(the bell rings for lunch)
Cartman: Man, I can't believe I failed the test!
Me: At least I passed.
Stan: Yeah, but if we failed it, then both of us would be screwed.
Kenny: (muffled) Wow, Michelle must be REALLY smart.
Janay: Hi Michelle!
Me: Hey Janay! What's up?
Janay: I heard you and Stan kissed last night.
Stan: Yeah, and in class, I couldn't stop staring at her.
Cartman: Yeah, even if Wendy had a chance to kiss Stan.
Stan: Shut up Cartman! (slaps him hard on the back.)
Cartman: Jesus, I was being sarcastic, Stan!
Wendy: Hi Michelle!
Me: Hi Wendy!
Wendy: Good job for being one of the three people to pass the test, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Wendy! The other two were Kenny and Stan. A lot of people are thinking I'm really smart.
Wendy: Ok. See you later, Michelle.
Me: See you later, Wendy.
(Wendy walks back to her table).
Stan: That's weird. Wendy never gets jealous of either me or Michelle.
Janay: Maybe it's because she never gets jealous of some things?
Kenny: (muffled) You're right, Janay.
(then a new girl named Carla comes to our table and sits next to Kenny).
Me: Hi Carla.
Carla: Hi Michelle!
Me: You look very familiar, Carla.
Carla: We were best friends for a long time until you moved here.
Me: Yep. Carla, these are my friends, Cartman, Kenny, Janay and my current boyfriend, Stan. Stan, Kenny, Cartman, this is my long best friend, Carla. She has been friends with me for a long time.
Stan: Hey Carla!
Janay: Hello Carla.
Cartman: Welcome to South Park, Carla.
Kenny: (muffled) Hi Carla. (thinking: I wonder if Carla was friends with Michelle, but we'll never know if I'll romantically be involved with Carla.)
(the bell rings for class)
Wendy: Wait, Stan!
Stan: What do you want, Wendy?
Wendy: I want us to be together forever!
Stan: I don't think it's going to work.
Wendy: Okay, I lied to you about Michelle and I'm sorry! I couldn't stand you being with her!
Stan: When you see me in class, don't look at me. And when you pass me in the hall, don't talk to me because you and me are done, Wendy! (then Stan pushes Wendy to a locker and he storms away to class, frustrated that not only that Wendy lied to him, but she also had negative thoughts about his girlfriend Michelle, which causes Wendy to cry and she walks to class, and goes to her seat.)
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: Hi Michelle.
Me: You okay?
Stan: Wendy and I had a very intense fight.
Me: Wow. Did she lie?
Stan: Yes. Not only did she lie to me, but she told me about you and I.
Me: Oh.
Stan: Michelle, sometimes when I look at your face, it's like, you're the only one who understands and knows my feelings.
Me: I'm supposed to understand and know how everyone feels and not just you, Stan.
Stan: That's true, Michelle. (kisses Michelle on the cheek and goes to his seat)
Me: (I also go to my seat)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children. It's time for English class. Can anyone tell me who is a very famous English poet?
(I raise my hand)
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Michelle?
Me: William Shakespeare.
Mr. Garrison: Correct, he is also a playwright. We will write a report on him as to why he was very famous. Michelle and Stan, would you please pass out the papers to everyone?
Me and Stan: Yes, Mr. Garrison.
(Stan and I pass out the papers and Stan winks at me and I wink back.)
Cartman: Wow. Lovebirds!
Kenny: (muffled) Shut up Cartman!
(we then finish passing out the papers, with Stan and I fistbumping each other on our way back to our seats next to each other.)
Mr. Garrison: (thinking: Stan's really into Michelle ever since they kissed last night, but that doesn't mean they're not good students.)
Me: (I then start working on my report and then there's a note from Stan and it said: "Will you go to the movies with me?" I blush and my face gets very pale.)
Mr. Garrison: Are you okay, Michelle?
Me: Yes, Mr. Garrison. (continues working on my report.)
Stan: (is also working on my report and thinks: I wonder if Michelle will say yes? I then stare at Michelle and I look back on my paper, not noticing that Wendy is staring at me.)
Announcer: Wendy Testaburger, please go to the principal's office immediately.
Wendy: My f*cking god! (goes to the principal's office.)
Me: (I smile as I watch Wendy go.)
End of part 2
Cartman: Man, I can't believe I failed the test!
Me: At least I passed.
Stan: Yeah, but if we failed it, then both of us would be screwed.
Kenny: (muffled) Wow, Michelle must be REALLY smart.
Janay: Hi Michelle!
Me: Hey Janay! What's up?
Janay: I heard you and Stan kissed last night.
Stan: Yeah, and in class, I couldn't stop staring at her.
Cartman: Yeah, even if Wendy had a chance to kiss Stan.
Stan: Shut up Cartman! (slaps him hard on the back.)
Cartman: Jesus, I was being sarcastic, Stan!
Wendy: Hi Michelle!
Me: Hi Wendy!
Wendy: Good job for being one of the three people to pass the test, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Wendy! The other two were Kenny and Stan. A lot of people are thinking I'm really smart.
Wendy: Ok. See you later, Michelle.
Me: See you later, Wendy.
(Wendy walks back to her table).
Stan: That's weird. Wendy never gets jealous of either me or Michelle.
Janay: Maybe it's because she never gets jealous of some things?
Kenny: (muffled) You're right, Janay.
(then a new girl named Carla comes to our table and sits next to Kenny).
Me: Hi Carla.
Carla: Hi Michelle!
Me: You look very familiar, Carla.
Carla: We were best friends for a long time until you moved here.
Me: Yep. Carla, these are my friends, Cartman, Kenny, Janay and my current boyfriend, Stan. Stan, Kenny, Cartman, this is my long best friend, Carla. She has been friends with me for a long time.
Stan: Hey Carla!
Janay: Hello Carla.
Cartman: Welcome to South Park, Carla.
Kenny: (muffled) Hi Carla. (thinking: I wonder if Carla was friends with Michelle, but we'll never know if I'll romantically be involved with Carla.)
(the bell rings for class)
Wendy: Wait, Stan!
Stan: What do you want, Wendy?
Wendy: I want us to be together forever!
Stan: I don't think it's going to work.
Wendy: Okay, I lied to you about Michelle and I'm sorry! I couldn't stand you being with her!
Stan: When you see me in class, don't look at me. And when you pass me in the hall, don't talk to me because you and me are done, Wendy! (then Stan pushes Wendy to a locker and he storms away to class, frustrated that not only that Wendy lied to him, but she also had negative thoughts about his girlfriend Michelle, which causes Wendy to cry and she walks to class, and goes to her seat.)
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: Hi Michelle.
Me: You okay?
Stan: Wendy and I had a very intense fight.
Me: Wow. Did she lie?
Stan: Yes. Not only did she lie to me, but she told me about you and I.
Me: Oh.
Stan: Michelle, sometimes when I look at your face, it's like, you're the only one who understands and knows my feelings.
Me: I'm supposed to understand and know how everyone feels and not just you, Stan.
Stan: That's true, Michelle. (kisses Michelle on the cheek and goes to his seat)
Me: (I also go to my seat)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children. It's time for English class. Can anyone tell me who is a very famous English poet?
(I raise my hand)
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Michelle?
Me: William Shakespeare.
Mr. Garrison: Correct, he is also a playwright. We will write a report on him as to why he was very famous. Michelle and Stan, would you please pass out the papers to everyone?
Me and Stan: Yes, Mr. Garrison.
(Stan and I pass out the papers and Stan winks at me and I wink back.)
Cartman: Wow. Lovebirds!
Kenny: (muffled) Shut up Cartman!
(we then finish passing out the papers, with Stan and I fistbumping each other on our way back to our seats next to each other.)
Mr. Garrison: (thinking: Stan's really into Michelle ever since they kissed last night, but that doesn't mean they're not good students.)
Me: (I then start working on my report and then there's a note from Stan and it said: "Will you go to the movies with me?" I blush and my face gets very pale.)
Mr. Garrison: Are you okay, Michelle?
Me: Yes, Mr. Garrison. (continues working on my report.)
Stan: (is also working on my report and thinks: I wonder if Michelle will say yes? I then stare at Michelle and I look back on my paper, not noticing that Wendy is staring at me.)
Announcer: Wendy Testaburger, please go to the principal's office immediately.
Wendy: My f*cking god! (goes to the principal's office.)
Me: (I smile as I watch Wendy go.)
End of part 2
okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.
First of all, his hair. You can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My profile picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!
Second of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown more than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten year old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here
First of all, his hair. You can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My profile picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!
Second of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown more than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten year old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five minutes later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if you ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his coat pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a smoothie and I was forced to drink it.
"Hey Kylie, do you have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so you put all your money in the bank and you never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when you asked for a water mattress you were taken to sea world!"
"Hey Kylie, do you have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so you put all your money in the bank and you never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when you asked for a water mattress you were taken to sea world!"
I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your article about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.
If your username is in the title or you are a kyle hater in this fan club, please read this.
Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that you guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate you kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If you hate kyle so much, then why don't you just stop posting this kind of stuff, or leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.
EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.
Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that you guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate you kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If you hate kyle so much, then why don't you just stop posting this kind of stuff, or leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.
EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.