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Several minutes after beating up Diamond Tiara, Applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that you beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean you can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minutes after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll* Come on you friggin moron! Move! *honks horn*
russian pony123: *drives backward*
toll pony: *lays on floor*

Then every pony from every mafia appeared with tommy guns, and

Applejack: What is this?
mafia ponies: *shoot at Applejack*
Applejack: *gets out of car*
mafia ponies: *shoot Applejack*
Applejack: Aaaahhhhhhhh
mafia ponies: *continue shooting*
Applejack: *falls dead*
Japanese pony46: *shoots and kicks Applejack*

After the job was done Rarity arrived with Applebloom, and the other cutie mark crusaders. They were very sad to see their friend dead.

Meanwhile at Vanhoover

Dan: I have to go back soon.
stripper: Come on baby, I need someone to accompany me.
Dan: Look, I know you're the most sexiest mare in all of Equestria, but I really need to go.
Bartender: I got some pony on the phone looking for Dan?
Dan: That's me. *grabs phone* Hello?
Rainbow Dash: I need you back now.
Dan: Why what happened?
Rainbow Dash: Every mafia is going against us.
Dan: I'm on my way. *leaves strip club*

When Dan got back, Rainbow Dash was at Walicorn street with the other leaders of the mafia, but that will be told in another part.
AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Cupcakes shoutouts, so if you haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Comments will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement by the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the previous installment, its based on creepypastas, more specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a couch she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little Pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Ok. This is my first article based on my opinion. If you want me to write another article on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in question right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little Pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...
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Source: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead by Rainbow Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead by a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead by Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead by John who somehow survived being killed by a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku,...
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Source: Equestria Daily
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? You just decided to skip our dinner without telling me? Are you aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for you at a table with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want you to make friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a second chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and Lemon Heart. Offended by Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his more serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If you upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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