My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Pony Birthdays SUCK.

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posted by triq267

So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect day to post the article I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee or Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to show this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope I spelled that right). She throws an elaborate party to celebrate getting her cutie mark, when three blank flanks steal all the glory. She had been looking forward to this, and it was ruined for her.

Okay, on to actual birthdays. I'll start with Spike. It starts off pretty good. He gets a kiss from Rarity and a bunch of presents. Then his dragon side takes over and he becomes a giant greedy monster, almost destroying Ponyville. Sure, he learns a valuable lesson, but he nearly destroys a town. If it had gone any farther, he may have even killed Rarity.

Next, Twilight Sparkle. Sure, it had a happy ending, and SHE didn't realize the full extent of what happened, but Rarity forgot about Twilight's birthday, lied so that she wouldn't have to go to it, and never finished the dress she promised her. Twilight may have liked the dress, but let's be honest. IT WAS AWFUL. Plus, while dancing in it, she embaressed her self in front of the upper class of Canterlot.

On to the most obvious, Pinkie Pie. No one came to her party (I know it was because they were throwing a party for her, but bear with me), Spike told her that her friends hated her parties and didn't want to be her friends anymore, and she had a friggin' mental breakdown! She was talking to piles of rocks and bags of flour, serving them cake and talking for them. She did the eyes pointing in opposite directions, which, although a screencap of that was some of my first exposure to ponies, was still extremely creepy for a kids show.

I hope you all can now see why pony birthdays suck, and I hope you all enjoyed reading this.

P.S. Dear Tawnyjay, AquoMoon wanted me to wish you a happy birthday since he didn't get to while you were online...

tailsfan111, Metallica1147 and 1 other like this

StarWarsFan7 [b]I agree. I loved Twilight Sparkle's birthday party but Rarity ruined it for her.[/b]

i_luv_rarity Twilight's birthday was still a good one because she got to spend time with her friends although Rarity should've learned a lesson in that one

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Con Mane: Dead Another Day Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are you going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the year 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell you that. Are you ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the year 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place you have here.
P: Thank you Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 5

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Ugh,another beer I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for you to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want you to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....

Palmer Reed - I'll Be Around (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

And how the moon can move the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything you need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times get harder
We can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And you don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything you want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's more like...

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Canada24's top ten most badass actors..

posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. You really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him more in movies like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

Ponies!

added by Jade_23

Source: Equestria Daily

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*

-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-

Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's you right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rat inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*

-Well. I rather think that this is more normal than chill life-

Joel -...

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Stop Motion Master Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.

Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. You just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't you notice everyone else was behind you when you were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards...

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Butterfly Effect - Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. Fox used poison. But second coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on table and points on apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can you be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While second part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster or something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new friends coming to join the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* You see what happens when you touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

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Saten Twist: S3E4 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: More like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered Star Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...

Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When the shift was over, Candy was thinking about something.

Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Tim: Can't you tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what you have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 10 FIN

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is tree that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but tree fall under force*...

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] You mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do you have something you need to say? You seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As the group of heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, you go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: You got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the boat with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, you go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of you on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...

Ganger Returns: Part 3

posted by Canada24

"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.

"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.

".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.

"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.

"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.

"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is it

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another pony joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 101 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

CHiPs 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other pony is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air by that crane in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...