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All I saw was black. It took me a second or two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the hay is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me you went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show you!" At that moment I opened my eyes; oh! I really was under a blanket! But not for long as a little pony lifted the blanket up! "DINKY! GET IT OUT! THAT THING IS EVIL!" The older pony shrieked, and then the older pony picked me up and threw me out the window! Ouch! I landed in a dumpster, I looked at myself; am I evil? I didn't know, I tried to remember anything; nothing was there. I felt lonely and hurt, was I a thing? What am I? I stared at my feet there was four hooves, I looked at my mane; turquoise. It wasn't until I inspected my wings that I realised what they meant,they were not feathery, not fluffy,not black like my fur;they were bug wings.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case Cracker were thinking about what to do next. They had no more work, and had the rest of the day off.

Gordon: So, what do you want to do, now that we've got the rest of the day off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about you and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes Cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets you into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favorite death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't report it though..

SOME TIME THE NEXT DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: You shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did you do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY more interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as Olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: You think you speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? You don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure you that no more rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in second place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my second article here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that you look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an article of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing you too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* you look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fur or whatever horses have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: By the way. You ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: You gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told you that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat you in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. you said you wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see you now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do you know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an hour after we got married....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart