invader zim

Zim lazily sat in the couch. Gir, eating a waffle, noticed his master was bored. "Master! Why don't you just go to the human store? " the s.i.r unit asked, knowing Zim would think about it. Gir had became smarter now, but still had craziness and stupidness inside his robot brain. "Me? Go to the human store?! Ha! I think not!" Zim objected, his attenae raising. "Maybe I should, after all, I need to learn this filthy planets' weaknesses!" Zim exlaimed, looking pleased with himself. "Gir! Get your ingenious desguise! We are heading to the human 'mall' " Zim shouted, putting his pathetic desguise...

Everything I've EVER TOLD YOU about Hawthorn is a LIE.Here's the true story:


It was an odd day,I was only 1 moon(month)old,but my mother couldn't care for me anymore.She decided to seperate my sisters and I,placing us on different planets.My mother begged the tallest of Irk to look after me,they finally agreed...to send me away on my 11th birthday,my name is Malice,youngest princess of 14,on Amiria,but I no longer go by that name,I now go by Hawthorn.
{10 years later}
It's now my 10th birthday,and I've made a plan.I've selected a few irkens who MIGHT go to invade a planet.Who I'll go with,I'm...

I just stood there. Dib opened one eye, then the other, and looked at me in confusion.I stared at him with both anger and comfort."is exposing somebody really worth your life, Dib?"i asked him with grief in my voice.he looked at me, the Zim, then his bloody hands, then me again. i waited patently for his answer."yes and no." he said dryly. i didn't understand what it meant."yes AND no?" i asked, backing up a bit."My life has been set on exposing Zim, but I'm not sure i want to loose it to succeed." he explained quietly. Zim's eyes widened.

"If it's not worth it, than why did you do it?" i...