Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.
Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did you kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. You also might've died. That's why I came here to offer you protection.
cashier: If you put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let you get the next one though.
Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the next place to rob.
Pinkie Pie: This next place is owned by Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do you need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do you think you are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! You never kill the cashiers, or the owner of a business!
Twilight: He said no.
Pinkie Pie: You gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: You mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: Next business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are you doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.
The final place was owned by Baltimare
Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, you need protection.
owner: That's why you killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.
2 B continued
Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did you kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. You also might've died. That's why I came here to offer you protection.
cashier: If you put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let you get the next one though.
Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the next place to rob.
Pinkie Pie: This next place is owned by Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do you need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do you think you are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! You never kill the cashiers, or the owner of a business!
Twilight: He said no.
Pinkie Pie: You gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: You mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: Next business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are you doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.
The final place was owned by Baltimare
Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, you need protection.
owner: That's why you killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.
2 B continued
applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!
This will be another article by me! :D I'm sorry if any of the following offends you, but this is my opinion. The order will be from 6{Least favorite} to 1{Favorite}.
6.) Applejack
I don't want to say anything bad about Applejack. For your sake. But, I think of Applejack as someone who is obsessed with something. And that's apples. Don't get me wrong, I like Applejack but she's kind of annoying when she's talking about apples. To get off topic, Applejack is an honest pony and treats her friends like she would want to be treated.
5.) Rainbow Dash
At first, I loved Rainbow Dash! She was my...
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6.) Applejack
I don't want to say anything bad about Applejack. For your sake. But, I think of Applejack as someone who is obsessed with something. And that's apples. Don't get me wrong, I like Applejack but she's kind of annoying when she's talking about apples. To get off topic, Applejack is an honest pony and treats her friends like she would want to be treated.
5.) Rainbow Dash
At first, I loved Rainbow Dash! She was my...
I felt like doing Pony-licious songs for my OC's, so here they are. The original pony-licious songs are by Black Gryph0n on Youtube. You should check his channel out. :3
Ice Drop~
I'm the I to the c to the e d-r-o-p, and ain't no other pony write the stories like me... I'm Ice Drop-licious...
Coffee Creme~
I'm the C to the o to the double f and e, and can't no other pony draw quaint pictures like me. I'm Coffee-licious.
It took me quite a while, just for these 2 rhymes. XD
Ice Drop~
I'm the I to the c to the e d-r-o-p, and ain't no other pony write the stories like me... I'm Ice Drop-licious...
Coffee Creme~
I'm the C to the o to the double f and e, and can't no other pony draw quaint pictures like me. I'm Coffee-licious.
It took me quite a while, just for these 2 rhymes. XD
Pinkie Pie's car
