The year is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my friends I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on fanpop ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the title when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why are you typing like that?
Seanthehedgehog: An honest mistake, I swear.
Applejackrocks1: What are ya'll doing?
Seanthehedgehog: Working on a fanfic.
Applejackrocks1: What's it about?
Seanthehedgehog: It's a surprise.
Applejackrocks1: Why can't you tell me?
Seanthehedgehog: Fine, Twilight casts a spell that makes everything go backwards.
Applejackrocks1: Sounds awesome. Ah can't wait to read it.
Seanthehedgehog: I can't wait to finish. So I gotta work.
Applejackrocks1: Alrighty then. Bye!
Seanthehedgehog: C ya later.

That was the end of our conversation, and I continued working on my fanfic.

The next day I worked on it some more, but got bored. So this time I started the conversation with Jade.

Seanthehedgehog: :D edaJ olleH
Applejackrocks1: lol, Hi Sean.
Seanthehedgehog: How are things?
Applejackrocks1: Fine, how about you?
Seanthehedgehog: Excellent, but I can't think about how to write this next part of ynoP elttiL yM :S
Applejackrocks1: Ah have an idea.
Seanthehedgehog: And what's that?
Applejackrocks1: Why don't you have somepony watch something in reverse.
Seanthehedgehog: Damn Jade, you're a genius.
Applejackrocks1: "No I'm not, I'm a chicken!"
Seanthehedgehog: Maybe I should put that in too.

And so I did. But the next day was not gonna go well.

Seanthehedgehog: Hey Jade.
Applejackrocks1 has blocked you

Sean: What the hell?
Haters: *drive up to my house* We grab him just as planned.
Dad: Hey! What are you doing in my front yard?
Haters: *kill my dad*
Sean: *hears gunshots* What is going on?
Haters: Break down the door! *break door*
Sean: What did I fucking do? *grabs car keys*
Haters: *go upstairs*
Sean: *grab cords, and air conditioner*
Hater 1: Which room is he in?!
Hater 2: Check them all! *goes toward my room*
Sean: *climbs down to ground*
Hater 2: Clear!
Hater 1: Where is he?!
Sean: *starts car*
Hater 1: GO! To the car!!
Sean: *drives left out of driveway*
Haters: *shoot my car* Lets go!
Sean: *goes fast down road*
Hater 2: give me another mag.
Hater 1: I'm driving a car here!
Hater 2: GIVE ME A MAG!
Sean: *drifts right*
Hater 1: *follows*
citizen 34: *honks horn*
Sean: *goes wrong way*
Hater 2: *shoot tire*
Sean: Oh great.
Hater 1: *ram my car*
Sean: *spins out in intersection*
citizen 235: What's the hold up?
Hater 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hater 2: Get out of the car man!
Sean: *revs engine*
Hater 2: *points gun* SEAN!
Sean: *floors it*
Hater 2: Floor it! *gets back in*
Sean: I have only three tires, how am I going to outrun these guys?
Hater 1: *gets next to me*
Sean: *rams the haters*
Hater 1: *hits other car*
Sean: There we go. Hope my dad doesn't mind me borrowing his car. He's probably dead anyway.

2 B continued