. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 5. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. 6. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. 8. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 9. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 10. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding ... we ALWAYS win. 11. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 12. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! 13. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. 14. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. 15. We love surprises! 16. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 17. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 18. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 19. Clean your room before we come over. 20. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. 21. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. 22. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again. 23. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. 24. DON'T LET EX-GIRLFRIENDS CAUSE DRAMA, RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRESSFUL ENOUGH!!!!! 25. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. 26. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too. 27. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to … YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! 28. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. 29. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. 30. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. 31. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. 32. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE) 33. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you. 34. When we’re cold, give us your jacket. 35. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 36. Don't say you understand when you don't. 37. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. 38. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will. 39. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 40. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 41. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 42. We are Drama queens; never forget that. 43. Fashion police do exist. 44. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 45. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 46. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO! 47. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 48. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 49. We are beautiful at all times. 50. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it. 51. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don’t forget that!
Sooo, first, iloveyou<3(:
We have been freinds for a while now..cx' &' its been awesome. :D Yeeeh i love talkinqq' to yuu.c:
especially when yuur hyperr. o.o its funny.(x Im qoinq to steal yuur skittles. >:) SInce, Kathleen won't i will >;D Then, we'll haras austin mahone toqether.xD then you can ask justin's mom if you can marry him.o: Althouqh, shes qnna say no.xD Anyywhore, im really hyper.. ._. and were talkinqq on meebo so this is takinqq really lonqq.D: Okii, well iloveyou &' we r always qnna be friends no matter what<3(:
~Lindzy<3(;
We have been freinds for a while now..cx' &' its been awesome. :D Yeeeh i love talkinqq' to yuu.c:
especially when yuur hyperr. o.o its funny.(x Im qoinq to steal yuur skittles. >:) SInce, Kathleen won't i will >;D Then, we'll haras austin mahone toqether.xD then you can ask justin's mom if you can marry him.o: Althouqh, shes qnna say no.xD Anyywhore, im really hyper.. ._. and were talkinqq on meebo so this is takinqq really lonqq.D: Okii, well iloveyou &' we r always qnna be friends no matter what<3(:
~Lindzy<3(;
KATY--> she's wierd and funny cx she used too steal MY skittles D: not anymore..i think she forgot ._. good.
anyhooe this girl right here is reallllllyyyy fun and easy to talk to tooo , mess wiff hur? your dead meat (; easy as that bitch. (; oh and ILOVEYOU.♥
LINDZY-->this gurrrl is awesomely random wierd and funny , we never talk anymore D: gett yooo' ass on gurl.
anyhooe hurt her? fuckin' hell in your lyyfe.xp
DREE--> seriosly D:< GET UR ASS ON! your NEVER on ._. anywhore..shes's easy to talk too..and she has a boyfriend SO BACK THE FUCK OF DUDEZ D: oh and shes mine (;
NIKKI---> THE FUURSST FRIEND i knew on hea.
shes always there fooee me x3 i love her to bit and pieces i'll never replace huur. we have the same birth date...im her hunnybee..shes a ninja e.o beware..
we never talk anymore...-__- so ya kindly get yooo' ass on D: plzzz?
im too lazy to right the rest D:
i'll do it next thursdaaaaaaaaaaaaay.c:
kbyyyyyye.
anyhooe this girl right here is reallllllyyyy fun and easy to talk to tooo , mess wiff hur? your dead meat (; easy as that bitch. (; oh and ILOVEYOU.♥
LINDZY-->this gurrrl is awesomely random wierd and funny , we never talk anymore D: gett yooo' ass on gurl.
anyhooe hurt her? fuckin' hell in your lyyfe.xp
DREE--> seriosly D:< GET UR ASS ON! your NEVER on ._. anywhore..shes's easy to talk too..and she has a boyfriend SO BACK THE FUCK OF DUDEZ D: oh and shes mine (;
NIKKI---> THE FUURSST FRIEND i knew on hea.
shes always there fooee me x3 i love her to bit and pieces i'll never replace huur. we have the same birth date...im her hunnybee..shes a ninja e.o beware..
we never talk anymore...-__- so ya kindly get yooo' ass on D: plzzz?
im too lazy to right the rest D:
i'll do it next thursdaaaaaaaaaaaaay.c:
kbyyyyyye.