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I went straight to bed once I got home. I had a long day, and I was exhausted. I didn't bother to tell Dad about Kyle.

The next day, I woke up with another smile on my face. Ever since Kyle came to South Park, I'm actually excited to go to school. I wore green overalls with an orange shirt underneath. I ran out the door and skipped to the bus stop. Fuck being normal. I never was normal anyway.

when I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle in a Metallica shirt with earbuds in his ears. He pulled the earbuds out when he saw me.

"I guess we're switching outfits." He said to me.

The other three boys arrived...
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Kyle opened his arms. I ran towards him, and we hugged. I felt safe around his arms. He felt so warm and fuzzy that I wanted to melt inside him. He then began to stroke my hair.

"Don't worry. Bebe won't ever be mean to you ever again." He whispered into my ear.

"But what she said was right. I never had a friend here until you came along." I contradicted between sobs and sniffles.

"Well, they don't know the girl that I know." he answered.

We hugged for another five minutes. I was sad when he let go. I wanted to keep on hugging him until I melted and became part of him. We walked out together. I...
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I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school books out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!
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January 1st 2012

It's the start of a new year. A new dawn. A new life. Today i've left the small town of South Park to begin my own journey.
Last year on May 26th I finally turned 16. I graduated early from Park County High School
as a sophmore with a diploma in Psychology. Only 2 other sophmores graduated. Wendy and Token both managed to graduate too. Token got a diploma in Cultures, Wendy got a diploma in Citizenship. All the other kids in my grade won't be graduating until Senior Year. After I recieved my diploma I told Stan about my college plans. He said he couldn't believe he had to go...
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Me: What would I do if I saw anyone trying to hurt me?
Stan: Don't worry, Michelle. I'll defend you and make sure you'll never get hurt.
Nurse: That's nice, Stan. Is she your girlfriend?
Stan: Yes. I've shown interest in her ever since she moved here.
(at the auditorium, there is a Talent Show and everyone is there, including Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle.)
Mr. Mackey: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Talent Show Championship! Our first finalist is 10 year old, Wendy Testaburger.
Wendy: Thank you, Mr. Mackey.
(she then starts her song..)
Stan: Where's Michelle?
Kenny: She's in the competition.
Kyle:...
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Wendy: Why am I being called to the principal?
Stan: Because you hurt Clyde, you b**ch!
Wendy: Why are you hurting me, Stan?!? I thought we were friends!
Stan: Not anymore because of what you did to Michelle!
Principal Victoria: Enough guys. Stan, go back to class.
Stan: Okay. (glares at Wendy as I walk back to class.)
Principal Victoria: Wendy Testaburger, I am very disappointed in you. You have punched Clyde Donovan in the face for no reason! You are expelled from this school at once! Pack your things and leave now!
Wendy: But-
Principal Victoria: Leave!
Wendy: Shit. (walks to her locker and gets...
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posted by dragons0214
When Kyle and I walked into the office, we saw principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Bebe. There were two wooden chairs in front of Victoria's desk, so we took our seats.

"Kyle, Kylie, I've heard that you two had a conflict with Bebe yesterday morning and i want to know what happened. Bebe, how about we start with you?" Principal Victoria announced.

Bebe started by rubbing her right eye with a hankie in her hand. The more her eye was rubbed, the more purple it got. after one minute, Bebe had the worst black eye that I have ever seen. it looked like someone replaced her eyeball with a plum.

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Kyle's room was more or less, what i expected. Every wall space was covered with music merchandise, from band posters to song lyrics. His bed was covered in CD cases and band T-shirts. I could tell that Kyle was my go-to guy for band recommendations.

Kyle moved the CDs off his bed and sat on the edge of it. I sat next to him. for the next half hour, all we did was stare and each other and giggle like japanese school girls. It was funny and awkward at the same time. Until Kyle asked me something.

"Kylie, since you asked me a question, can I ask you a question?"Kyle asked.

"sure." I replied.

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"Hey Kyle, can I ask you a question?" I asked Kyle

"Ok,shoot." he replied

"can we hang out at your house?" I asked him.

"Sure!" he replied.

I knew that my dad wouldn't care. The sunset is my curfew.
When we got of the bus, I followed Kyle until we arrived at his house. His house looked a lot like mine. It was the same size and shape. The only difference was that his was a darker green than mine. He unlocked its door and opened it for me. Inside, it was pretty basic. There was a small couch, a tv, and small minorah on a table. I noticed a layer of dust on the minorah.

"Dude, I don't mean to be rude,...
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MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that you and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that you and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that you and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how you and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that you could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a question that would change our relationship forever.
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"kyle, how do you do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.

It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " You know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that you could probably do it yourself."

He then leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.

Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
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Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.

Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were safe from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.

"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.

He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.

"Am I right?" Kenny asked.

Kyle gave Kenny a second death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
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When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.

"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did you think of A Day To Remember? By the way, I love your shirt!."

"Thanks! I really love them! Thank you for recommending them." I answered.

Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.

"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.

Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
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Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was singing the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was more like standing and moving our hips from side to side.

The next morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.