(Zim, Dib, PM, Gaz, and Tak are tied up on stage in front of an audience. I am holding a microphone. Gir is beside me. They all wake up. The audience claps)

Me: Oh good, your awake.

Zim: Where are we?!

Dib: Remember? That creepy girl's game show.

Me: I'm not creepy! Now, the fans sent in some dares. I will read them aloud.

(I clear my throat. I take out take out flash cards)

Me: I dare Zim and Dib to kiss!

Dib: What?!

Zim: Never!

Me: You didn't let me finish. I dare them to kiss, and if they don't, they get sprayed with high pressure water guns.

Zim: Obey the cards Dib-Worm!

Dib: Even if we wanted to kiss, which we don't! How could we? We're tied up!

Me: Oh, I've got that covered.

(Big mechanical arms come out from two walls. They hold Zim and Dib in the air)

Dib: You've got to be kidding me.

Zim: This is ridiculous!

(I get out two water guns)

Dib: Pucker up Zim.

Zim: I do not understand human language Earth boy!

(Zim notices the audience staring at him)

Zim: I mean, I am normal and I do know what pucker up means!

Dib: He's an alien!

Zim: Lies! Big, disgusting, Earth boy lies!

Dib: Let's just get this over with.

(Zim and Dib are drawn closer together. They kiss. The audience aws. They stop kissing. Both Zim and Dib blush)

Dib: That...Wasn't so bad.

Zim: I have to admit, human affection is quite nice.

Dib: Could we get a room?

Me: Well, see you next time on Fun With Torture!

(The audience claps. Cut to the backstage camera. Dib and Zim are making out on the couch)

The End