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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Stealth boat
Stealth boat
Con: You were good with the chain.
Rain: Thanks. That's from growing up with others that didn't like me. You did good flying the plane.
Con: That, is from not growing up at all.
Rain: *laughs*
Con: Thanks. Now we just stop the next attack, which will be at the same spot as the previous one.
Rain: Let's do it.

Con, and Rain got a sailboat, and went to the sight of the next attack. The sun was setting while they were sailing.

Rain: I never got to have a boat like this. It's cool.
Con: I agree. *sees boat* That's the one.
Rain: Is that a stealth boat?
Con: Yeah it is. *goes in*
Rain: So awesome!! *follows*
korean major: I heard someone say this boat was awesome. Kill her.
Rain: *kicks major into water*
korean major: NO!! *swims* You're lucky!!
Con: Let's go.

Our heroes went into a room that showed a radar, and what positions the koreans were attacking.

Steve Jobs: Keep this up, we can't let South Korea get any supplies.
Snails: When you see the boat, launch those missiles.
Con: Oh great, this guy.
Rain: Someone you know?
Con: I was told he makes the weapons for Steve Jobs.
Rain: Then, let's sabotage them.
Korean pony55: *walks in* Intruders!!
Steve Jobs: It's Con, and the agent for MI3!
Con: *shoots koreans*
Rain: *kills power*
Steve Jobs: Now I get it. I lost power at last night's party because of you two. I should have known the love couple would be here.
Rain: We are not in love!
Steve Jobs: Say that all you want, but we all know the truth. Tie them up

Con, and Rain were eventually tied up on the floor, and couldn't get up. What will they do now?

Your answer will be explained.
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead by Rainbow Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead by a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead by Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead by John who somehow survived being killed by a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku,...
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Source: Original Owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do you see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. More serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
On Battlefield (ok more on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* Cherry and Tulip... congratulations you have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What you gonna do
FireDash...
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great day in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. By day, they would be filled with energy. By night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: You shall work with Rainbow Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want you two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with you all the way.

So the two of us went toward a shop that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, you steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane pony in the second story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fire at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to move the turret and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action rifle and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun by a few feet. 
Rainbow Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" Rainbow Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the orange filly says to her sister. "And! .....if you get out of bed I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus said with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her Rainbow sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
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Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the previous H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so Rainbow Dash appeared,...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after reading creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by btflash
Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a list of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I love music. It's my absolute favorite part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this list rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical music rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any pony that would attempt...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", said Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed by the castle and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", said Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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Rainbow Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are YOU lovely pegasus?" Rainbow Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" Rainbow scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. Rainbow looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time Rainbow Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So you recongize me by my colours eh?" Rainbow nodded. Then she...
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added by shadirby
Source: Me. Myself. And I.
I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until you all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did you know, you are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my pillow from what I...
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Source: spirtto on deviantArt
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added by purplevampire