Yes and yes!!’ He gives her an exam with 100 points. ‘Whoops sorry, that's mine. Here's yours.’ House smirks and gives Lisa her exam which has 89 points. House goes to the kitchen and she follows her. ‘How did you get more points than me? Did you cheat?’
‘No I didn't. I just studied with you.’ He looks at the washing machine. ‘I didn't know you had all those pink clothes...’
‘Whoops, those aren’t my clothes...’ She smiles exaggeratedly. ‘Congratulations for your marks’ Lisa throws the bottle of laxative to him and goes to her dorm.
He was smiling but his face changes suddenly, then opens the washing machines’s door and all the water comes out from it. He starts taking all his clothes, they’re pink, and he knows why. He finds her panties. ‘This is just unbelievable...’
Lisa hears all the water coming out from the washing machine. ‘I'm not gonna clean that!’
‘Oh yes, you are!!!’
‘No, don’t play dirty.’
‘No, it's you who plays dirty!!!’
‘Me?? I think it's the opposite, I see everything very clean.’ She goes to the kitchen and leans on the door. ‘You're gonna be so cute dressed like that.’
He laughs sarcastically.
‘Can I get my panties back?’
‘Hmm... not really...’
‘Actually it wasn’t a question.’
‘Actually it wasn't an aswer.’ House puts hem into his jeans’ poket.
‘Are they your prize from a war that you haven't won?’
‘From a war that I'll win...’
‘Okay, keep them, as a consolation prize. Now I'll get one of your boxers too...’
‘Leave my boxers alone!! If you want them come and get them.’
‘Are you serious?’ Before she leaves the room, when he says that, she approaches to him slowly and gets closer and closer until they’re face yo face. ‘You would love that. ‘Then she slaps softly in his cheek. ‘Sorry, that will never happen.’
‘I just have to snap to have you dying for my underwear.’
‘You so sure? I'm not like the other girls you’re used to dealing with, Greg. You'll have to strive for it.’ She lifts one eyebrow, winks at him and goes to her dorm. Greg smiles to himself and cleans all this mess in the kitchen.



To be continued...



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