It was a sunny day when Endou was teaching the Raimon soccer club...

Endou: "Go team! Run faster!"

Kidou: "you start to sound like a real coach Endou..."

Endou:"Then we can eat as much as we can!"

Raimon: "HURAH!"

Kidou: "... I take that back... =.="

Haruna: "same old Endou... Ng?"

Haruna's phone ringing

Haruna: *checks the phone* Oh! Umm... guys... I have to go... pick up this call..."

Kidou and Endou: ???

Haruna runs towards the back of the school

Haruna: "hello? Yes... Yes... Okay... Mh-m... Don't worry... I got it covered... Yes... I'm sure! Don't worry okay? Okay... see ya..."

Endou: "Haruna!?"

Haruna: "KYAAAGH!!! E-endou! What is it?"

Endou: "I was checking on yo because you left the kennel on the stove, and the stove was on, and now the whole school's on fire, and they really need my help but I don't wanna help because I'm too busy searching for you, but now I've found you and probably I should be heading bak and help, but I didn't! Instead I'm telling you everything fastly, unrepeatedly, and long..."

Haruna: :...wh...at?

Endou: The school's on fire~

*turn around to see the school*

School's on fire...

Haruna: OAO *shocked face like this--> link

Haruna: "What... have... I DONE!!!!!"

Endou: "Eh? what's the big deal? It's just on fire~ Means, no more studying!"

Haruna: "You don't understand!!!! how could someone as stupid as you, who never studies and annoys us all, and drools at your own book, also go to the detention 11111 times could understand!? Btw.... why did you want to go to detention as much as 11111 times?

Endou: "... because I like number one~"

Haruna: "O_O *facepalm*

Endou: "Oh look! Thanks for buying us some time Haruna! The school is gone!

Haruna: " *SHOCKED* *squeels* *fainted*

Endou: "... Haruna?"

Later on...

Mr. Raimon: *annoyed face staring at Endou, Haruna, and Kidou*

The three: *looked at Mr. Raimon nervously, except for Endou who stares Blankly*

Mr. Raimon: "... What do you have to say for this mess?"

Endou: " WOOHOOO!!!! SCHOOL'S OUT!"

Mr. Raimon: *death stare at Endou*

Endou: "Ng? What is it Mr. R!?"

Mr. Raimon: "*anger reached the limit, vein almost popped out* You three are FIRED!!!! F-I-R-E-D!!! FIRED!!!

Endou: "F-I-R-E what?"

Mr. Raimon: *kick the three of them out* GET OUT!!!!!!

Kidou: " Great... thanks a lot Endou..."

Endou: "your welcome!"

Kidou: *facepalm*



The next morning...

Kirino: WHAT!? Coach is fired!?

Tenma: Apparently... yes... too bad...

Shindou: But... If he's not around... who will teach us...? *starts to cry again*

Kirino: UWAAA!!!! Shin-Shin-Shindou!!! Look!!! I got a mustache!!!!(joke got from Tumblr)

Shindou: *smiles again*

Tenma: Oh well~ Since coach is kicked out, then we should also get ourself kicked out! Who's with me?

No one raised their hands

Tenma: No one? Oh.. well... Okay... any ideas how to get him back?

Kirino: hmm.... How about if we convince the principle!

Tsurugi: How smart guy?

Kirino: ==''' Well... I dunno...

All: Awwww.......

Kirino: But I might know who knows!

All: *starts to smile*

....

Kirino: Please sir... how can we get our coach back?

Shindou: Umm.... Kirino...?

Kirino: I'm asking you! Please answer me!

Tsurugi: Kirino...

Kirino: What!? I'm asking here!

Tenma: Even if I am the stupidest, but... there's no way a turtle would answer you Kirino...

Kirino: but... the cartoons says turtle is the most intelligent creature!

Shindou: ANIMAL not CREATURE!!!

Kirino: Oh.... I see.... =='''

???: You guys seems troubled~

All: *turn to see who's talking*

Kirino: K-K-K-K-K-KKKKKKKKKK

Shindou: Kazemaru Ichirouta!

Kazemaru: 'sup?

Kirino: OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!! *faints*

Kazemaru:... is he gonna be...

Shindou: Yeah... he's gonna be fine~ ^^'

Tsurugi: Btw... can you help us get our coach back?

Kazemaru: ... Endo? Sure! He did something wrong?

Shindou: He neglect the school which was on fire with a reason of Books are torture...

Kazemaru: O_O o...kay...? Typical Endou... Anyways... I'll help whenever I can~

Endou: YO TEAM!!! HIYA!!! Oh! Kazemaru!

Kazemaru: Hey! Endou~ We were just talking about your stupidness!

Endou: Awww... thanks!

Kazemaru: That's not what I... ukh... never mind...

Endou: By the way... I'm not coming back to school!!!

All: WHAT!? WHY!?

Endou: The principle is boring, and school sucks~

All: ==''' THAT'S your reason!?

Endou: Yup!

Kazemaru: What about money for your living?

Endou: Who cares? I'll tell Natsumi to handle it!

Kazemaru: O_O No wonder Natsumi told me she wanted a divorce... Anyways, I will get you to school even if I have to pull you all the way!

Endou: Ha! You won't! I've gone up10 pounds!

Kazemaru: ... Did you know I go to fitness everyday?

Endou: Ha! That won't be enough!

Kazemaru: ... Alright... you leave me no choice but to use THIS!

Endou: What's that puny human?

Shindou: GUYS!!!! THIS ISN'T A STAR WARS MOVIE!!!!

Endou: What does this have to do with Star Wars?

Shindou:... The... Puny... Human... thing?

All: ....

Kirino: Awkward....

Kazemaru: Anyways... you have to go to school!!!!

Endou: NEVERRRRR!!!!

Endou accidently saw Kazemau's hand... And said...

Endou: OMIGOSH!!! Kazemaru!!! You're not married yet!?

Kazemaru: Eh... Of... course I have~ I just... left my ring... back at home....

Kirino: No you're not married.... the ring is still on the ring box, and you haven't propose anyone yet~

Kazemaru:... O_O Are you a stalker kid?

Kirino: I'm YOUR stalker... :3

Kazemaru: O_O o...kay....?

Endou: So you're NOT married eh? Someone like you shouldn't possibly tell ME what to do~ HAHAHAHAHA!!! Until youget married, I won't listen to a thing you said!

Kazemaru: And why is that?

Endou: Because you don't know the pain of having to be responsible...

Kazemaru: Are YOU responsible?

Endou: No.. but I'm in the middle of it...

Kazemaru:... And you're saying I should be more responsible than you? Dude!!! From the first time we met I am already more responsible than you!!!

endou: That is just an excuse so you can tell a responsible man like me what to do...

Kazemaru: But you just said that you are not responsible!?

Endou: That is also an excuse...

Kazemaru: Ukh! *facepalm*

Endou: look, just get a mate, and we'll continue this discussion of a responsible-grown-up-man-who-already-got-married~ okay?

Kazemaru: Fine... I'll get a mate... happy?

Endou: Good~ Meet me tomorrow at my house and introduce your mate to me~

Kazemaru: WAIT! There's a deadline!?

Endou: Duh! Wouldn't wanna get it too easy would you? AHAHAHAHAHA....

Kazemaru: ... Endou's turning evil again...=='''

Kirino: So... what now?

Shindo: Well... What else? We gotta find a mate for Kazemaru-san!

Raimon:ALRIGHT!!!! BEGIN THE SEARCH FOR A BRIDE!!!

Kazemaru:... Ukh... why am I always stuck in an Endou mess? *facepalm*

END OF CHAPTER ONE

PS: Sorry... too long? I just made it to be as long as a real anime episode... ^^' I hope you guys aren't bored to read this... Oh yeah, the story's not done yet... There's a chapter 1 epilogue down here~^^ Oh, right... this stoy will be filled with my other OCs,and if you want me to put your OCs as well, type in the comments~

Epilogue:

Boss: Done?
Soldier: Yes sir...
Boss: Don't fail me this time... I've called you for an important reason Dark Knight
Dark Knight:...
Boss: Go! Search for her! My experiment!
Girl:... Is this gonna work?
Boss: It has to...
Girl:...