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Article by goatfacewwe posted over a year ago
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Ke$ha's new boss
One day while sitting at home with her mom in Nashville Ke$ha receives a phone call.
(Phone Rings)
Ke$ha: hello?
voice on other end: Hello, this is Vince McMahon
Ke$ha(screams out in excitement) No way!
Vince: Indeed, i've noticed that you've come to embrace some of our former wrestlers style, which is the reason why I'm calling.
K$: really? why's that?
Vince: i was wondering if u were willing to embrace those styles in becoming a diva.
K$: r u for real? Hell yeah I do, I've been dreaming of this forever.
Vince: Wonderful, I'll set up a meeting here in Stamford so we can sign u.
K$: OK, I can';t believe this is happening(hangs up Phone)
Ke$ha's Mom: what was that scream about?
K$: I just got off the phone with the one and only Vince McMahon.
Ke$ha's brother: Shut Up! Get out of here!
K$: It's true He saw my warrior Facepaint. LOD shoulder pads, and My Jeff Hardy Double gun sign and Wants me to be a diva.
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Article by KITTYGIRL54 posted over a year ago
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wake up in the morning feeling like p didddy (hey,what up girl) grab my glasses, I'm out the door- i'm gonna hit this city before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack cause when i leave for the night i ain't coming back i'm talking pedicure on my toes,toes trying on all our cloths,cloths boys blowing up our phones,phones drop-toping, playing our favorite song cds pulling up to parties to get s little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop dj ,blow my speakers up tonight ,Imma fight 'til we see the sunlight tik tok, on the clock but the party don't stop no whoa- oh oh oh whoa- oh oh oh

Don't stop make it pop dj,blow my speakers up tonight ,imma fight 'til we see the sunlight tik tok ,on the clock but the party don't stop no whoa- oh oh oh whoa- oh oh oh

the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talkin' bout - everybody getting crunk, crunk
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Article by NiCocoLovesYou posted over a year ago
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I remember the night we first met
We were so young, I can’t forget
How you kissed my face, whoa
And you took me home, whoa

I remember the life years ago
The air mattress on the floor
That was before, whoa
A Life took control

Oh, how we lost our minds
When we fell in love that night
I never thought that I
Would ever leave your side
Oh, how we lost our minds
When we fell in love that night
Promise me you won’t cry
This is our last goodbye

When I was lost, I found you
When I was broke, you bought me shoes
You were my first, whoa
And dammit this hurts, whoa

Now you’ve got a girl, someone new
And I can’t pretend to just be cool
I can’t be your friend, whoa
So this is the end

Oh, how we lost our minds
When we fell in love that night

I never thought that I
Would ever leave your side
Oh, how we lost our minds
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Opinion by theICON posted over a year ago
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Stephen
Stephen
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, why won't you call me?

I saw you
In your tight-ass rocker pants
You saw me too
I laughed, cause I was completely trashed
And I watched your ugly girlfriend
Sneer across the room
As if I really care
That she's here with you
All I know is

You're my object of affection
My drug of choice, my sick obsession

Stephen
Why won't you call me?
I'm sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?

I've got guys
Waiting in the line
For me to play
My evil girl
The games with all their minds
Just watch me
I've got it down to a simple art
Just bat my eyes like this
And there's a broken heart
But somehow

You've turned the tables
What the hell?
I can charm the pants off anyone else
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Fan fiction by theICON posted over a year ago
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How i meet the kesha you love and know today.
kesha was just a small town girl she didn't want all the jewelry and the fame and all that stuff she was simple. so one day i see this girl i thought she was cute i asked her her name she said kesha. I was like in my mind this girl is hot so i was like are you new around here she said no i lived here for most of my life i was like why have i never seen you around she said i work in my dad's bakery but you could tell she did not like doing it she was like i wanna be a pop singer one day i was like can you even sing she proved me wrong her singing was amazing i said you should sign up for some big singing audition. she was like your right i will. few months past some big time music recruiter saw her at one her her past performances etc. she had money,, fame, power, she was great i was happy for her. so i can to her show after the show i asked would u wanna go out there was a 2 sec. gap i was nervous but she said yes she was wonder why i never asked her before i said i dint know if you would say yes then we went to the city so get a burger(=
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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I know I'm not perfect,
I know I got issues,
I know I've got a sordid past,
And, yeah, some mad tattoos.

I'm not a model,
I'm not a saint,
I'm sorry but I am,
Just not sorry,
'Cause I swear and,
'Cause I drink.

Maybe it's about the time,
To let all of the love,
Back in the light.
Maybe it's about the perfect place,
To let go and forget,
About the hate.

Love into the light.

I know we're all different,
Baby, that's life,
But all of these differences,
They make me feel alive.

And I've got this question, yeah,
Been burning through my head,
Can't we all get over ourselves,
And just stop talkin' shit?

Maybe it's about the time,
To let all of the love,
Back in the light.
Maybe it's about the perfect place,
To let go and forget,
About the hate.

Love into the light.
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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[Verse 1:]
Couldn't help it when we met,
I was playing hard to get.
But one look and that was it.
Now it doesn't matter.
Drinking wine on the cement,
Outside 7-11.
Fell in love on accident,
Now it doesn't matter.

[Hook:]
You got to me,
You saw through me,
You're in for it now.

[Chorus:]
You're all I wanna do.
I only wanna dance with you.
Whatever I got to do.
I want you to myself tonight,
All right.
I only wanna dance with you.

[Verse 2:]
Used to being on the road,
Crazy nights and playing shows.
Used to dancing all alone,
Now it doesn't matter.
Since you got a hold of me,
I'm talking about you in my sleep.
What the hell did you do to me?
Oh, it doesn't matter.

[Hook:]
I fell for you, yeah
Boy you're so screwed, so
You're in for it now.

[Chorus:]
You're all I wanna do.
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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I was a just a young kid,
With time to waste.
Living out of my car,
Those were the days.

We were all the wild ones,
The wasted youth.
Other than a dream,
Had nothing to lose.

Ain’t it funny how time flies?
Fades into gold.
Now I wanna do a drive-by,
But I can’t find the road.

Back to wonderland,
Where it all began.
Everything was so simple then,
Living life like our last weekend,
Wish I could find my way,
Back to wonderland.

Carrie’s in the valley,
She’s got a kid.
Julie’s still a waitress,
Livin' on tips.

Sometimes we get together,
And shoot the shit.
But it’s not the same now,
No, nothin' is.

Feels like it was a movie,
That plays in my mind.
Shadows of a past life,
Wish I could rewind.

Back to wonderland,
Where it all began.
Everything was so simple then,
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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Can I hit you later?
‘Cause it’s my jam.
Rollin’ in my beat up,
Gold Trans Am.

Sorry, I can’t hear you,
And I got plans.
You won’t get me naked,
You had your chance.

I know I said I wouldn’t,
Talk about you publicly but,
That was before I caught you,
Lyin’ and cheating on me, slut!

I was down for you hardcore,
While you were out trying to score,
Found out you’re full of it,
I’m over it, so suck my dick.

I heard our song on the radio,
And I see your face everywhere I go,
I thought I’d call just to let you know,
I’ve been thinking of you,
Thinking of you, ooh-ooh.

But now my song’s on the radio,
And you see my face everywhere you go,
I thought I’d call just to let you know,
I’ve been thinking of you,
Thinking of you, ooh-ooh.

So I’ve got your message,
Are you having fun,
With your fugly girlfriend?
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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We were born to,
Break the doors down,
Fight until the end.
It's something that's,
Inside of us, it's how,
We've always been, yeah.

Warrior, -ior, -ior,
Warrior, -ior!
Warrior, -ior, -ior,
Warrior, -ior, ow!

We are the misfits,
We are the bad kids,
We degenerates.
We ain't perfect,
But that's alright.

Love us or hate us,
Nothin' can break us,
Better believe us.
Times, they are,
A-changing tonight.

We don't want to,
Flirt with disaster,
On your ass we'll,
Pounce like a panther.
Cut the bullshit,
Out with a dagger,
With a dagger,
With a dagger.

Do or die we all,
Gonna stay young,
Shoot the lights out,
Like a machine gun.
Think it's time for,
A revolution,
Revolution,
Revolution.

We were born to,
Break the doors down,
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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Baby when we're touching in the dark, can you feel it?
I can hear the pounding of my heart, can you feel it?
When you take my body to the stars, I believe it
Boy this love is supernatural, can you feel it?

Come, take me by the hand
Wanna cross the line, baby go ahead
Till the morning light, watch my silhouette
'Cause you know tonight, we're gonna wake the dead

Get a little bit wrong, get a little bit wild
Get a little bit high off of this love tonight
Get a little bit raw, come a little undone
Get a little bit reckless, I can't get enough

Baby when we're touching in the dark, can you feel it?
I can hear the pounding of my heart, can you feel it?
When you take my body to the stars, I believe it
Boy this love is supernatural, can you feel it?

Come, take me in the night
I feel it in my blood, want the darker side
Baby when we touch, look me in the eyes
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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It was a summer night,
The stars were all aligned,
You, you, you, you showed up,
And blew my mind.

We didn't sleep at all,
Played records all night long,
That, that, that night,
I kind of fell in love.

Something in your kiss,
Made my body electric,
You set me free.
That night, brough to life,
For the magic that's inside,
Of you and me.

Wherever you are,
You are forever on my mind.
Wherever you are,
Know that our love will never die.

Wherever you are,
Wherever you are,
Love will never die,
Wherever you are,
Wherever you are.

Electric wire love,
The sun was coming up,
Red, red, red wine,
And whiskey on your tongue.

Tangled up in your sheets,
You saw the real me,
You, you, you, you give me,
Something to believe.

Something in your kiss,
Made my body electric,
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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Hello, wherever you are
Are you dancing on the dancefloor or drinking by the bar?
Tonight we do it big, and shine like stars
We don't give a fuck 'cause that's just who we are
And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The crazy kids, them crazy, them crazy kids
And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The crazy kids, we are the
We are the crazy people

I see ya in the club showin' Ke$ha love
Trippin' on them bitches that be hatin'
Catch a dub, catch a deuces
Ya'll hatin's useless
It's such a nuisance
Ya'll chickens keep your two cents
And keep your dollars, keep your loot
I'm fresher than that Gucci
Them boys, they want my coochie
I say nope, I'm no hootchie
Your homegirl hatin', I say who she?
Ke$ha don't give two fucks
I came to start the ruckus
And ya wanna party with us
Cause we crazy motherfuckers

Hello, wherever you are
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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Hey, uh huh
Hey, yuh huh
Hey, it's Ke$ha
Let's do it

The lights are off, it's time to play
Got work to do but that can wait
I wanna let go, letting everyone know
That f**k it, I don't care

Been spending too much energy
On stupid sh*t when honestly
I wanna get high, just wanna get high
With everyone else here

[Chorus:]
Baby, all that matters is the beautiful life
Yeah, is the beautiful life, yeah, is the beautiful life
Baby, all that matters is the beautiful life
Yeah, is the beautiful life, yeah, is the beautiful life
Baby, all that matters is the beautiful life
Yeah, is the beautiful life, yeah, is the beautiful life
Baby, all that matters is the beautiful life
Yeah, is the beautiful life, yeah, is the beautiful life

We're made of stars, we're up in space
Now in the dark, come kiss my face
We're swimming in gold, we're swimming in gold
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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[Ke$ha:] It's Iggy Pop!
[Iggy Pop:] Yeah, and Kesha.
[Ke$ha:] Alright, get 'em!
[Iggy Pop:] Yeah!

[Ke$ha:]
Don't want your money, I've got my own
You're not my daddy, baby I'm full-grown
Don't complicate it, don't tell me lies
I'm not your girlfriend, and I ain't never gonna be
Or your wife!

I just want your dirty love
I just want your dirty love
All I need is to get in-between your sheets
I just want your dirty love
I just want your dirty love

[Iggy Pop:]
Cockroaches do it in the garbage cans
Rug merchants do it in Afghanistan
Santorum did it in a V-neck sweater
Pornos produce it
But a wild child can do it better

[Ke$ha:]
I just want your dirty love
I just want your dirty love
All I need is to get in-between your sheets
I just want your dirty love
I don't want your fancy things
([Iggy Pop:] I just want your love)
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Fan fiction by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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[Intro]:
Hey.

[Verse 1]:
Smooth, slick.
I almost got away with it.
But I missed a little bit of appetence.
Should I have washed away my finger prints?
La la la, la la.

You trusted me, but it was all a lie.
Busted, and I don't have an alibi.
And I've been caught red handed.
Okay, damn it.

[Chorus]:
I killed cupid,
Now you know,
Now you know,
Now you know.
I had to shoot him,
Down you know,
Down you know,
Down you know.
I've got my problems solved,
And I don't feel bad at all.
Yeah-hey.

[Verse 2]:
I couldn't keep it all together,
When he gets messing with my confidence.
Uh-oh. (oh, oh, oh, oh)
This is getting too intense.
La la la, la la.

So go on and go and head out the door,
Cause you don't have to like you did before.
You can thank me later,
Did us both a favor.
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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Warrior - C'MON . Ke$ha - C'mon
Twitter : @Guilhermesuxx
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Lyrics _________________________________________________-

saw you leaning against that record machine
saw the name of your band written on the marquee
it's a full moon tonight so we getting rowdy
yeah we getting rowdy, g-g-getting rowdy
feeling like i'm a high schooler
sipping on a warm wine cooler
hot 'cause the party don't stop
i'm in a crop top
like i'm working at hooters
we been keeping it pg
but i wanna get a little frisky
come gimme some of that yum like a lollipop
let me set you free

come on 'cause i know what i like
and you're looking just like my type
let's go for it just for tonight
c'mon, c'mon c'mon c'mon
now don't even try to deny
we're both going home satisfied
let's go for it just for tonight
c'mon, c'mon c'mon c'mon

write our names on the wall in the back of the bar
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young

Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

[Beat break]

Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Young hearts, out our minds
Running 'til we outta time
Wild child's lookin' good
Living hard just like we should
Don't care whose watching when we tearing it up (You Know)
That magic that we got nobody can touch (For sure)

Looking for some trouble tonight
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild, side
Like it's the last night of our lives
We'll keep dancing 'til we die

I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh what a shame that you came here with someone
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Article by emmab13 posted over a year ago
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I have a heart, I swear I do
But just not, baby, when it comes to you
I get so hungry when you say you love me
Hush if you know what's good for you

I think you're hot, I think you're cool
You're the kind of guy I'd stalk in school
But now that I'm famous, you're up my anus
Now I'm gonna eat you, fool

I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore animal, I am a cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run

I am cannibal
(Cannibal, cannibal, I am)
I am cannibal
(Cannibal, I am)
(I'll eat you up)
I am cannibal
(Cannibal, cannibal, I am)
I am cannibal
(Cannibal)
(I'll eat you up)

Whenever you tell me I'm pretty
That's when the hunger really hits me
Your little heart goes pitter patter
I want you liver on a platter

Use your finger to stir my tea
And for dessert, I'll suck you teeth
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Guide by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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La da da da da
La da da da da da da
Gross!
La da da da da da
La da da da
OK - fuck it!
Oh oh oh, yeah!

Time to get the day going,
Dress it up to the night,
Yo critter crew! (say what)
Make Princess Ke$ha look fine!
Add a little pinch of magic from my fairytale life
And now we go, oh, oh, oh, HA!

Look in the mirror, rub my eyes and what is this?
Some genie slut smiling back, suck it bitch!
Yo Mr Raccoon, pass the jack
Gonna need to rinse,
Trim it, prim it, dress it, mess it,
Yeah now that's my shit!

I'm gettin' ready so ni-i-ice (holla!)
It's kinda cool, I got a robot voice (check this shit out!)
The mirror lady bitch can't deny-y-y
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right.

I'm gettin' ready so tampons up,
Even with this wedgie ridin' up my butt
Thanks to Mr Crow, you sneaky little fuck!
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right.
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Opinion by karlyluvsam posted over a year ago
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My first kiss went a little like this
-kiss-
And twist
-kiss kiss-
And twist

(Ke$ha)
Well my first kiss went a little like this
-kiss-
And twist
-kiss kiss-
And twist

I said no more teachers
And no more books
I got a kiss under the bleachers
Hoping that nobody looks
Lips like licorice
Tongue like candy
Excuse me miss but can I get you out your panties?

In the back of the car
On the way to the bar
I got you on my lips
(I got you on my lips)
At the foot of the stairs
With my fingers in your hair
Baby this is it

(Chorus)
She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Oooooooooh
Oooooooooh

She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
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Guide by Cleo71 posted over a year ago
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Ke$ha!!!
Hey! I'm Cleo71 & I'm going to share with you a full guide on how to look exactly like Ke$ha! Ke$ha calls here unique style, "Garbage-Chic." She's very dramatic and messy, too! Read on to see how to look like her!


1. Hair: Style your hair like her's by mildly scruching it! Experiment with your hair by using some photos of Ke$ha! To get a haircut like Ke$ha's, get longer layers, and a very slight face frame. Also - get dirty blonde coloured hair, by going to your beauty salon, and having her dye it permanently, or temporarily (Aka. The "Wash-Out" Dye). You can also find some ways online on how to get the "Dirty Blonde" Colour at home, and without having to visit a salon!

2. Makeup: Long, extended cat-like eyeliner around the top of the eye is Ke$ha's Style! Keep it simple, but really creative, and messy, too! One of Ke$ha's trademarks is Blue Lipstick! Also, get your makeup dark and "sloppy" in a way.

3. Style:

- First off, Ke$ha's style is far from Lady Gaga's style! Ke$ha has somewhat of a "Rock N' Roll" Vibe with her outfits!
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Opinion by selenagomezfan7 posted over a year ago
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Kesha was born in Los Angeles, California on March 1, 1987. Her mother, Pebe Sebert, is a singer-songwriter who co-wrote the 1978 single "Old Flames Can't Hold a Candle to You" with Hugh Moffatt for Joe Sun. Pebe, a single mother, struggled financially while supporting herself, Kesha and her older brother, Lagan, at the time. They had to rely on welfare payments and food stamps to get by.[1] When Kesha was an infant, Pebe would often have to look after her onstage while performing.[2] Kesha says she has no knowledge of her father's identity.[1] Two of her maternal great grandparents were immigrants from Szentes, Hungary while her other maternal great grandmother was originally from Poland.[3] Pebe moved the family to Nashville, Tennessee, in 1991 after securing a new publishing deal for her songwriting. Kesha's younger -brother Louis was born shortly after. She said that she did not fit-in in school in the Brentwood suburb of Nashville which she called the "Bible Belt", explaining that her unconventional dress sense including homemade purple velvet pants and purple hair did not warm her to other students.[4] The Seberts were featured in an episode of The Simple Life as the host...
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Opinion by selenagomezfan7 posted over a year ago
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Maybe I need some rehab,
Or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession,
I'm seeing it in my dreams

I'm looking down every alley,
I'm making those desperate calls
Im staying up all night hoping,
Hit my head against the walls

What you've got boy is hard to find
Think about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love

Won't listen to any advice, mamma's telling me to think twice
But left to my own devices i'm addicted its a crisis!

My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy
My status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead


What you've got boy is hard to find
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Article by PentHouseForum posted over a year ago
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RE-EXAMINING THE GUILTY PLEASURE, VIA KESHA...
AUGUST 19, 2011



Village Voice:


In general conversation, the guilty pleasure is a simple enough concept: it describes something you might like but, well, feel guilty about liking, presumably because it isn’t otherwise up to your standards of taste. Over the past ten or so years, with pop critics taking traditional guilty-pleasure strongholds like teenpop and Southern rap more seriously, the concept itself was put to closer scrutiny. To summarize a decade of articles, blog posts and message board debates, the term “guilty pleasure” was revealed to conceal biases running along the lines of class, race, gender and age. Why should someone enjoy [choose your personal white/male/middle class fave] as a “serious” work of art, but listen to, say, the new Rick Ross or Britney Spears record only after using guilt to create some distance? And if pop music exists to bring you pleasure, why feel guilty about taking it?
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